Afternoon Crumbs

December 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Stephen Baldwin was arrested for not paying taxes 4 years ago and it looks like during that 4 years he’s been regularly practicing his Blue Steele face in the mirror so he’d be extra ready for the mug shot camera. That sweet pucker really tops this off.  – The Superficial 

ScarJo’s new piece looks like the gay French version of her last piece – Lainey Gossip

Wait, so all gay nurses don’t keep a tube of lipstick on them just in case a patient needs a touch up? – Towleroad

If you put polyester wigs on Mary Carey’s tits and painted creepy eyes on them, they’d almost look like Marie Osmond’s dolls – Hollywood Tuna 

Jessie J is still allergic to pants – Drunken Stepfather

Neil Lane?! Angie Jo and Brad Pitt are obviously classy enough to realize only Bed Bath & Beyond sells the finest wedding jewelry out there – Celebitchy

Jessica Biel and high fashion go together like Justin Timberlake and movie acting – The Berry 

Amanda Seyfried’s belt looks like some kind of cow bone. Call PETA! – Popoholic

When are we going to find out that Taylor Swift actually Super Glued her hand to Harry Styles’ hand? – Just Jared

Something tells me Shenae Grimes’ fianc√© is going to call off the engagement as soon as he sees this picture of her wearing a black acid wash shirt – ICYDK

Kristen Stewart’s onesie looks like it’s made of nana’s favorite mourning teddies (just pretend like you know what a mourning teddy is) – Popsugar

Patrick Warburton + floppy peen + swim short tan line = YAAAASSSSS! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Another day, another news anchor shoving his love into our eyes – Videogum

Elmo’s underage hos tell all – Crunk + Disorderly

The blond Peg Bundy lives – Hollywood Rag

Make sure your freezer is set to its lowest temperature, because you’re going to need to refreeze your ice cold heart after it melts while watching Billy the Chihuahua’s story – Buzzfeed

Snookitina loves letting her fupa all out – I’m Not Obsessed

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