Afternoon Crumbs

"Billy Graham, Franklin Graham, Joan of Arc. JR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Florence Nightingale, Pope John Paul, Mother Teresa, James Dobsen, Martin Luther, Father Damien, St. Peter, Jesus Christ, etc. millions of people, famous and not so famous that walk the walk and don't just talk."

-Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian. If he even actually existed at all.
-Franklin Graham is a hateful asshole who reeeeally blurs the line between Church and State.
-Mother Teresa was a complete fraud who accepted $1.5 million from Charles Keating and also accepted misappropriated funds from the Duvalier family, thought AIDS was retribution for homosexuality, and said that suffering was a gift from god (ergo, the poor she "helped" should not actually be helped out of poverty).
-Don't even start me on James Dobson. Total prick and fascist whose radio show I had to listen to constantly growing up. Have you ever read the FOF newsletter with his "advice" for parents? Worst. Advice. Ever!

That's not to say that all or even most Christians are hypocrites. But you should have picked some better ones as exemplars b/c 99% of those people are AWFUL and don't do the religion justice.

On topic: WTF is up with Jessica Biel's bangs?! They are awful! Too heavy with raggety ends on one side!

I am going to rename my dildo Patrick Warburton. He is so fucking hot with a REAL man's body!!! and that voice...oh baby!

What will Blonde Peg Bundy do next?
Oh yes . What WILL she do. She almost seems mad now. In both senses of that word.

Stephen is a pit stain of society!

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If that mess that Amanda Seigfried (whatever the fuck her name is) is showing is "stupendous cleavage" than I'm fucking Gisele Bundchen at my stupendous height*eyeroll*

Luci,

Those boys were a bit too ripped for me, but I'm glad that yet another girl is part of the Dlisted Hairy Menz Society (Twatty being the President).

And MK, stop showing that ugly ball gown pic of my girl Xtina. She is better than that and you know it!

The Baldwin brothers are the epitome of douchey, low-life, Long Island trash (apologies to all the decent Long Islanders on this blog). They ALL had addiction problems at one point or another, ALL have been major assholes in one way or another, and NONE has any hint of impulse control (think Lohan, another Long Island sample from the same degenerate gene pool who must be a distant relative).

I pity the women around them!

Submitted by Smelly_old_Granny on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 12:51am.
Awww damn, Whatsisname Baldwin will have to find another religion! One that DOES pay your taxes!

Anyone else think he'll eventually get into Scientology, what with all the connections they have?

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You mean to tell me that the baby Jesus doesn't pay our taxes? shiiittttt.

Patrick Warburton is hot. Bangin' bod, and the peen ain't bad either!

Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 7:39pm.
Thank you. Christianity's a cheap easy target, and for some reason people only ever notice the fuckups who only claim to be Xtians.

That said, I guess Baldwin didn't read the part of the Bible where Jesus says "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's." Or… maybe he did, then figured that since we don't have a Caesar, he doesn't have to pay taxes. He's an actor, so he might be that dumb.

Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:33pm.
I think it's a combo of her tolerating his cheatin' ways and her lack of a career. She's been in what, one well-regarded movie since 7th Heaven? And that was as a supporting character to Hopkins and Mirren.

I also think she is gayelle. She used to not even really hide it, but I think she thinks marriage to Trousersnake will make her a bigger star a la Jennifer Aniston. Problem is that he's no Brad Pitt at his peak.

I saw him recently in Southland Tales, and WOW what a nonsensical clusterfuck of a "movie." Everyone in it must be so embarrassed.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

I think the original meaning of "Baldwin" is "The Prick," based on each and every Baldwin brother! Is there a non-asshole among the bunch?

Didn't he threaten to leave the country 4 years ago when Obama first was elected? Now would be a good time to make good on that promise.

Baldwin put on a suit and tie for his mugshot? I hope he was just coming from court. Anyway, he looks like a total fucking sheister.

WHOOPS nevermind wrong Baldwin. It was William.

When is "The Removed" coming out with that Baldwin? I've heard it features a star-studded cast.

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Maybe we should all just make a porn together, mashing our tits together and spitting on our each other's poons, and make the few men on dlisted horny. It wouldn't be the first time wom

How many Baldwins are there? I'm guessing 100. They keep popping up. All I know is Alec and the one married to Chynna Philips. It's a sad day when Alec Baldwin is the sanest in your family.

This clown found jaysus when his wife was about to throw his cheatin' stank ass out. Pay yo taxes, Fool.

I can't stop laughing over Patrick Warburton's floppy peen.

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Blah-dy fucking blah, KStew is fucking hawt and I would gay for her her in an instant (not that anybody cares, but still...)! But she's hawet and I'm drunks. Yaasss!

Justin Timberlake was funny as hell in "Bad Teacher"! At least I thought so. Actually really liked that movie. LOL funny and I can watch it over and over again. I havent seen him act seriously, so I can't say anything about his dramatic chops. But I think he's funny.

Being a "Christian" does not exempt you from paying taxes, ass-wipe.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 7:24pm.
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Now you're talking! <3

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I can't with Stephen Baldwin's pucker face... Warburton's elephant trunk, lol... What a sweet proposal!...Those poor doggies. :(

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Lucifer_Sam -
Thanks! Me likes #3 and #22. Not to pick the guys apart or anything, but why do guys go to the gym for too many hours and overwork their abs and arms and forget about the rest of their body? I've never been into this whole over sculpted look on guys. Old fashioned, perhaps.

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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:23pm.
So he can preach about Christianity and doing the right thing, but he can't pay his taxes.

Ever met a fanatical Christian that wasN'T an enormous hypocrite?

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Billy Graham, Franklin Graham, Joan of Arc. JR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Florence Nightingale, Pope John Paul, Mother Teresa, James Dobsen, Martin Luther, Father Damien, St. Peter, Jesus Christ, etc. millions of people, famous and not so famous that walk the walk and don't just talk.

Haha! Saw this yesterday....he really works his pucker for the jailhouse! Jesus would want you to pay your fair share rich cunt!!

Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:33pm.
When did Jessica Biel's image turn into "that pathetic girl". I don't understand the cause for the label. Is it related to her in Justin in some way? Because I remember her image circa 7th Heaven being the hot girl with the tight butt. She still has a nice figure and pretty face, what's the deal?
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Yep, I think it has to do with her "taking him back" after he skanks around town so many times. That seems kinda pathetic for someone independent I guess. My theory has always been that she is gayelle and it is a "brand" coupling up having to do with her needing leading lady roles and him still trying to become somewhat relevant in acting, but whateves.

Instead of Shirtless Friday on The Berry we get a link about baboon-mouth Jessica Biel? Do you hate us Michael K?

Here it is, anyway http://theberry.com/2012/12/07/shirtless-friday-29-photos-9/ and my faves are #1, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 14, 19, 21, 24, 26...

Just a couple, then.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 7:05pm.
Ok, Billy's story is very uplifting, but Billy is ugly as FUCK!

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Speaking of which, this human pictured, on the other hand--to me is ugly as fuck:)
Dang, would have worked so well if it was
Billy Baldwin.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 7:05pm.
Ok, Billy's story is very uplifting, but Billy is ugly as FUCK!

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:55pm.
Dude is such the village idiot, I feel bad for the Baldwin family.

I'm with ya on that one. I can think of few things more embarrassing than to have a family member become a fundamentalist.

Submitted by shandi on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:23pm.
So he can preach about Christianity and doing the right thing, but he can't pay his taxes.

Ever met a fanatical Christian that wasN'T an enormous hypocrite?

Why do they keep dressing KStew in black lace and weird paneled outfits? It's not comfortable for her, and it's obvious. They should find a different "style" for her. It's too bad they didn't somehow test her beforehand, because the role could have been played by any tabula rasa. They could have chosen someone who's comfortable in front of a camera - God knows there are plenty of whores in Hollywood who would have jumped at the chance.

And it looks like someone chopped off her feet and capped off the stumps with some black sealing wax.

Hide yo' wallets and yo' offering plates, Stephen is going to ask you for money because Jesus told him to!

Huh. I think Amanda Seyfried's belt looks more like the business end of a medieval weapon.

And the headline says "Amanda Seyfried Continues Her Show Of Stupendous Cleavage" but it looks like she has no tits to speak of. "Cleavage" refers to the valley between two large breasts. Misleading.

Ok, Billy's story is very uplifting, but Billy is ugly as FUCK!

OMG MK, Billy's story is so touching. Broke my heart yet was so uplifting. The Humane Society is an excellent organization. Thank you for sending this our way.

Anchorman's soul dies sudden, tragic death... news at 11.

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Dude is such the village idiot, I feel bad for the Baldwin family.

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Courtney Stodden needs to stop by Stride Rite and get her feet measured again, because she looks likes she's gonna step out of those FrankenShoes.

And I maintain that wearing heels that high is her passive-aggressive way of getting one-up on her "husband". Her little way of making him smaller.

ScarJo's piece is cute. But he dresses like he's speshul.

If the NY tax rate was around 8% for his bracket, and ignoring interest and penalties, that means this nutcase made like $4.4m over those 3 years? Doing what?

I've got snot running down my face from watching the Billy the Chihuahua vid.
So nice that Billy found his soulmate in his rescuer <3

I really hope that there is a special kind of hell for Puppy Millers and animal abusers!!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:38pm.

M.E., he was also AWESOME in "The Usual Suspects"!
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M.E., he was also AWESOME in "The Usual Suspects"!

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When did Jessica Biel's image turn into "that pathetic girl". I don't understand the cause for the label. Is it related to her in Justin in some way? Because I remember her image circa 7th Heaven being the hot girl with the tight butt. She still has a nice figure and pretty face, what's the deal?

devout Christians don't believe in taxes I guess..