The last time Lindsay Lohan followed The Wanted somewhere, she ended up being dragged away in handcuffs after a Florida psychic wrongfully set her up by running into her fist. That didn’t keep LiLo from stalking The Wanted, because she showed up in Philadelphia last night to see them perform at the Q102 Jingle Ball. You know LiLo is truly hard up for some British boy band dick when she gets up at 6am to take the $15 Chinatown bus from NYC to Philadelphia.
LiLo dressed up like a teenage runaway junkie and managed to get backstage to hang out with Max George (aka the bald one) by telling security that she was the winner of a charity contest. Surprisingly for everyone, LiLo didn’t whoop a trick or get into any trouble. All she did was use her old witch claw to sign an autograph. Or should I say, LiLo thought she was signing an autograph, but was actually signing served civil papers. (Pro tip to servers everywhere: If you want Lindsay Lohan to sign, just ask her for an autograph. The mess falls for it every time.)
And if you were backstage at last night’s Jingle Ball and asked the question, “Where is my wallet?“, you now have your answer!