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December 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Pizza Hut’s new limited-edition Eau de Pizza Hut perfume!

What started out as a joke turned into a real thing. Pizza Hut asked in a haha way on their Facebook page for possible names for a bottle of stank that smells like hot pizza fresh out of the cardboard box. They got over 200 replies and so they decided to make the real thing. They already handed out their entire supply to customers in Canada (Damn you, Canada!), so if you were lucky enough to get a bottle, then you no longer have to rub old slices of pizza all over your asshole, armpits and crotch to smell like Brit’s Brit’s wet dreams. Pizza Hut actually put out a press release about this mess:

Introducing Pizza Hut Perfume – a brand new fragrance from Pizza Hut Canada boasting top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.

“When our ad team at GRIP brought the idea to us, we absolutely loved it,” says Beverley D’Cruz, Marketing and Product Development Director, Pizza Hut Canada. “What better way to celebrate our Facebook fans than by providing them with a way to enjoy the fresh smell of Pizza Hut pizza whenever they want!”

The limited edition perfume was designed to cc. Only 110 bottles were produced and shared with lucky Facebook fans who won a bottle by being among the first to share their desire for Pizza Hut perfume.

Will we be seeing Pizza Hut perfume in department stores any time soon? According to D’Cruz, only time will tell.

Burger King did this first four years ago when they sold a perfume that smelled like charbroiled cow meat, but this is better. Who wouldn’t want to smell like greasy cardboard, microwaved pepperoni, salty desperation, overcooked pieces of sausage and burnt rubber cheese? If you’re going to spray yourself down with delicious Eau de Pizza Hut, carry around mace (or a spray bottle full of broccoli water), because Jessica Simpson will try to eat all of you.

via Eater

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