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Pizza Hut's new limited-edition Eau de Pizza Hut perfume!
What started out as a joke turned into a real thing. Pizza Hut asked in a haha way on their Facebook page for possible names for a bottle of stank that smells like hot pizza fresh out of the cardboard box. They got over 200 replies and so they decided to make the real thing. They already handed out their entire supply to customers in Canada (Damn you, Canada!), so if you were lucky enough to get a bottle, then you no longer have to rub old slices of pizza all over your asshole, armpits and crotch to smell like Brit's Brit's wet dreams. Pizza Hut actually put out a press release about this mess:
Introducing Pizza Hut Perfume - a brand new fragrance from Pizza Hut Canada boasting top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.
"When our ad team at GRIP brought the idea to us, we absolutely loved it," says Beverley D'Cruz, Marketing and Product Development Director, Pizza Hut Canada. "What better way to celebrate our Facebook fans than by providing them with a way to enjoy the fresh smell of Pizza Hut pizza whenever they want!"
The limited edition perfume was designed to cc. Only 110 bottles were produced and shared with lucky Facebook fans who won a bottle by being among the first to share their desire for Pizza Hut perfume.
Will we be seeing Pizza Hut perfume in department stores any time soon? According to D'Cruz, only time will tell.
Burger King did this first four years ago when they sold a perfume that smelled like charbroiled cow meat, but this is better. Who wouldn't want to smell like greasy cardboard, microwaved pepperoni, salty desperation, overcooked pieces of sausage and burnt rubber cheese? If you're going to spray yourself down with delicious Eau de Pizza Hut, carry around mace (or a spray bottle full of broccoli water), because Jessica Simpson will try to eat all of you.
via Eater
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I wonder if it will give you the diahrreah's like their pizza?
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It still smells better than the shit Lady Gaga is trying to sell.
They were talking about this on the radio show I listen to in the mornings today
To be fair, the aforementioned pizza from Escape From New York Pizza is made of thinly-sliced RED potatoes, and the crust is pretty thin to boot. It's one of my favorite things.
I demand the fish platter scent from Long John Silver's.
This sounds disgusting, lol, not sure I'd even want to smell the tester bottle.
I don't get the savory food based perfume smells. Sweet smells, I can get. But pizza? And a flamed broiled whopper. They never actually get the smell to smell exactly like the food in which it was based, and even if they did, it would still be disgusting as a perfume. However the perfume always smell considerably more rancid and vomit inducing and nothing remotely like the product it's based off of...In other words, you're spraying puke on yourself...enjoy that.
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:17pm.
Potato on a pizza??? I'm sorry, I just can't...
Sad thing is, in some places here in Texas, this would probably get me more mens than my Stella.
My favorite pizza is the U-Say-Potato at Escape From New York Pizza in San Francisco. Potato, roasted garlic, and pesto... if they made THAT into a cologne, I'd sell MYSELF for an ounce.
omg this is real? i saw this on another site called "oh those wacky canadians" and just thought it was a joke
this is really cool actually. just 110 bottles tho, ill check for how much fuckers are reselling these on ebay
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
If I used this perfume, my husband would be all over me.
This is a great big pile of no.
I'm starting to think that the Mayans are right...
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OMG, I barely remember Tab Hunter was in that thing. Divine is one of the all time top ten actresses.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:00am.
Pft!
Little Caesers is way better
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I love their commercial where the guy takes off his shirt, yelling, "THERE'S NO RULES!".
Then you hear a woman's voice yell, "PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!".
Then he says, "THERE'S ONE RULE!"
(I'm easily amused, I guess.)
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Never seen it.
Rande -- that's all a woman wants to hear, you smell a little yeasty -- yikes!
mike -- Demeter has a million scents; they're great!
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:00am.
Pft!
Little Caesers is way better
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I love their commercial where the guy takes off his shirt, yelling, "THERE'S NO RULES!".
Then you hear a woman's voice yell, "PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!".
Then he says, "THERE'S ONE RULE!"
(I'm easily amused, I guess.)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:46am.
Papa Johns is good too, a bit pricey.
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Papa Johns is fucking NASTY! Their sauce tastes like it's 1 tomato and an entire bag of sugar.
Pizza Hut > Dominos. I really want Dominos to stop with these "new and improved!" pizza commercials. Not only is their pizza STILL disgusting (its like chewing cardboard covered in tomatoe sauce) it is even worse. Papa Johns is good too, a bit pricey.
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-Mean Girl,Regina George
Pizza Hut scent? Um whatever. But I'm drawing the line at Eau de Jimmy John's.
Submitted by mike: "...Demeter has been doing odd bottled scents for a while."
Sometimes I will take the kids over to Duane Reade, where they have about 60 tester bottles, and we spend a really loooooong time sniffing all the bottles "Ooooh, smell the 'Dirt' one! It really smells like dirt?" "Try the 'Snow' one!"
They also go nuts with the scented candles at Pier One and CVS. We like to smell stuff.
my bf in highschool worked at the hut and he always smelt like greasy pizza. it did not smell good and was not attractive. i will not be signing up for one of these limited edition bottles
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:45am.
You can make a scent up for anything I suppose. I know I barely remember attending a John Waters film where they handed out numbered cards and when the numbers flashed on the screen, you were to scratch and sniff. It was like being in the movie.
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LOL! I remember that very well! It was Waters' "Polyester". One of the scratch and sniff prompts was when a character on screen farted.
"Polyester" Trailer (1981)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwtbY9zfOMA
Ah! Sweet bird of youth.
Ah, 80's memories of gorging on a deep pan meat lovers pizza and bread sticks come flooding back in high-haired waves of tomato sauce that splash against a thick crusty shore.
Personally, I think it would be the epitome of high class and good breeding to dab some pepperoni and mozzarella behind my ears.
"What's wrong? I dunno, baby... You just smell kinda--yeasty or something."
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:56am.
Cool! Can't wait to hear what it is.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:45am.
You can make a scent up for anything I suppose. I know I barely remember attending a John Waters film where they handed out numbered cards and when the numbers flashed on the screen, you were to scratch and sniff. It was like being in the movie.
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Ha! Yes!! The Waters film you mentioned is the classic 1981 "Polyester" starring the immortal Divine!
In Toronto there is a station called CityTV that used to show all sorts of awesome, obscure movies late at night. They'd always play "Polyester" in the summer and you'd have to go to Becker's (a convenience store chain) and buy their horrid "Jungle Joose" to get the scratch card with all the smells.
*ba-buttons slaps self for waxing nostalgic*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
The last time I went to Pizza Hut – 10+ years ago -- our server was someone that my friend had beat up years before in high school. Charming.
Anyway, that crazy bitch server played Ugly Kid Joe’s I Hate Everything About You song on that damn jukebox the entire time we were there. I’m sure I ate more than just pizza that day.
mike, I ran into Olivier in the elevator today and I asked him what scent he uses and he said it was this one. HAHAHHAHAHA!
No really, I WILL ask him. ETA: I just want to give the women of NC a chance to duct tape their panties on, because if you smell like him, they'll be flying off.
Who wants to smell like ....
http://marvynandmary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pizza-the-hut-spaceb...
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Cinnabon perfume .. now I could get behind that!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 10:50am.
and the breadsticks honey! when I was a young but very macho boy, me, my dad
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Did your macho Dad school you in fishology?
and the breadsticks honey! when I was a young but very macho boy, me, my dad and my sister went to the local DINE IN PIZZA HUT oh honey, the opulence of eating those pan pizzas with a fork and a knife!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ugh
Who wants to smell like pizza?
Demeter has been doing odd bottled scents for a while.
Pft!
Little Caesers is way better
You can make a scent up for anything I suppose. I know I barely remember attending a John Waters film where they handed out numbered cards and when the numbers flashed on the screen, you were to scratch and sniff. It was like being in the movie.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
honey, pizza hut is DISGUSTING and GREASY AS HELL but honey, it is soooooo good and I want to eat about 14 slices right at this moment in time!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
you have to be kidding.