Duchess Kate Is Out Of The Hospital... And Possibly Wearing A Bumpit
Duchess Kate and the most important fetus in the world were released from King Edward VII Hospital this morning after being treated for the extreme shits and barfs. Duchess Kate will now go back to her palace where she'll lay on her princess canopy bed and ring a crystal bell every time she needs to vom onto her handmaiden's lap. Since Duchess Kate is on bed rest, she is unable to fulfill her daily duties of waving at her subjects at the opening of a new garden or whatever, so The Palace announced that England's Finest Rose (official royal title) and the true Princess of England Jodie Marsh will fill in for Kate until she's well enough to wave at her subjects at the opening of a new garden again.
Don't bother trying to buy Duchess Kate's coat online. It's SOLD OUT. Those suede boots (Note: The princess is truly magical, because her suede boots are staying up without the help of a rubber band)? GONE! Those black tights? You can only get them in charcoal. The scarf? You can't find one anywhere. Bitches are even dying their old ivory scarves that color, so periwinkle RIT dye is sold out too. Yellow roses? Nowhere to be found. Go out to your backyard and I'm sure your ass will see that your yellow rose bush is gone. Everything Kate touches, sells out immediately. Even the world's supply of Bumpits is running low, so get one while you can.
Speaking of Bumpits, the Palace should probably block all of Kate's calls and e-mails from Jersey. Because Snooki recently gave her some advice and now here's Kate wearing a Bumpit. Shut it down now before Kate starts rubbing orange-tinted cocoa butter on her belly and is seen buying Absolut Baby Bottles at Bargain Booze.
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Chuck, you're rich. You're a public figure. Do something about your hair, ffs.
Yay, we get to hear about this for the next 9 months. Great.
She is always wearing gorgeous clothes and a good attitude - love her.
I like them but I'm already sick of hearing that she is up the duff. You would think she was the first woman to be pregnant. To think we have another 9 months of this shit, according to the press It was concieved in Singapore, they did it misonary style, she's having twins and if it's a boy it will be circumcised. I mean for fucks sake, the only thing that hasn't been reported is the child is black and will be named Diana.
Please shut the fuck up.
From what I know about Michelle Obama, she was the family's breadwinner in Chicago, much the same as Hillary Clinton in her Arkansas days.
I am starting to find "boring" people to be those who have much more substance to them than not. Lindsay Lohan actually is probably super boring in person and tries to make up for it by getting high as much as possible.
I'm ok with boring. I'm getting sick of trashy/mentally disturbed/what-have-you people. Its nice to see a couple who obviously truly love each other and acting with a modicum of class in public.
I wish her all the best. It's tough to be ill. She hopefully will gain just a little weight so she can successfully deliver. I know it's tough to be a little larger, while living in the public eye.
He really does seem like a nice person. I wish them both well.
I have to say that I have never really thought this whole monarchy concept works with modern life. However, she seems to be fine in this structure, and Will seems to love her. So, what the hell. Live and let live!
Congrats to her that she is better. Wishing her all the best.
I like her hair like that. I want to know how she does it. I'm 100% positive she's not wearing a Bump-it so how the fuck do you do that?
Ah, Outback Red. The memories.
I have read that lovely Kate does her own makeup but maybe she is getting some help (I would) if she is as sick as they have been reporting. Frankly, I don't know how she looks so refreshed while feeling nauseated all the time!
Their body language says a lot. I'm happy for those that care, it looks like the really do like/love/respect/care for each other.
I would say I feel bad for her, but this is what she wanted and was basically groomed for so I think she'll be okay. Props to the royal stylists, she always looks fantastic. If you're curious where she/her stylist shops, there's a whole website dedicated to her outfits. http://whatkatewore.com/
I like them both. Yes, they're priviliged beyond all insanity, but from all reports, they don't throw it in people's faces. More likely, they're shocked at how amazing their lives are. And that's ok with me. They're royalty, but also have the common touch. And there ain't nothing wrong with that...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I like her/them,
and love the coat.
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the lights are on but no one is home.
thats all i gotta say about her.
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She's cute and they're likable as a couple, no shade. MK, you're right, pretty much everything she has on is sold out forever. ;P
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You know she didn't have to leave through the front holding flowers while their outfits color coordinated.
Regarding her weight, the media is to blame for her small size. She has a lot of pressure. Inside Edition talked for 30 minutes guessing about how much weight she would gain, even photoshopping her heaver. If I had everyone including the media talking about my body and clothes 24/7 I would have an eating disorder too.
Her parents made a huge sum of money but are basically not classy people, at all. So, who cares if "genes will out" and she's wearing a BumpIt? She's pretty and plays along with the whole Royal Protocol and the Windors could use some white trash to strengthen their gene pool. These kids are a-okay in my book!
I love her and I love these two. I don't care.
And I love her coat and boots!!
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:22pm.
I agree with all you said. And to say that Kate ever even had a job is pretty hilarious. She interned at the headquarters of some high street store after she graduated, and all we ever heard was how infrequently she showed up to "work". She knows how to smile, and wave, but don't anyone get the ridiculous impression that she is in a league with Michelle Obama.
Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:04pm.
Aww but I find Peyton Manning very likeable!
Me too and a damn good QB. I wouldn't consider him a handsome fellow though. Good guy-yes
I think the Manning family is pretty down to earth.
I don't see anyone criticizing Michelle Obama, both had jobs beforehand.
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I think the job of helping run an entire country is far more substantial than an entire family that sits on a pile of wealth and cuts ribbons all day just because they were born.
And for the record, Michelle Obama worked for many, many years after she married Barry. She even worked through the birth of two kids. Kate quit her job before she even got married.
Poor Kate. That morning sickness is no joke. I just had the garden variety queasiness and it SUCKED. Can't imagine puking so much it requires hospitalization. Anyway I'm glad she's feeling better. Hopefully Baby Wales looks like mom, lol.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Did she have a makeup artist in the hospital room? She really is quite the twig - they better figure out a way to fatten her up or she may have some serious issues during the pregnancy. That said, I have to say, seeing these two interact in the stands at the Olympics this summer, they seem to genuinely LIKE each other.
I think they're a cute, genuine couple. No hate here (and I hate pretty much everybody).
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I want to hate on these two but I can't.
Well, I can't hate William. I think the title Prince has something to do with that.
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This couple has the opportunity to have a loving happy family and correct the misery that his mother had to endure. I am certain that Diana is looking down with joy in her heart.
If it's a girl I think they will name it Mary Elizabeth.
Whoever said they look like a middle aged couple was right on. Will has lost his looks faster than you can say Lindsay Lohan.
Ugh. The whole idea of monarchy is so insulting. Fuck iff.
"This world is a whore."
Gah, I'll repeat my lament that I just can't handle what the years are doing to William (after such a SENSATIONALLY, INSANELY CUTE teenage period). Is there no end to the deadly Windsor Looks Curse? Princess Anne's daughter Zara seems to be the only one to have escaped it (despite MK's delusional view that Harry has too).
Anyway, no matter how crappy my life is, at least I don't have to be a human show dog like these people.
And Kate is just TOO GD SKINNY and always has been. I seriously worry about this. Just another reason to wish Di was still around - she'd do everything she could to keep Kate from going down the body image fuckery/eating disorder horrorshow that did so much damage to her.
Ah well, best to them both. Though I'm sorry (for the kid) that they're having a kid. Even though I know it's their main job.
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Anita Bidet, BRITISH PEYTON MANNING?!?!? Brilliant! He does!
Where I come from, Peyton Manning is king, but it's so damn funny.
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:15pm.
But what are you really thinking? It's OK to let it out. :)
Fucking hell they look like a middle-aged couple.
EAT A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS, KATE!!!!!
They better not call her baby the most SPECHILL in the world otherwise Beyonce might have to shank a ho...
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I don't get the job comments. She has access to a lot of money and the ability to travel and she should opt to work in an office instead and do the 9-5? Come on. Who cares if she doesn't have a job. I don't see anyone criticizing Michelle Obama, both had jobs beforehand. Even if she did have a career we would just see her in pictures coming in and out of the office. Pictures abound no matter what.
I don't usually like commenting on people's body shapes, I had eating issues for a long time so I avoid the topic in general, but damn she is so thin. I get that she has the barfs and that can't help, but people reported on her losing weight around their wedding too. She looked way better when they were just dating and she looked healthier.
I covet her wardrobe (though I would sex it up a little), but her day to day like? Fuck. That. Shit.
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ZZZZZZzzzz Wake me when Harry knocks up some chick of another race out of wedlock. THAT would be exciting and a scandal. I hope he takes after his mother and takes up with a Muslim. Escandalo!
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Saddle up folks, because it's going to be a long 9 months of these two any their every move.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:51pm.
She looks pretty good for someone who has the barfs. My husband took a picture of me when I was in my first trimester and I seriously looked like Ren from the "Ren and Stimpy Show".
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I work at a cancer center with sad patients all around me....this made me laugh out loud...like inappropriate loud.
LOL I saw that Demi Moore video, what a lauugh
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
She's hidin' that misery well.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "Poor barfy lass. And he's all like, "This is all my fault, so sorry luv."
She looks wan. I do love the ensemble, though."
Ditto on everything you said.
If she's not wearing a bumpit that princess has magic hair!
Submitted by RandéSleepover :
I'm not sure I can handle nine more months of this, not to mention at least 18 more years after that.
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THIS! I just do NOT get the treacle-y facination over Waity Katie and her imminent fuck trophy. BFD Pfffffffffffffffffffft!!!! *gags* (IMO)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:09pm.
OMG This is hilarious! Demi Moore doing her chicken with a head wound dance and Lenny Kravitz is over it.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/12/demi-moore-bizarre-dancing...
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demi moore is just embarassing. no wonder ashton dumped her skinny ass. look how huge her teeth and NO LIPS
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 1:09pm.
OMG This is hilarious! Demi Moore doing her chicken with a head wound dance
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LOL omg Sobriety ain't yo friend is it gurrl? Yay!!! more crazy.
I want to see the video of this!
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 12:55pm.
These people are so boring they make ME want to puke. Also, what does she actually do for a living other than wave at people and smile? Ugh, I wish these royals would live in the 21st century for once. Their idea of modernism is that she does her own grocery shopping like all the other housewives.
^^^THIS.
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