Afternoon Crumbs

Thank you to Rose McGowan for giving us the answer to the question, “What would Ann Jillian look like with a Japanese Chin puppy mask on?” – Hollywood Tuna

“Do you want the silver rattle or the diamond-encrusted gold rattle?” said JLo while taking Casper Smart shopping at Tiffany’s – Lainey Gossip 

Matthew Mitcham is the new bulge of Funky Trunks – Towleroad

Dear Lena Dunham, not everyone has a rich mommy and daddy who can fund most of their first movie – Celebitchy

Weight Watchers is mad at Jessica Simpson for taking their money, drizzling it with chocolate sauce and shoving it down her mouth after getting pregnant – The Superficial 

I feel like Jessica Biel’s dress was a curtain from Pier 1 Imports in its past life – Drunken Stepfather

James Franco actually showed up to Vanity Fair’s Freaks and Geeks reunion – The Berry 

That dress you made out of a tablecloth in home ec: Zooey Deschanel is wearing it – Popoholic

What in Vulcan preacher hell is Nicole ScherMINGEr wearing? – ICYDK

Gwen Stefani has lion hair in Marie Claire – Hollywood Rag 

Miley Cyrus needs to put down her Flowbee and stop the insanity, because there can only be one Susan Powter – Popsugar

Isla Fisher’s chichis look like they’re being held up by chiffon-wrapped spoons – Moe Jackson 

One of these has to be Alex O’Loughlin’s O face. I’m guessing the third one – SOW

How To Bring High Levels of Class to a Funeral by Hector Camacho’s side piece and girlfriend – Crunk + Disorderly

Presenting the Salma Hayek of the monkey world – The Frisky 

The Star Trek: Into Darkness trailer needs more Spock brows – I’m Not Obsessed

Mike Tyson is telling that “Ah almothst beath Brad Pith upth” story again – Celebslam 

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