Afternoon Crumbs

December 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Thank you to Rose McGowan for giving us the answer to the question, “What would Ann Jillian look like with a Japanese Chin puppy mask on?” – Hollywood Tuna

“Do you want the silver rattle or the diamond-encrusted gold rattle?” said JLo while taking Casper Smart shopping at Tiffany’s – Lainey Gossip 

Matthew Mitcham is the new bulge of Funky Trunks – Towleroad

Dear Lena Dunham, not everyone has a rich mommy and daddy who can fund most of their first movie – Celebitchy

Weight Watchers is mad at Jessica Simpson for taking their money, drizzling it with chocolate sauce and shoving it down her mouth after getting pregnant – The Superficial 

I feel like Jessica Biel’s dress was a curtain from Pier 1 Imports in its past life – Drunken Stepfather

James Franco actually showed up to Vanity Fair’s Freaks and Geeks reunion – The Berry 

That dress you made out of a tablecloth in home ec: Zooey Deschanel is wearing it – Popoholic

What in Vulcan preacher hell is Nicole ScherMINGEr wearing? – ICYDK

Gwen Stefani has lion hair in Marie ClaireHollywood Rag 

Miley Cyrus needs to put down her Flowbee and stop the insanity, because there can only be one Susan PowterPopsugar

Isla Fisher’s chichis look like they’re being held up by chiffon-wrapped spoons – Moe Jackson 

One of these has to be Alex O’Loughlin’s O face. I’m guessing the third one – SOW

How To Bring High Levels of Class to a Funeral by Hector Camacho’s side piece and girlfriend – Crunk + Disorderly

Presenting the Salma Hayek of the monkey world – The Frisky 

The Star Trek: Into Darkness trailer needs more Spock brows – I’m Not Obsessed

Mike Tyson is telling that “Ah almothst beath Brad Pith upth” story again – Celebslam 

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