Open Post: Hosted By A Royal Prank

December 5, 2012 / Posted by:

You’d think that you would need some kind of secret code (SPOILER ALERT: the code is “PippasBum“) to talk to the nurse who is caring for Duchess Kate’s knocked up ass, but you don’t. The only things you need are an awful British accent and Corgi jokes. Mel and Michael, the hosts of a show on Sydney’s 2Day FM radio station, tried to prank their way into talking to Kate Middleton. Mel pretended to be Kate’s memaw-in-law and Michael pretended to be Prince Charles and their British accents were so damn awful that they made Madonna sound like she came out of the Queen’s vagine.

They asked “Is Kate there?” and were immediately transferred to the nurse’s station. The nurse bought all of it. The nurse didn’t really say anything, but damn, she’s easy to fool. While they had her on the line, they should’ve asked her for a copy of the hi-res picture the hospital took of Prince Hot Ginge’s peen when he was there to have some warts looked at. The nurse would’ve e-mailed it to them!

Poor, gullible ass nurse. When the Queen finds out about this, the nurse will be lucky to get a job changing Camilla’s tampon. (“That job is not available!” – Prince Charles)

Here’s Prince William, Kate’s hot brother and Pippa visiting her in the hospital today.

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