ICYMI: Mimi, Jimmy Fallon And The Roots’ Classroom Version Of “All I Want For Christmas”

December 5, 2012 / Posted by:

The thought of putting together, Mimi, a Playskool xylophone, a kazoo and a chorus of singing children for a classroom version of the song that every store plays on a loop for a whole damn month is enough to make me wanna sharpen a candy cane into an ear-stabbing shank. But that’s what Jimmy Fallon did last night on his show and I actually made it through the whole thing without punching my ears. It helped that I focused on Mimi’s nipple stars and that waving finger she uses to guide the high notes out her yodel hole. Hmm, I wonder if she waves that finger every time she lets out a G10 orgasm note?

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