Thursday, December 6th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 5th!
Julia Roberts still collects royalties from her long ago job as a mouth model. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
We call this area of the hospital The Gary Busey Wing. - SANS FARDS
Taking jobs away from independent workers, circumcision procedures are now obviously automatized. - Cyllanca
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The contest winner did such an amazing job here. So much that you can get from his work so much. Glad to see the great work here. Keep up the good work. Exhibit Solutions
Thought you had that one locked Vern. Yours was hilarioso. Oh well.
Yay Weiners!!!!
Aww, Fab Miss C, you're making me blush. I just thought of that Kathy Griffith line when I saw the open moufs....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats winners! It's weird when you come across one of your products on DListed. We actually make the keyboard in this photo. It's in a dental school on the East coast. www.ikey.com
woot NICE. Good old Gary Busey.
Congrats fellow winners!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
YAAAAY OurMissC, SANS and Cyllanca!! Congrats funny honeys!
Congrats, winnahs! Makes me want to say "AHHHHHH".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
congrats funny sluts!♥
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Bravo to the winners!! Brilliant!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Aw man..! Instant gratification of the day! Thank yous! <3
Congrats OurmissC and Sans-fards!
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"When there is a huge sunshine spill, we call it a beautiful day" - Your local solar Company
Congrats to Sans Fards and Cyllanca! And thanks MK! Vern, yours was my fave.
Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?
Yaaaay weiners!
NOT A CAPTION
WTFFFFFFFF?
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Due to the lack of childhood dental hygiene, and the fact that he was in England, Dr. Josef Heiter was relegated to using all of his specimen as the middle links of the centipede.
Rumors were spreading that LeAnn Rimes' shart candy was included in the dosage of laughing gas at the dentist, so John Travolta disguised himself as each patient in order to get some action for his b-hole.
Taking jobs away from independent workers, circumcision procedures are now obviously automatized.
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"When there is a huge sunshine spill, we call it a beautiful day" - Your local solar Company
The Xenu Approved (tm) urinals at the Celebrity Center in LA.
The real effects of Obama Care.
The E! True Hollywood Story: Gary Busey and The Everlasting Gobstopper, Slugworths revenge. Part 1
Wow, what a great audience.
Real Housewives of Jersey Shore being made as we speak.
"On the next season of Real Housewives they get a group discount plastic surgery"
Fist Brown trying his own medicine, taking his teeth out so when RiRi ass sits on his face he can suck it, but the helmet stays on to protect the eyes as he's not ready to get shat on the retina yet.
It is now feeding time at the Kardashian Kompound. Mommmager Kris will click a switch that will automatically feed her untalented offspring a mixture of pureed money mixed with 15% of stolen minutes from a collection of actually talented souls concoction. In turn she will continue to gross 10% of from each dummy...I mean child.
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:45pm.
I don't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouths....
This made me LOL!
Scenes from the Donna Mills instructional video for dental schools, The Eyes Haven't.
Eddie Cibrian's screams are compared with Tommy Girl's, Dean McDermott, Rob Kardashian & Pierce Brosnan to see whose is the loudest in the SilentlyScreaming For A Paycheck contest.
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
A sneak peek at Jessica Biel's 2012 Christmas decorations.
A sneak peek at Jessica Biel's 2012 Christmas decorations.
We can rebuild the Lohans, and make them stronger... (cue Six Million Dollar man theme)
http://youtu.be/K7zNY0I5JNI
Yeah, sometimes I have to mute The View, too.
Free Mustache Rides are not so popular in Kentucky.
Even Republicans are saying saying enough is enough after 'Liz & Dick' replaces waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay.
Well, now we know the plotline for the third season of American Horror Story!
The test audience reacts to "Liz and Dick". But mostly to Dick.
PSY's next big viral hit he is working on is called "Gingivitis Style"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The new toilets to be installed in Tom Cruise's home finally revealed.
I was ambivalent about the Robocop remake until Gary Busey landed the title role.
This week's Project Runway challenge: Design and construct Madge's 2013 face.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
This morning LeAnn Rimes gave birth to her quintuplets!!
The new Mr Ed denture set has Hollywood buzzing!
Just now does Octomom realize she has air of mouths to feed!
Limos donated eggs!
Once Tina left, Papa Joe remodeled his office.
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
When the IRS seized Lindsay's money the emergency room filled up with people who's faces got stuck laughing..
The Underbite®. The women's equivalent of the Fleshlight®.
Of course the sperm donor clinic in Hollywood doesn't use the traditional girlie magazines.
Two of the three words that popped into my head when I saw this picture were Kardashian and receptacle.
Will the real Julia Roberts please stand up
Twink prep in the Travolta sex dungeon.
the only thing that can defeat micheal phelps, is another michael phelps!
The "Get a Free Hummer While Getting a Root Canal Special" was a hit at the local dental college.
Whitney Cummings' "live" studio audience.
First year dental students prefer to work with the anatomically accurate Chris Brown model.