Brandi Glanville Says LeAnn Rimes Is A Sociopath Who Loves Laxatives

December 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Brandi Glanville’s anal glands nearly popped off of her ass last week when LeAnn Rimes called her son “her boys” on Twitter. Just like me every time I catch my dog playing with the Care Bear stuffed animal I accidentally left on the floor, Brandi screamed at LeAnn, “MINE! MINE! IT’S MINE! MINE! MINE! NOT YOURS! MINES!” This happened last Friday. Brandi still isn’t over it (and has a book to sell), so she continued to yank at Falcor’s ears in interviews with HuffPo and UsWeekly. Brandi thinks that LeAnn’s wrangler should consider putting her down, because she’s certifiably insane and rabid horses are dangerous! Brandi says that she only spews her family drama out on Twitter, because it’s the only way Eddie Cibrian will respond to her. This is what Brandi said about LeAnn to HuffPo:

“She uses my kids as weapons. The problem with that is she endangers them while doing so. I think she is a sociopath. She constantly uses my kids as weapons and puts them in danger. She needs major help — no way Eddie puts up with this for too much longer.”

Brandi got even more into it with UsWeekly. Brandi claims that LeAnn has an eating disorder, is addicted to shitting and it’s only a matter of time before one of her sons ends up in the emergency room because of their evil stepmother. Brandi brought up the time her son ate one of LeAnn’s laxatives thinking it was a Skittle.

“I know that my kids love her, and I know that she’s upset. I, unfortunately, don’t find her to be stable and I don’t want her around my kids when Eddie’s not there — or at least the nanny, his parents, someone. Mason, my eldest, ate some of Le’s candies and got extremely ill. And Le’s candies are laxatives. It was a big fucking deal for me, and I lost my mind. Mason told me about it, and then Eddie’s assistant, who was working for me at the time, also told me about it out of concern for my children. I emailed, emailed, called, called — no answers. Couldn’t even discuss it. He refuses to even be in the same room as me. He can’t have a parent-teacher conference if I’m there. I don’t know how to do this when I can’t talk to the father of my children and his new wife. I don’t know what to do.

LeAnn has a severe eating disorder. She has [a laxative] in every purse. Mason found one on the floor and thought it was a Skittle! They don’t keep sugar in the house. He thought he finally found candy! He gets extremely sick, and that freaks me the fuck out.”

Brandi also brought up another time that LeAnn Rimes tweeted a video of her son Jake riding his bike without a helmet down a really busy street:

“She posted this video — we’ve been going back and forth and fighting with lawyers about the kids being in the background on the show that we film. I don’t even want them to be in the forefront. I just want them to be around me when I have them, [so] if they’re in the background running around I don’t need to shuffle them out with a babysitter. . . I just thought it was very hypocritical of LeAnn to post this video, which I didn’t actually see until [days later] . . . To be honest, I choose not to look because it does upset me. So at this point, one of my friends emailed it to me and said,’You really want to see this,’ because my friend knew about the laxative situation. And I see Jakey, my 5-year-old, on a bike on Roundmeadow Road — a very busy road where drunk drivers have crashed into their house. . . He doesn’t have a helmet on and he’s driving without his training wheels, which he doesn’t even do at my house. He still wears them at my house, and he’s alone with her. She’s behind him and I know that he’s having fun. I’m sure it was great and I know that he loves her, but they don’t realize that they’re in danger. They don’t. And no one’s getting back to me about anything that’s going on. So I’m forced to take it to the public on Twitter. And then when people say, ‘Come on. Get over it.’ How do you get over it? These are my children. I will never be over my children. I’m not just going to say, ‘Well, fuck it.’ . . . These are my children and I don’t want this unstable person around them when she’s alone.

I want my kids all the time, but I don’t want to keep them from their father because their father loves them dearly, but I think he’s kind of blinded by this woman. I don’t think he sees clearly. I think he thinks that she pretends to be something that she’s not for him. I think around him, she plays his perfect [wife]. And he doesn’t realize that she’s using our children and putting them in danger. And using them as a tool to get to me, and not just being a loving parent.”

Brandi doesn’t want to get the lawyers involved, because she can’t afford one right now and wants to save money to buy a house.

Okay, so Brandi thinks that if her kids spend more alone time with LeAnn Rimes, they will eventually get hit by a car or shit out all of their internal organs from eating LeAnn’s entire supply of poop candy? And Brandi doesn’t want to go to court to try put a stop to LeAnn’s irresponsible craziness? That makes sense! Why tell all those stories to a judge when you can tell them to UsWeekly for a check instead?

Olivier Martinez, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry should send Eddie, LeAnn and Brandi a thank you note for ALMOST making them look sane and functional by comparison. And if LeAnn is wondering why Giuliana Rancic keeps hanging around her stable door, it’s because Giuliana heard that she’s addicted to shitting.

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