14-year-old Ariel Winter of Modern Family sort of looks like a come-to-life Disney cartoon princess and it’s fitting that she does since her mother is a come-to-life Disney villainess with a cuntified heart made of dried vulture shit and a devil tail hiding under her sensible dress from Chico’s.
Ariel’s mom Chrystal Workman temporarily lost custody of her 14-year-old daughter to her 34-year-old daughter Shanelle Workman after she was accused of committing mental and physical child abuse. Ariel claims that her mother is a monster and Chrystal accused Shanelle of only using Ariel to get a hold of some of that Modern Family money. Now publicist Jonathan Hay has gone to Radar to tell them that Chrystal Workman might be one of Satan’s greatest work, because she asked him to leak naked pictures of Shanelle onto the internet. I guess Chrystal wanted to shame Shanelle by showing her nipples to everyone. Jonathan said this to Radar:
“Chrystal Workman, the mother of Ariel Winter, wanted me to represent her and leak nude photos in the media of her other daughter Shanelle Workman. In all my years of being a publicist, I have never seen anyone stoop as low as wanting to sell out and destroy the reputation of her own daughter. Chrystal said she wanted the public to see Shanelle for who she really was and smear her daughter in attempts to try and get custody back of Ariel.
Chrystal has called me nonstop in the last 48 hours, trying to get me to leak these pictures.”
TMZ says that the pictures are around 8 or 9 years old so Shanelle was either 25 or 26 when she put her titties in front of the camera lens.
Chrystal Workman is an evil mastermind! Everyone knows that if you put your titties in front of a camera when you were 25, you’re SO not fit to take care of a 14-year-old when you’re 34! That makes a whole lot of sense. The judge is going to say to Shanelle, “I’ve seen your 25-year-old titties. Therefore, I’m giving full custody of the human wallet you’re fighting over to Chrystal Workman!“
But seriously, White Oprah and Pimp Mama Kris need to get on the floor at worship at the hooves of Chrystal Workman. Chrystal Workman is showing them all how it’s done. Try to shame your one daughter to get your paws on the daughter who is making you money. Bow down, pimps, bow down.