Afternoon Crumbs
Pour out a bag of Werther’s! Former HSOTD and the world’s oldest woman Besse Cooper went off to heaven at the age of 116 and I hope they get FX up there or else she’ll never know how AHS ends this season – Jezebel
Johnny Depp’s $17.5 million Nashville mansion looks like a Ballard Designs catalog shat all up in it – Lainey Gossip
Wait until Mel Gibson finds out that’s not sugar on Lindsay Lohan’s tits – The Superficial
Carmen Electra’s “I humped Prince back in the day and now I’m forced to stand next to this nobody for a photo-op” face says it all – Hollywood Tuna
Can’t Chris Evans get his brother in touch with a meth dealer who delivers? – Towleroad
RiRi has a PhD in shit decision making, so I wouldn’t doubt this – IDLYITW
The Fabulously Boring Baker Boys starring a breathy broom – Drunken Stepfather
Miranda Kerr feels left out, because she’s the only VS Angel who hasn’t gotten a piece of Leonardo DiCatchAHo – Celebitchy
Presenting the wardrobe for Justin Bieber’s next world tour – The Berry
But what I want to know is, which Ke$ha song did Jenelle Evans walk down the aisle to? – ICYDK
I’m pretty sure InStyle got GOOPY Paltrow’s quote wrong. What she said was, “YOU can’t have it all, but I DO have it all.” – Just Jared
Olivia Munn’s face looks different – Popoholic
Dianna Agron should get the jaundice she’s obviously suffering from looked into – Popsugar
Don’t we all? – OMG Blog
Numbers 1 through 10 on Forbes’ Most Overpaid Hos List should be Katherine Heigl – Videogum
“Gabriel Aubry started it!” is this week’s “Olivier Martinez started it!” – Pink is the New Blog
STAGED! We all know Ellen Grossman was Beyonce’s surrogate! – Necole Bitchie
Why is that grown Chucky doll walking to next a human Port-A-Potty? – I’m Not Obsessed