Afternoon Crumbs

December 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Pour out a bag of Werther’s! Former HSOTD and the world’s oldest woman Besse Cooper went off to heaven at the age of 116 and I hope they get FX up there or else she’ll never know how AHS ends this season – Jezebel

Johnny Depp’s $17.5 million Nashville mansion looks like a Ballard Designs catalog shat all up in it – Lainey Gossip

Wait until Mel Gibson finds out that’s not sugar on Lindsay Lohan’s tits – The Superficial 

Carmen Electra’sI humped Prince back in the day and now I’m forced to stand next to this nobody for a photo-op” face says it all – Hollywood Tuna 

Can’t Chris Evans get his brother in touch with a meth dealer who delivers? – Towleroad

RiRi has a PhD in shit decision making, so I wouldn’t doubt this – IDLYITW

The Fabulously Boring Baker Boys starring a breathy broom – Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr feels left out, because she’s the only VS Angel who hasn’t gotten a piece of Leonardo DiCatchAHoCelebitchy

Presenting the wardrobe for Justin Bieber’s next world tour – The Berry 

But what I want to know is, which Ke$ha song did Jenelle Evans walk down the aisle to? – ICYDK

I’m pretty sure InStyle got GOOPY Paltrow’s quote wrong. What she said was, “YOU can’t have it all, but I DO have it all.” – Just Jared

Olivia Munn’s face looks different – Popoholic

Dianna Agron should get the jaundice she’s obviously suffering from looked into – Popsugar

Don’t we all? – OMG Blog 

Numbers 1 through 10 on Forbes’ Most Overpaid Hos List should be Katherine Heigl Videogum

“Gabriel Aubry started it!” is this week’s “Olivier Martinez started it!” Pink is the New Blog 

STAGED! We all know Ellen Grossman was Beyonce’s surrogate! – Necole Bitchie 

Why is that grown Chucky doll walking to next a human Port-A-Potty? – I’m Not Obsessed

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