Shia LaDouche Is Redefining Fug
Just when I was starting to stupidly think that Shia LaBeouf's hotness was slowly surpassing his natural doucheness, he goes and commits an act against all that is holy.
Wearing half of hell's official uniform, Shia pumped gas in Los Angeles the other day. A CROC on its own looks like Lucifer's anal canal and adding a sock takes it unholy levels of NO. Shia obviously subscribes to the hipster theory that the uglier it is, the more high fashion it is. This is only the beginning. Brace your eyeballs, because soon we'll see hundreds of hipsters marching on the dirt of Coachella with tube socks and CROCs on their feet. This is worse than socks with Adidas sandals. And Shia just had to complete the trinity of evil by wearing jorts. I hate him for this.
And yes, I just blasted a dude for his sense of style while wearing a cardigan, pocket-less sweats (Note: Buying pocket-less sweats is the dumbest thing I've ever done. Where am I supposed to put my fun size Snickers wrappers when I eat Halloween candy on the sofa each night?), a Mickey Mouse t-shirt and plaid socks. But at least I'm not wearing CROCs! I mean, I want to go heaven after all.
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@ Pushy....if I could save peoples lives and made 300k a year I wouldn't care WHAT people thought! Lol!
@ Chewy....."Life's too short to wear ugly shoes" lol!!
@ Reason....I remember back in the 80s it was cool to wear Jams and the big heavy work socks (had to have the red band on the top) with your sandals.
I had about 5 pair of Jams in all sorts of wild 80s greens, orange, purple, pink. That's right no shame in my game back in the day baby :P
Submitted by snowball on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:31pm.
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Cold heels? Snowball, I forgot about snow. You'd need thick wool socks (two layers) and Birkenstocks to avoid cold heels, particularly if you're gardening, or so I've heard. :)
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GG, crocs are ok for gardening, IMHO. And it may sound sexist, but women can get away with wearing them more easily than men.
Girl, I wear BOBO crocs sometimes! When I am gardening in yards with dogs (that leave poop that their owners don't pick up). They don't have the deep grooves of sneakers, so the shit comes off easily! Also, when the grass is wet, it beats wet sneaks.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:12pm.
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It was one of the most disgusting stories I've ever seen MK post. LOLOL
But it's true I've seen many people in socks and sandals. Maybe their toes got cold. *why not wear proper shoes then?* Temporary blindness must set in while wearing them, due to blood loss of the feet, of course! :D
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Option #3 - Cold heels? The backs of their feet turn blue if they don't wear socks with their sandals. Can you imagine how they'd freeze to death in flip flops?
Carey Mulligan really ought to have been 5150'd when she was seeing him. That sweaty person she married is downright adorable compared to this hairy wart.
@ GG...lol, people hate them that bad eh. Ah the poor Croc they do look silly but man I've seen all sorts of footwear that look as bad or worse. You'd think camping is the one place you could get away with wearing them.
lol GG, very well.
IMPORTANT CORRECTION: GG IS STILL SESSY HOT IN GARDENING-ONLY TUBE SOCKS AND SANDALS. (They were tube socks, and not knee-highs, correct?) hahaha
Yeah, depends what you're doing. I'd not walk in the city in them. Nor outside.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:12pm.
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It was one of the most disgusting stories I've ever seen MK post. LOLOL
But it's true I've seen many people in socks and sandals. Maybe their toes got cold. *why not wear proper shoes then?* Temporary blindness must set in while wearing them, due to blood loss of the feet, of course! :D
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WR, ONLY FOR GARDENING PURPOSES. I run into the house for sandals if I have to run an errand.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"Where am I supposed to put my fun size Snickers wrappers when I eat Halloween candy on the sofa each night?"
ah doy, what do you think the space under the sofa cushions is for?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Topanga, it's not your feets that are fucking the guy, but then again...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:11pm.
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But I don't think any of us would ever wear socks and sandals at once. NOoooooo RandéS!
@GG, except for you. Gardening socks and sandals have a purpose, right? RIGHT? ;p
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:53pm.
Whamo,
When you presented the first option, I thought, whatever. When I read the second, I almost puked. sandals with socks are harmful to my health. Okay, question 2. What's worse, sandals with socks or these monstrosities -
http://myfireflydesign.com/archives/the4seasons/gallery/merch_shoes4.jpg
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I took up running this past year and a lot of my running friends swear by them. They say they are comfortable, but they are fug as hell. I am vain enough to admit I'd rather have hurt feet and look cute than to walk around in ugly shoes. Life is too short to wear ugly shoes.
No garters, sorry, Bjork. And that gem of a man is already taken....;-)
The husband came back from Afghanistan with the Crocs. He has some kind of weird attachment to em..
Whamo, my doctor wears crocks with socks in his office. I'm assuming they are really comfortable and I know he really would not care if they were
fashionable or not:)
This Shia guy. I have not seen any of his movies so I can't say if I think he's a good actor or not. I hope so because he is not very good looking.
I don care how "fine" a dude is, if I look down and see Crocs on his feet, I'm immediately turned OFF. And Shia, works my nerves. He seems like he resents the business he's in, when you get to that point, you quit and give other struggling actors/actresses a chance.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:54pm.
But what if I ONLY wear socks and crocs while doing yard work?
LMAO. Depends what kind of yard work. Pulling weeds?
Whamo, my husband also has a pair and I told him to take them on his camping trip with the other bro-in-laws. He came back and told me that they had threatened to throw them overboard if he wore them. Really now!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It would give us all less to do and talk about, but it must suck in a hurry to have paps photographing you everywhere, even as you pump gas. I guess that's the price you pay for celebrity. I'd hate to see pix of me putting out the trash bins or something. :(
@ Reason....socks with open sores!? Whaat! Ya I guess open sores to be viewed by the public is beyond a simple fashion disaster! Lol
@ Chewy.....I knew you were going to show those, I guess with those they'd be funny ok if you're on a camping trip or something? :)
@ GG....yes I think crocs while gardening is perfectly fine IMO anyway, I put a pair on once in the store and..,they were really comfy actually. I could see wearing a pair while I was fishing out one the boat, they'd be good for jumping in and out of the water when your launching the boat and all that.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:05pm.
Sandals and Socks = My Dad.
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Is he single? I am getting turned on... Please tell me that he wears sock garters, please...
Sandals and Socks = My Dad.
Crocs and Socks = My Husband. Yes. I ve seen it...
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:53pm.
...What's worse, sandals with socks or these monstrosities -
http://myfireflydesign.com/archives/the4seasons/gallery/merch_shoes4.jpg
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Ugh, those shoes... I have a wonderful neighbor who insists on wearing those shoes IN PUBLIC. I look down and always tell her that she forgot her shoes. The bloody things look like rubber toe socks, which is the point, I suppose.
Oh, Shia...Why you gotta do us like dat?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ Bjork.....LMFAO!!!
@ Funigirl...excellent logic!:)
@ Glambert...straight to the heart of it, I like that!:)
Crocs, schmocs. That muscle arm in the main pic makes up for everything. But really, the thing that's disturbing *me* the most is the hair. A gelled ponytail is just tacky. Otherwise, I would.
I think I gave a dollar to this dude in front of the Albertsons.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
But what if I ONLY wear socks and crocs while doing yard work?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo, neither is good, socks with any open shoes = no sessy, lol But not worse than, no socks with open sores *recalls MK's posts on this* They're all gross! *heaves* :p
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Whamo,
When you presented the first option, I thought, whatever. When I read the second, I almost puked. sandals with socks are harmful to my health. Okay, question 2. What's worse, sandals with socks or these monstrosities -
http://myfireflydesign.com/archives/the4seasons/gallery/merch_shoes4.jpg
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:30pm.
Ok guys, Fashion School Exam question
What is worse, socks with crocs or socks with sandals?
Please pick either or and explain why. :)
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Please wear black socks with your sandals so that when I fuck you, it can feel like I am fucking my old Uncle Salvatore. (Sock garters are a plus. Ditto a hearing aid.)
("Note: Buying pocket-less sweats is the dumbest thing I've ever done."
Words of wisdom right there!
OK I hate Crocs as much as the next right thinking person, but I still DEFINITELY would. The sock/Croc combo is sucio but there's something about Shia...
Whamo, crocs with socks is the worst.
Sandals can be well made, expensive leather used etc. yes, you screw all that up when you wear them with socks, but crocs START out being trashy and cheap.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
is he rehearsing to play Ratso Rizzo in a Midnight Cowboy remake?
This entire is begging for a Canadian to come and beat Shia' s ass...
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:30pm.
Ok guys, Fashion School Exam question
What is worse, socks with crocs or socks with sandals?
Please pick either or and explain why. :)
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Both are bad but crocs with socks is worse because crocs are just evil to begin with and sandals are not.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:14pm.
Hello fellow Gemini Lucifer. I see that we meet on a Shia LaBarf post, alas.
Alas, indeed!
I miss seeing you around here: you spill the T like no one else.
Ok guys, Fashion School Exam question
What is worse, socks with crocs or socks with sandals?
Please pick either or and explain why. :)
HAHAHAHAHA!
There is one man on earth who doesn't look like a total tool in Crocs. Mr. Hekki has a buddy who is all rugged and outdoorsy but sort of wry and very cool and kind of hot and one day we were at his lake house and he was wearing camo green Crocs and carrying a kayak and he looked completely fuckable.
But Shia looks stupid.
yeah- crocs are pretty awful and with socks...even worse.
but you've got to give it to this guy- he's worth tens of millions and drives a truck, seems quirky as hell and doesn't seem to give a crap about the hollywood bullshit.
cheers to him although he looks like he might be ready to poach a smoke off you at the rest stop.
Hello fellow Gemini Lucifer. I see that we meet on a Shia LaBarf post, alas.
WHY IS HE WEARING CROCS?
Shia, no one is that mighty, especially you.
And this guy is a movie star.....smh
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Horrific.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:05pm.
Hey!
And you KNOW this outfit was carefully thought out before he left the house.
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Douchechill!
Crocs in socks!! TRAGIC!!
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Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read. (Two Broke Girls)
God, he is so gangsta.
Weird shirt, makes him look like he has a bigger belly than he has
Why is anyone still taking pictures of this loser?