Rob Kartrashian Would Never Call Rita Ora A “Whore”

December 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris’ lowest-earning whore, Rob Kartrashian, let out a Twitter stream of tears when he said that his former piece Rita Ora allegedly cheated on him with twenty other dudes. Even a brain dead trick with the IQ of a sock knew Rob was talking about Rita Ora. But Rob must think anyone who cares about this shit is as stupid as him, because he claimed today that he wasn’t talking about who you think he was talking about. Rob tweeted (and then deleted) a “shame on you” speech to the media for bringing up Rita Ora’s name. via E! 

“Just so we clear I never once mentioned ‘Rita Ora’ in any of my tweets or even used the word ‘whore’ and I never would. I Respect Women. Sad that the media created negativity for a young artist new to the game that is working so hard to make it. Never mentioned any names. I speak truth. I’m a very Real dude and everything I say I mean…But never called anyone specific a whore and said any names. You all did.”

Rob achieved the impossible. Rob is so dumb that he makes Kim Kardashian look like she could actually win a round of “Are You Smarter Than A Dog Dingle?” Rob wouldn’t even pass the qualifying test. And no, Rob would never call anyone “a whore.” I’ll just leave this here (skip to the 2:39 mark):

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