Rob Kardashian Says Rita Ora "Let Him" Knock Her Up
"Rita Whora" trended on Twitter a couple of nights ago and it was the only time I really wished that my parents would've named me "Rita" so my junior high school nickname could've been "Rita Whora." "Rita Whore" started trending after Rob Kardashian jumped on Twitter and melodramatically went off about how his British pop singer girlfriend Rita Ora cheated on him bareback-style with 20 dudes. Well, sometimes when the regular dick you're hopping on doesn't get you off, you have to search for that orgasm by hopping on a different dick, or 20. It happens.
Rob and the Rihanna-wannabe were dating for about a year or two, but now their true love is over and he let it be known on Twitter on Sunday night. In case you missed it the first time, here's a whore member of the biggest whore family in America giving ladies a lesson in self-respect:
I've got a metallic taste in my mouth and I'm really close to fainting and it's all because I overdosed on irony after reading Rob's first tweet. A Kardashian telling people to respect themselves? I mean, Kim Kardashian doesn't even know what the phrase "unprotected sex" really means. She probably thinks it means having sex without the cameras rolling. If you want to see the true definition of confusion, wave a condom at Kim's face. She doesn't know what that is!
Rob didn't stop there either. The Daily Mail points out that after a fake Rita Ora account tweeted, "Rob's dick was wack, I had to go somewhere," Rob's simple ass responded by saying he knocked her up.
I doubt Rob put a Kardashian in Rita Ora's womb. Because as soon as a Kardashian fetus starts growing in a womb, Pimp Mama Kris and photographers from Life & Style shows up in a cloud of black smoke to take pictures of the ultrasound.
And why does Rob keep going on about this? Doesn't he have a sock empire to run?! And more importantly, why am I writing about these nobody whores? ("Because it's an ongoing theme on Dlisted, see Courtney Stodden." - you "Good point." - me) Next thing you know I'll be writing a 4,000 word post on how a junkie hobo got into a fight with his own shoe in front of a Circle K in Kansas City, Missouri. Actually, I should've written that post instead of this one.
Here's Rita Whora performing at a show in Germany last week.
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OT - the thumbnails of said ho look like Rob in drag. 5 o'clock shadow and all.
Submitted by MooseMama on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:16pm.
Now he's denying that it was about her, obviously someone told him to grow the fuck up and stop using twitter as a diary
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Ha! Yeah, Ok. Shutup and make me some damn socks already. My feets is cold.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I would give all of my meager belongings to see a Hindenberg sized anything dropped on all of the Kartrashians. Go the fuck away already.
Now he's denying that it was about her, obviously someone told him to grow the fuck up and stop using twitter as a diary
"Just so we clear I never once mentioned 'Rita Ora' in any of my tweets or even used the word "whore" and I never would. I Respect Women"
http://www.toofab.com/2012/12/04/rob-kardashian-rita-ora-split-twitter/
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:04pm.
Love how these sanctimonious men don't have the self respect to dump a ho and then blame her for their pain. idiot, get some therapy and some self esteem
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Couldn't have said it better!
Respect thyself?
Know thine whore and show her the door.
Jebus, Rob, grow a pair
Insteada stuffin' yo' bunk ass socks down there.
Wait, unintentional rhymes, I swear to Gwad... does this make me a rapper? Cuz them lyrics off da chain, yo. ;-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I keep reading her name as Rita Ore-Ida...and now I want some crinkle cut french fries...or do I???
Dear Rob:
The irony of your tweets are both pathetic and hilarious.
PS: It's okay to come on out now, girl..
Sincerely,
Everyone
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
PSSSSST ROB!! How about directing some of those tweets at YOUR SLUT BUCKET SISTER!!
Um, isn't he the one who was - and still might be!- doing it with Lisa Ann the porn star? And he has the nerve to say "I just don't get how a woman could do that to her body?"!!! Hypocrite!
Who a bitter little bitch? Ding! It's Rob Kuntrahian. He's just pissed beacause she has made him look like a fool fucking behind his back. Obviously he wasn't doing it for her which is a suprise considering the family is highly qualified in the fucking anything that moves area. I thought this pussy was a pillowbiter anyway.
@TheBreakdown
I totally agree, very well said. Rob already has a woman's personality, so he might as well have been born a woman. Having a man that's as useless as he is sucks even more than a useless daughter.
Khloe's the worst though because she totally enables Rob by letting him live with her and babying him. As Bruce said, "Rob has plenty of money to rent his own apartment, he just doesn't want to spend it." Rob could afford to buy his own condo or a even small house but he refuses to buy a house until he can afford a glitzy seven bedroom mansion in Calabasas like Khloe.
"Kim Kardashian doesn't even know what the phrase "unprotected sex" really means. She probably thinks it means having sex without the cameras rolling."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:34pm.
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Thanks guys! I love holidays around the D, and I loooove Vivien.
hot dayum she's ugly.
Can someone remind me why he get's to sit on a high horse?
hmmmmmm...
anybody?
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
If you click on any pair of his hideous socks, you'll see that for every pair puchased, Arthur George will donate a pair to a family in need.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
First of all, Rob needs to take a long look in the mirror and face reality: Rita WhoraHallelujah was using him as her jump/pump-off. It's bad enough that she has to forever be referred to as Beyonce and Rihanna's stunt double!
Secondly, considering his lineage, one of the plethora of pussy peddlers in his family should have been able to let him in on the fact that she was a ho. It takes one to know one. And his family is a giant vat of twat-throwers!
Third? Why the fuck is Khloe Kardashian tweeting like Rob Kardashian is a 5th grader? That muthafucka is closer to 30 than 20, has probably never worked a day in his life, and tweeting is the closest he ever gets to manual labor?!
Lastly? His sisters may be sluts/skanks/waste of space, but at least those triflin' ass tricks get off their heavily waxed asses, slap on a truckload of makeup and at least go make a sex tape, fuck a Disick or Ewok!!
Kris Jenner should have shot only females out her poon!!
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Its depressing that the only way the kardashians will disappear will be after the apocolypse-when everything but them and twitter are still about-they will still tweet but because there will be no one to see their tweets they will die from lack of attention.
What a couple of trash bags. EEESH.
Wow, this guy's a winner!
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Devil's advocate.
Out of curiosity. Does this douche work? Wasn't he living off Khloe and Lamar? So why would any woman with any self confidence be with a loser like him?????
“Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened” - Anatole France
First off. I don't know who this Rita Ora is. Secondly. Why the #$%& do I care about some loser named Rob Kardtrashian? She was probably only with him due to his fame thanks to his ho bag sister Kim. Kim is a slut. I like Khloe, but she's a slut also. Wasn't she sleeping with Lamar while he was still married or with his baby mama? Kourtney is just an idiot. Their mother is the biggest fame ho of them all. I mean, he should be used to being around women that are sluts. So what's the problem?
“Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened” - Anatole France
I'm sure Rob Kartrashian is a kunt of the highest order, but I can believe there's something sketchy going on with this girl cos there were pics of her at a fashion awards show last week & she looked kinda wasted & a bit glassy eyed... maybe trying to emulate Rihanna in too many ways?
Pics in this article, scroll down a little:
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/model-of-the-year-cara-delevingne-steals-t...
yet one more reason (if any were needed) for twitter to go DIAF.
I just added babuttons on my twitter to read what he tells rob trashtrashian.
I am sick with allergies and have to finish a project, but knowing I am in no way related to that family makes me feel better!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
This guy was so ridiculous on "Dancing with the Has-Beens." You can tell his body desperately wants to be fat and he's got a giant ass and feminine hips. I almost felt sorry for him until his family started fixing the votes.
If you're a man, how does a woman trick you into pregnancy? Wear a fucking condom. These people are so careless and disgusting.
Rob, uncurl that tail from between yer legs and get over the trick, bitch! LOL at everyone answering him, hahaha ;P
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From what little I've seen of him dating on that horrid Kardashian show, I don't think it's the girls that are the problem, it's him. He just seems needy and emotionally unstable, I would be too if I was a Kardashian. But shit like this is not helping him.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
This girl isn't good enough for him. He's gorgeous. Although his family doesn't seem to be letting him make the money his sisters make because he doesn't have a vagina. Maybe that's why his dick is wack. Either way I'd be happy to deal with it.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:57pm.
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Tweeted.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hotel283?p=s
*ba-buttons unzips pants, releases kraken*
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Brilliant, Chris and ba-buttons, bwahahahaha I nearly choked on that, lol *Release the KRAKEN!* Where's fellow Kraken tamer BangoSkank? ;D
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Is it just me or does she look like Rob Kardashian in drag?
what is that all over his arm and leg?
looks like curly dirt.
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God don't like ugly.
Boys get to be sluts and girls can't- not fair. This guy is attacking her virtue like he's holier than thou... please.
How does Rob pull all of these bad bitches and has he ever heard of a rubber?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:40pm.
Did you see Garden Girl's av? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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you mean suicidal santa clown? LOL
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:40pm.
Did you see Garden Girl's av? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Babuttons,
Oh no I'm not taking about hitting her. Just blaming her. Wanted to clarify that. I like your plan. I'll keep it in my file for any guy who might cheat on me, though of course I will shank him.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:31pm.
Your av and Ophelia's av are making me LOL!
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I love tonicbitch's avi too..
Frankly Miss Scarlett I don't give a Ho Ho Ho!
Well, fiddle-dee-dee :::fans self:::
Geezus... is there any whoretrashian that isn't a dumbass??? Oh... right... sorry. Stupid question.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:18pm.
What a loser. What girl in her right mind would want to date him NOW?!?
Remember, he dated that Adrienne Baillian (sp) chick, who was on that idiotic Disney tv show "The Cheetah Girls" but was making noises about wanting to leave. After being with the whoretrashian whores for a while, bottomless pics of her showing off her ass & bending over suddenly appeared on the internet, all the while she was claiming that "someone was forcing her to release them against her will"; sound familiar? I'm guessing the only type of chick that would date him is a narcissistic self centered attention whore who wants to advance her "career" by tapping into the whoretrashian "how to be a publicity slut, attention whore & hated dumbass by exploiting yourself" machine.
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Chris Eccleston -- if you notice on the Neiman Marcus site, the sock description says "Arthur George by Robert Kardashan," which leads me to believe that Rob K. didn't even design them, he had this Arthur George dude design the socks and they just got made because of the Kardashian name. Rob K. is so stupid he couldn't even design that shit. My bf likes luxury brands, but he would not wear those hideous prints, he prefers more sedate stuff like Ralph Lauren.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:31pm.
Your av and Ophelia's av are making me LOL!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
GROSS. Can we just blast them off the Earth now.
these people don't know how to live life privately because they are narcissists to nth degree. I'm surprised we don't get tweets alerting us that they took a dump and what shade of brown and how big it was...
He's the Loser of that family so you can't get any lower than that on the loser chart.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:54pm.
I will pay you in handjos if you tweet that to him.
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Tweeted.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hotel283?p=s
*ba-buttons unzips pants, releases kraken*
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*grabs lube and magnifying glass*
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LOL!! Ya got me, Ecs!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
What a little douchebag. Granted, it sucks to be cheated on. I understand how that must be.
HOWEVER, putting all this dirty laundry out in public is just bad taste. It's bad for anyone, but a minor celebrity? Uggh. This means everyone is going to see it.
What a loser. What girl in her right mind would want to date him NOW?!?
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:08pm.
Babuttons,
The dudes who slept with her? How is it their fault? He should be confronting the whore a! Stop being a Migraneuse ...*hides* :p
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I'm not saying she isnt' a ho, but ba-buttons would never hit a girl.
I have little doubt the 'guys' knew she was attached to this loser. They are just as guilty. If that had been my woman, ba-buttons would have been in twenty fights in rapid succession. Then I would have dumped her ass.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:54pm.
I will pay you in handjos if you tweet that to him.
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Tweeted.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hotel283?p=s
*ba-buttons unzips pants, releases kraken*
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*grabs lube and magnifying glass*
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I don't see the big deal with talking about get sexapades on twitter. Dude's bitter and that's what bitter ppl do these days. And why should he be chivalrous? whatever, they're both cray and she's probably from bad stock as well.
Submitted by Bree on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:09pm.
Oh, I see. Some men think it's okay when they do it because it's "just what men do" but when women do it, they're whores. Got it.
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Of course. There are some cultures that expect women to be all experienced with sex and shit, but they have to still be virgins when they're married.
Fucking men.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:54pm.
I will pay you in handjos if you tweet that to him.
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Tweeted.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hotel283?p=s
*ba-buttons unzips pants, releases kraken*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth