Open Post: Hosted By Bed Bath & Beyond's Twilight Engagement Ring
When you think of fine jooree, you immediately think of Bed Bath & Beyond. So Bed Bath & Beyond is the perfect place to sell The Twilight Saga Fine Jewelry Collection. For just $3,300, you can own a diamond ring that'll look extra beautiful when a single sad tear falls on it every time you realize that you spent thousands of dollars on a Twilight diamond ring from Bed Bath & Beyond Help.
The Twatlight diamond ring is the perfect ring for a Twihard who can't get a man and isn't ashamed of it. It's a ring that clearly says: "I don't give a shit about not having a man and I'm showing you that I don't give a shit by wearing a Twilight engagement ring I bought for myself at a place that sells bath towels and popsicle makers." Forever alone has never looked so sparkly. Jennifer Love Hewitt will take one for every day of the week.
I can't wait to see the commercial for this. Just imagine a woman lying in a sugar coma with Reese's Pieces' wrappers covering most of her body. Just as she opens her eyes, her cat, Edward Purren, jumps on a pillow next to her and touches her face with his paw before running off to the front door. The woman follows him, thinking that maybe he put another dead bird on her welcome mat. The woman is really excited, because she only needs one more dead bird to complete the "dead bird gift garland" that she plans to hang over her bed. She steps out the front door and lying on the welcome mat is a dead bird and lying on the dead bird is a Twilight engagement ring from Bed Bath & Beyond! She didn't think this day would ever come! Oh, Edward Purren! Cut to Edward Purren making a face that says: "Why are you acting so surprised? You're the one who staged all of this."
And if Bed Bath & Beyond wanted to honor the Twilight love story in a real way, they would've put out a line of exclusive Twilight toilet accessories.
(Thanks, Melissa)
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Why does this bitch ALWAYS look like she's annoyed and trying to back away from something?
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
Seriously, who would willingly go to Arkansas for anything?
Ouch!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
Don't let Jack hear you talking like that about Arkansas. ;) The name and any negative stereotypes might seem like it's not an ideal place to go...but it's a great job and a storied football program. Not saying Wisconsin isn't...but the potential to restore Arkansas to a power school in the SEC is a dream job.
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Oh, I know (both in ref to Jack & the reasons Bielema left).
Arkansas needs all the help they can get after Petrino and Smith.
But, still -- I have a soft spot for my alma mater. I really hope they end up getting a good coach who will help the team excel.
I actually like Newman's Own Marinara for a good basic pasta sauce.
vsminimoose - I'm in MI - are you from the UP?
I wouldn't call the Big 10 a "minor conference," but the SEC is where the big money is. Even that fool at Mizzou is making $2.4 m a year.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
Don't let Jack hear you talking like that about Arkansas. ;) The name and any negative stereotypes might seem like it's not an ideal place to go...but it's a great job and a storied football program. Not saying Wisconsin isn't...but the potential to restore Arkansas to a power school in the SEC is a dream job.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:36pm.
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Well if he is not hawt he needs to be sent off to a leper colony!!!
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
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Arkansas offered Les Miles $28 million for 5 years, so I'm sure they pithced Bielema a pretty penny.
Tressel is a winner. Mainly because he's a cheater, but hopefully he's, you know, learned his lesson.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Prego it is! Thanks guys!!!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
Major conference upgrade. From a, err, minor conference to the No. 1 conference.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
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Not hot. And, to make matters worse, he has a very unfortunate Iowa Hawkeyes tattoo on his calf. So, I guess him being shipped to Arkansas is for the best.
Not breeding, honey...got my period. Want me to talk about that instead? ;) Surely that's not as offensive as college football talk.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:27pm.
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What is with the breeders talk honey? It's offensive. Is the coach hot? That is all that matters!
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:52pm.
Anyway- I think it's the lamest thing I've ever seen.
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Especially since the sauce was named after the Italian word for "You're welcome," which no thank you. Non sequitur
I don't know if any of you horz are college football fans but they just announced my team's coach (UW-Madison) accepted the job at Arkansas. WTF? Seriously, who would willingly go to Arkansas for anything? They must have offered him a fuck-load of $$.
Now there are rumors a-swrilin' that people think Jim "Sweater Vest" Tressel would be a good fit for our new head coach. Ack! Sweater vests AND an ex-fucking-Buckeye!?!?
My head is going to explode.
Busted a gut at this. And the comments.
He looks like an old-timey silent movie guy, with the lipstick and eye makeup. Like Buster Keaton in the earliest days.
If you buy this shit, the jokes on you.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:15pm.
Or you live somewhere that BB&B is the cheap place. *SOBS*
You mean NYC?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:35pm.
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True story.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:25pm.
Other womens' husbands. Not enough to you know, marry her, but enough to be happy to fill that always slacked open mouth.
LOL. Well she is rather dim and allegedly easy. I bet producer/director/pot dealer types can talk her into anything.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:16pm.
We don't fuss with anything but Prego. Ragu is a watery mess with onions that look like period berries (except for the chunky varieties but it's like eating an abortion)
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Eating abortions is good for you sucky! Mmmm stem cells.
We don't fuss with anything but Prego. Ragu is a watery mess with onions that look like period berries (except for the chunky varieties but it's like eating an abortion). Our favorite Prego type was Ricotta & Parmesan but our local supermarkets stopped carrying it! Avoid the Three Cheese Prego, for some reason the sauce in that one has the consistency and taste of ketchup!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ooooh that would make a purdy cock ring.
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LOL @ fly's eye!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
That stupid ring looks like a fly's eye. That is all.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
This is totally unrelated but the sketti comments made it pop in my head.
Has anyone seen the newest trend in pregnant family pictures with the couple holding a jar of Prego sauce? A bunch of people in my old hick town in Michigan are doing this and posting on Facebook and I swear it took me a good month to figure out what was going on. I'm quite slow, I know.
Anyway- I think it's the lamest thing I've ever seen.
That's all!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:46pm.
EH - if you are going for a canned sauce, Classico has some very tasty ones. Their sundried tomato is excellent.
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Hmm, i'm looking for something more traditional where I can just stir up the onions, peppers and ground beef, throw some sauce on top and have a meal...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
well, "beyond" is accurate.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Fuck twatlight. My 38 yr old cousin named her daughter bella after this shit show. Her husband had a fml look on his face when she announced it. Grown ass woman standing in line for the midnight screening.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:45pm.
we KNOW she works at a SUPERMARKET and that is the ONLY way she knows that information that is the ONLY way.
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Oh shit! You caught me sucky! Alright....the jig is up. I am a 100% macho tuna expert like you.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:42pm.
EH - it's pretty easy to make a quick "homemade" one
2 cans tomatoe sauce and bag the prego?:)
EH - if you are going for a canned sauce, Classico has some very tasty ones. Their sundried tomato is excellent.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:33pm.
EH Durrr, ketchup and "butter" aka Country Crock) is how you make sketti sauce!
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I decided to be all highfaluten since my stamps came in today and go for the fancy schmancy bottled stuff! I mean, everybody's gotta splurge every now and again....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
GG - with G'ma in such a deteriorated condition she just can't handle having everyone over at her house, even though she wouldn't have to cook or anything and my house is the only one big enough after hers to hold everyone.
I'm going to make it a pot luck and have everyone bring a dish.
At least having it at my house I can have a drink to DEAL!
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:44pm.
My favorite is the 7-Herb tomato
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we KNOW she works at a SUPERMARKET and that is the ONLY way she knows that information that is the ONLY way.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Mark up on engagement rings is very high. Ring is not worth very much. But it's the thought that counts!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:36pm.
MMMM....Ragu!
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oh honey stop it we KNOW you are JOKING!
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My favorite is the 7-Herb tomato
EH - it's pretty easy to make a quick "homemade" one.
How do u make it?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:36pm.
MMMM....Ragu!
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oh honey stop it we KNOW you are JOKING!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Amazing. Do they sell Lucite heels to go with it?
Cant you catch the stomache flue ME?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:35pm.
but all kidding aside, only cock craving sodomites like Ragu.
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MMMM....Ragu!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:33pm.
EH Durrr, ketchup and "butter" aka Country Crock) is how you make sketti sauce!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y2VE--9nuw
but all kidding aside, only cock craving sodomites like Ragu.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is the main pic capturing the moment when he slipped it in ?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Its bad enough that crap was on Jamba juice for a while. My engagement ring cost more than my wedding band. And my wedding band is a puzzle ring it fell apart at our wedding and no one knew how to fix it until my brother in law did.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:31pm.
Quick question: making sketti tonight, Ragu or Prego?
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honey is there something wrong with her? There must be something VERY wrong with her. It's Ketchup and margarine and then you throw it in the microwave. We don't know WHAT she is even SAYING with that foreign language!!! Ragu??? Prego?? Sketti is Italian, not Spanish...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
X'D
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Quick question: making sketti tonight, Ragu or Prego?
Prego Traditional plus: 1 can tomatoe sauce,
1 tsp sugar and garlic powder.
Using the tom. sauce makes me think I actually made it:) plus, they shrunk the jars on sketti sauce. They think we're stupid and don't know that!
Thats similar to the way I make it sept I throw in some sausage and green peppers as well.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."