Nick Lachey Is Really Into Football
Above is a video of former Mr. Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, getting kicked out of a Chargers vs. Bengals game in San Diego for fighting and running his mouth. Nick Lachey is the Bengals' forever bottom bitch and so when a Chargers fan sat in front of him in the stadium, he and his friends started heckling their rival during the game. This has nothing to do with anything, but I bet Nick Lachey took a dozen breaths away when his lush he-tits started heaving something sexy while he got all mad and shit. Even though I've never seen it with my own eyes, I can still say that I love it when Nick's nips get hard with rage.
TMZ has a blurry cell phone video on their site and it's hard to tell what's going on. For all we know, it could be an ultrasound video of Jessica Simpson's ovaries trying to fight away her fiance's fertile ass sperm. But TMZ says it's a video of Nick and the Chargers fan getting into it. The Chargers fan tells TMZ that Nick kept spewing out hate about his team and his wife defended him by shouting at Nick, "Well, he lasted longer than your boy band!" Nick called her a "fucking bitch" before choking out the Chargers fan. Security broke up the bitch fight and kicked Nick and his friends out of the stadium. Nick then went on Twitter and declared victory:
Just got kicked out of the chargers stadium and couldn't be prouder! Go Cincy Bengals! #whodey
Bengals win again. i'd talk trash to everyone in SD, but what's the point? you already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost.
Majority of charger fans were awesome yesterday, thanks for the hospitality! Sadly, there is always one guy that ruins it for everyone.....
For the record, i was not kicked out of the chargers game for excessive "trash talking". no, that honor belonged to the guy in front of me!
i simply don't appreciate someone turning around and putting their finger in my face. call me crazy, but that deserved a reaction.
again, aside from a few exceptions, i had a great time hanging with Charger fans all afternoon. honestly, some of the nicest fans around.
If brawls like that happened at every football game, I'd go to football games more often. Swallowing a hot dog dipped in beer while watching two mad dudes choke each other as a sea of Spandex-wrapped bulges dance in the field below. It doesn't get better than that. And if Nick was as passionate about hosting as he is about football, he wouldn't have looked like a block of wood while hosting The Sing-Off. Correction: a block of wood with an amazing rack.
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Submitted by UrethaFranklin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:08pm.
Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!
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I was thinking the same thing - I love The Soup !!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:54pm.
I'd expect nothing less from the guy who tips $14 on a $1000 restaurant bill.
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SAY WHAT?????? That shit PISSES me off.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who says it's only a game? ;p
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I love sports but I don't see the point in getting in fights with random people. It's just a game goddamnit. I just enjoy perving on fit young men.
I'd expect nothing less from the guy who tips $14 on a $1000 restaurant bill.
He's lucky it was Elite and not Molifua. They don't mess around!
The whole Chargers/Raiders shit is REAL, and they call in extra security in the form of the LEO's and Sheriffs' Dept for THAT mess.
I'm also the (relatively) die-hard sports fan in our family, but I like hockey.
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Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read. (Two Broke Girls)
Luxious, I agree with you. I don't get the hate. Seems to be a decent guy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I do love a good punch up at the football, but Douchebag Lachey couldn't even do that right. I guess he needs publicity seeing as though he doesn't have a job.
Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!
I just had to deal with hoards of football fans last Saturday when UGA and which ever Alabama University played at the GA dome. Never seen so much red in my entire life. My boyfriend loves football, but I really just don't care for it, I was happy when the Giants won the superbowl but that's mostly bc I'm from NY and I can't stand Giselle's pretty boy husband.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Submitted by whippersnapper on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:03pm.
I am surrounded by them in San Diego and they are by far the most smug, holier-than-thou retards of all football fans.
Put Charger and Raider fans together in the same place and all common sense and reasoning is completely thrown out the window.
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This^^ may we add steelers fans, pretty please?
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 4:58pm.
As a life-long Red Sox fan, who has been to a Sox-Yankees game, it is so bothersome and rather vulgar when the fans start in on each other. During the 2004 hyper-rivalry, I was so embarrassed at seeing the "Yankees Suck" tee shirts and hear the chants. One thing about Steinbrenner: he does not all that sort of crassness in his stadium.
Neither should we.
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My college housemates were diehard Bosox fans. One thing they all agreed on was that there's never a bad time to start chanting "Yankees Suck!" They could be watching a Bruins-Maple Leafs game and they'd STILL start in with the YANKEES SUCK YANKEES SUCK YANKEES SUCK.
;)
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
WHY does everyone shit on Nick Lachey? Serious question - I've never gotten the hate. His greatest crime seems to have been trying to be married to one of the world's most vacuous women. Yes, he was in a boy band - so what?? Yes, he and his new wife are "boring" now, but you shit on him when he is on TV, then shit on him when he isn't. You shit on him for "trying to stay relevant" then shit on him for keeping a low profile. Which is it?
Meh, they still got nothin' on English football fans!
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 5:00pm.
Put Charger and Raider fans together in the same place and all common sense and reasoning is completely thrown out the window
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I second this.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by whippersnapper on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:45pm.
Trash talk happens at every game (been to multiple Saints and Cowboys games). It's usally all in good fun until someone has one too many beers.
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Believe me I am in no way defending Dick Doucheay but Charger fans are fucking psychotic, ignorant, fuckwads.
I am surrounded by them in San Diego and they are by far the most smug, holier-than-thou retards of all football fans.
Put Charger and Raider fans together in the same place and all common sense and reasoning is completely thrown out the window
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I, too, am a native San Diegan and co-sign this 100%. Charger fans fucking suck!!!
Submitted by ewesocrazy on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:29pm.
Foosball is da Debil!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As a life-long Red Sox fan, who has been to a Sox-Yankees game, it is so bothersome and rather vulgar when the fans start in on each other. During the 2004 hyper-rivalry, I was so embarrassed at seeing the "Yankees Suck" tee shirts and hear the chants. One thing about Steinbrenner: he does not all that sort of crassness in his stadium.
Neither should we.
"Sadly, there is always one guy that ruins it for everyone....."
And that person is YOU, you rage-y sportshole.
(I realize that not all sports fans are like this but CHRIST do I loathe the rage-y sportsholes.)
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 4:21pm.
I was/am one of those Philadelphia fans. I'll take your comment as a compliment!
(I used to love to go to Phillies games when the Mets were in town. People were always mixing it up in the 600 and 700 levels!) Good times!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Has there ever been a instance yet of a celebrity using Twitter to NOT be a brainless moron?
*crickets*
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I love the wife's comment! HAHA!!
My wife is the hardcore football fan in this family...
I'd never gone to an NFL game before --but have since been to many- and it's easy to see how shit could get out of control, especially if people knew who you are. I'm guessing it ain't always easy being the former Mr. Jesicca Simpson.
I've had dudes run up and call my wife a cunt to her face, simply for wearing the opposing team's jersey, while standing in line to get into the stadium restroom.
Sure, that says a lot about football fans --and maybe our culture in general-- but I'm not going to pass judgement on this fucking blockhead for getting the boot...
He's already been through enough.
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Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 4:10pm.
You are very well-informed, Que Cochina. This is precisely what happened. As a result, all minor league games have been cancelled this weekend. For most Dutch this feels like the end of the world as we know it. :(
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:32pm.
This is why I hate going to Yankees games. It's just a giant pissing contest between disgusting men as they try to outdo each other listing off stats, why players suck and trash talk. They get so emotionally invested in it too. Pathetic.
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Ever been to a Phillies or Eagles game? Philly fans make Yankees fans look like the British royals--the very epitome of decorum. And Yankees fans are pretty bad (I am one, ha).
Seriously, are the Bengals worth getting that worked up over? No, they aren't.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Maybe MickeyHolland can comment, but there was a very tragic story out of the Netherlands where some teens at their soccer match beat a ref cause they disliked the way he called some plays. The ref died of his injuries the next day. I dont believe booze was involved as it was just a teen game.
Dude still can't get arrested......
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Totally retarded.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:22pm.
This is why I don't date men who are into sports. Too much emotion invested in something where they've done nothing to contribute.
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THIS.
Then they get pissy at everything if their team is doing badly. You just want to say really? Like this team gives a shite who you are?
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Vsminimoose & M.E. - WORD! Sporting events + booze = bad shenanigans
I love sports but if you are in someone else's stadium you keep your shit talking low. Time for Nick to step away from the beer and grow the fuck up.
And I totally agree..."Well, he lasted longer than your boy band!" hahahhahaha.
Disclaimer - I still think he was really good looking back in his boybander days.
Doesnt this Dbag frat boy have a kid?
I can understand having one too many at a game and acting stupid but to come home and brag about it via twitter? time to grow up.
And if he did really call that woman a "fucking bitch." after that brilliant boy band comment it shows you how little respect he has for women...I know that probably sounds obnoxious but I have dated guys and have guy friends that would NEVER, EVER say that to a woman no matter how ugly she got with them. They would wait until they were in the privacy of their own home to go nuts...
Hey Nick, Brian Stow. Look him up. Take note. Shit happens to shit talking fans in other peoples houses.
This is why I hate going to Yankees games. It's just a giant pissing contest between disgusting men as they try to outdo each other listing off stats, why players suck and trash talk. They get so emotionally invested in it too. Pathetic.
Get a fucking life.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:24pm.
I talk a lot of shit at sporting events - what? drinking and sports make me feisty. Never done anything to warrant getting thrown out.
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I once got a guy kicked out of Yankees vs RedSox game, him and my then boyfriend got into some words.
Both were drunk, so when the policemen turned our way I pointed to the other guy, and how he was "attacking us with words" ..... I was young and stupid. Now I am just less younger but still stupid.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Not cool.
Bengals fans are dick worshipping faggolinas. Go Jets!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Lacey is a wad. You don't go into someone's house and start telling them their family sucks and then claim some kind of "victory" because you got thrown out.
Foosball is da Debil!!
I talk a lot of shit at sporting events - what? drinking and sports make me feisty. Never done anything to warrant getting thrown out.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
This is why live football sucks: There are always some Nick Lachey/other guy types who ruin it. It's partly insane fan rivalry, partly beer. It's the friggin Chargers and Bengals--get some perspective.
This is why I don't date men who are into sports. Too much emotion invested in something where they've done nothing to contribute.
Getting thrown out wasn't embarrassing enough. so he twitters explanations to his 40 year old female fans who don't watch football.
As classless as his 2 reality show marriages.
Is he the idiot in the grey t-shirt or
I don't understand the video? where is Nick?
edited (never mind I see him now)
and people say Honey Boo Boo is causing Amrica's downfall? I say it's FUTBAWL!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I'm not a sports fan, so I can say... People take this shit WAY too seriously.
I've always like Nick. He was the hottest boy band member then and he hasn't let his looks get sloppy. And Mrs Patrick Campbell, this is all man. I bet having a boy with his woman was very important to him because what's daddy going to do with a frilly girl. There's a football to be tossed.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:45pm.
Trash talk happens at every game (been to multiple Saints and Cowboys games). It's usally all in good fun until someone has one too many beers.
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Believe me I am in no way defending Dick Doucheay but Charger fans are fucking psychotic, ignorant, fuckwads.
I am surrounded by them in San Diego and they are by far the most smug, holier-than-thou retards of all football fans.
Put Charger and Raider fans together in the same place and all common sense and reasoning is completely thrown out the window.
This is actually the most interesting thing he has ever done. He and his wife are so boring
I'm the new girl
"Well, he lasted longer than your boy band!"
HA! Can this be the defacto response to everything g that comes out of Nick Douchey's mouth?