Afternoon Crumbs

This cover is VF's weak attempt at being "edgy" and "modern." They don't realize that Apatow has essentially been over for the past five years. They think he's "relevant," as are the actors he uses (although they're all lame save for McCarthy, who will soon lose her cred if she continues to keep this company).

Mann wouldn't have a career if it weren't for her husband - really, who would hire her when Julie Bowen exists? There's only room for one brittle, manic post-40 blond actress in Hollywood, and Bowen is much more likeable and a better performer. Mann had better hope Apatow doesn't kick her to the curb for a 22-year-old.

I can't tell if the fat ugly angry bitch in the clown suit on the cover is roseanne or rosie, but talk about a photo-bomb. Is that really the way to make something attractive so someone buys it?

paul rudd is megahot

Thought Paul Rudd was Rob Schneider.

Leslie Mann is kinda hot. Her drunk-driving scene in 40 YO Virgin was funny as crap. I don't care if she's married to the producer/director; Hollywood is built on nepotism and worse.

Reading VF is frustrating. You know there has to be some good writing somewhere if you can just wade thru the smelly perfume ads and photo spreads about vacuous people posing for their lives.

I guess VF was going for a circus theme there but I totally only get Rowan & Martin Laugh-In from that photo.

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leslie mann is hotter than megan fox

So the photo is supposed to be a circus theme? Lame, it doesn't really get the job done. I'll probably see this though for Paul Rudd...the things I would do to that man. Melissa's expression and Paul's moustache are the only things making me laugh here. This is good weed.

I think Leslie Mann is cute and funny.
Paul Rudd is delicious.

Melissa McCarthy should have been put in something else than a clown suit, but certainly not anything revealing....Megan Fox...what does she do again?

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Lol not to be too combative but I think it's funny how people are so omg over what they put Melissa in when if they put her in anything else you would be talking how too fat she is for it--- you know who you are !
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

That's some serious ginge for a baby. Cute though.

I don’t know who that man is who commented on Halle Berry – but I agree with some of what he said. The first thing I thought about Nahla seeing her father – was how upset she’d be by seeing his face. She’ll realize it happened after the fight at her house and may link the two men together. Especially since Halle pulled her out after they started arguing – she may assume that happened after she left. That will impact how she feels about her mother as well as Halle’s fiancé. Halle should have kept them separated at all times because that could backfire on her. Plus – if he was that violent to beat Gab that bad – he may flip a switch on her. He may start resenting her daughter as she is a reminder of their relationship. Halle has some straight up issues with respect to relationships. But as MK predicts I suspect we’ll all read about it one day when Nahla writes her Mommy Dearest book.

Speaking of crumbs, just watched the latest episode of hawaii 5-0. Rumer (tater-haid) willis is the new romantic interest for the nebbish medical examiner.

She is every bit as good an actor as the rest of the cast (if you have seen the show you know this is a low hurdle).

I didn't even know who "Papa Smurf" was until a couple of minutes ago, but he makes a number of damn good points about Halle Berry. I had no idea there were smart people on those Real Housewives shows.

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Twatty, didn't you like Jane Lynch in the role of letch boss in 40 yo virgin? She was good. Leslie's barf scene made me lol for a minute. You'd think he'd give her better parts but as someone said, lots of excellent actresses out there that are very deserving.

Carell's funny, Rudd's cute. Nary a hottie, that's true.

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Within -- wifey-poo should play a skanky slut in the next Apatow movie because it's obvious she's auditioning for that role from her VF cover. I've never seen the bitch in anything BUT an Apatow movie. And why are all the Apatow dudes (save Steve Carell) so fucking ugly?

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 12:04am.
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Chillin' here Twatty! Hope all's better on your end. Haven't heard otherwise, so good. Too bad you don't want a kitty now Twatty, LA me was trying to find a home for one in OP but she may be too far away and it's not Spring. :/

LOL this chick. It's kinda funny she lets the hubs put her in those parts. Didn't she play a bitchy character in one and a drunk one in the other? Haven't seen her other efforts though.

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Within -- hey, babe! I'm okay -- you?

miz cynical -- I looked up some pictures of his wife. Bitch is plain at best on a good day, and her chin needs its own zip code.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 9:49pm.
I am most surprised to hear that about Apatow and his wife too. I'd have thought they had lot of fun together and laughed a lot. Directors! How you been?

@Kikichanel, SNAP at those skills! Freeze frame, lol. I'll remember that for any bitches that cross my path, lol

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Damn! I'm late to the Anti - Judd Apatow party! :) It's so funny because on my local radio station this morning, they were creaming themselves over his new movie and how 'hot' his wife is. Bitch is plain. With all of the beautiful aspiring actresses in Hollywood? Please. And yes, we all know that she wouldn't have a single acting gig/credit to her name if it weren't for her husband.

Also, Judd's movies are formulaic as hell. I was probably one of the rare people that was on Katherine Heigl's side when she called it out for being the trite shit that it is. I can't fucking take the man/child shit. Fuck 'going against the establishment' mentality. If you were in a shit movie, then go ahead and admit that you were in a shit movie. That's probably also the same reason why I'm coming around to liking Megan Fox.

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Luci - Jesus, I hope that's not true. Even if he has kept her career going, no one deserves that, regardless of rumors of her mega-bitchery. She does have an epic bitchface though.

"Leslie man has skinnybitch face. She looks like one of those girls who'd give you the up down look and make a wretched face. They come into my store a lot, all HONgray and rude.
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Oh, that look is the WORST! I'll meet their gaze and smirk. Annoys the shit out of them every time."

Actually, I've nearly brought two of those bitches to tears by doing the following.

*does my own up down, pausing on the shoes - I snap my gaze back up and smirk* "Nice. Shoes." End on a tight smile.

Works like a fucking charm because no matter how slamming their shoes are, you've planted the doubt.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

pushy -- hey, babe! I'm a woman with attitude; maybe that's why we get along.

Within & Lucie -- hey, my loves! That's interesting about Apatow & his wife. I hope there's no abuse because that's a horrible thing, but you wonder what the real shizz is at home.

I do read Vanity Fair, though. And I do like Steve Carell; I've always had a dorky crush on him.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:48pm.
Is there anyone besides celebrities masturbating over their own images who thinks that "Vanity Fair" is relevant?

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This. I didn't know people still read that vapid rag.
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While VF has it's share of vapidity, it also has some good articles. Me mum bought me a yearly subscription for last X-mas.
YES, there are too many ads, and some fluff pieces, but also some really interesting stories. And God bless Christopher Hitchens (atheist or not). I miss his contributions, even recording his own demise in an entertaining, intelligent way.
This cover is awful, though.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Some BI I read a couple years ago insinuated that Apatow was/is abusive to Leslie, but I don't recall the details. Effectively, she relies on him for a career and he takes advantage of that/treats her like shit.

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I'm probably the only here who has a soft spot for Megan Fox."

She doesn't bother me at all. I think she's harmless. I like her and I love how she stood up to that f-ing hack Michael Bay. F- Steven Spielburg if there's any truth to getting her fired. Actually f- Steven Speilburg on general principle. His movies are manipulative tripe and he's so far up his own ass.

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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Apatow? Ugh, he is just so full of himself. AND HE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. Did he buy Vanity Fair? Is that the reason for this cover?

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 8:48pm.
Is there anyone besides celebrities masturbating over their own images who thinks that "Vanity Fair" is relevant?

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This. I didn't know people still read that vapid rag.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Yeah, I dont get that either, TWAT. Paul Rudd is basically "Ho hum" to me. Whatever.

Plus, I just do not understand that "up and down" look crap. What IS that, anyway? TWITS!

Fucking Judd Apatow and his cadre of whores. I actively avoid anything that they do like the plague, from Steve Carell to Jonah Hill to Seth Rogen to Jason Segal to Paul Rudd and everyone else in between.

i like leslie mann. i don't get the bitchy vibe from her at all

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 6:56pm
Hi Twatty:) DIdn't know about Apatow husband.
That could explain her characters always being the same. I still think she's a little hot:)
My old neighbor looks alot her and her and I were pretty close so maybe that's why I think she's hot. She wasn't a bitch but boy she has some serious tude:) I like women with attitude.
Bitches, I avoid.

Twatty, Paul Rudd's cute and funny but no panty cream here either, lol.

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Cheery Bitch,
Your avie! Lol! tonic bitch, your Santa hat is also making me lol all day.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:30pm.
No idea who Leslie Mann is.

Her achievements include: "Drunk vomiting slut" in 40-Year old Virgin and "that chick's sister" in Knocked Up. Or is it the other way round?

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All you need to know is that she is the wife of one of the most self-important and overrated filmmakers today, Judd Apatow.

Is there anyone besides celebrities masturbating over their own images who thinks that "Vanity Fair" is relevant? While their more tabloid articles are sometimes worth the read (e.g., the scandals of elite Eurotrash), most of the magazine sucks, like a nun at her first scatfest. No, let me scratch that, I've watched "One Priest, One Nun." Anyway, Graydon Carter was funny, a long time ago, but he sold his soul and humour to be the WASPY host to the wealthy and famous. Snore. I miss the guy who co-founded "Spy" magazine, a precursor of sorts to dlisted.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:30pm.
No idea who Leslie Mann is.

Her achievements include: "Drunk vomiting slut" in 40-Year old Virgin and "that chick's sister" in Knocked Up. Or is it the other way round?

I don't get why Megan Fox is on here either...and I agree that Leslie Mann is overrated.

Paul Rudd: Chante you stay. Everyone else: Sashay away.

I think Megan's on the cover of the comedy issue because her career is such a joke?

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"Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:39pm.

I've been meaning to tell you your avie of that chick from "Gone With The Wind" looks like Megan Fox. I guess the actress that played Scarlett O'Hara was like the original Megan Fox."
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Kind of now that you mention it. Vivien always played up that innocent look while Megan does the vixen thing. Sherilyn Fenn also used to remind me of Vivien.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks Leslie Mann is overrated. As othersmhave said, she only gets jobs cause Judd Apatow is her husband. Come to think of it Judd's kind of overrated too.

This issue also named Jay Leno the funniest late night host. Uh...right.

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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

Cashew & Bizarrelife -- yeah, skinny bitchface all the way. Even before MJT said Apatow's wife was a bitch, I had a feeling she was a bitch; I can tell by looking at somebody. Not a particularly good-looking broad either, just a skinny bitch married to a rich, powerful, Hollywood dude.

I know people cream their panties over Paul Rudd, but I still don't get the deal over him. I just don't see it.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:27pm.
Hey Twatty!

Leslie man has skinnybitch face. She looks like one of those girls who'd give you the up down look and make a wretched face. They come into my store a lot, all HONgray and rude.
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Oh, that look is the WORST! I'll meet their gaze and smirk. Annoys the shit out of them every time.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:30pm.
Megan Fox has grown on me too. I really want her to not mess with her face anymore though.
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I've been meaning to tell you your avie of that chick from "Gone With The Wind" looks like Megan Fox. I guess the actress that played Scarlett O'Hara was like the original Megan Fox.

Love how they covered the big girl and put her in a clown suit. What a POS rag.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:10pm.
I like how they dress Melissa Mcarthy like crap. Why do they do that? Do they do this because she is fat? Uggh.
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It's the Hollywood way. The entire city of Los Angeles has one collective eating disorder and if you don't partake in the starvation and exercise obsession, you're totally looked down upon. When I lived in West Hollywood, I'd get side eyes from the other grocery store shoppers as I scanned my food. They'd look at me like, "Oh my God! She's actually gonna eat all that food! We're only here to buy laxatives and bubble water!"

@Cashew:

Oh, the "up and down" look. I JUST LOVE IT, dont you? The rudeness of that. Uggh. My own boss used to do that to me. She is a really skinny woman - NO curves whatsoever. I get the feeling that she used to be one of those chicks in high school that got made fun of for being too skinny with no boobs.

I digress....

Megan Fox has grown on me too. I really want her to not mess with her face anymore though.

No idea who Leslie Mann is.