On Friday, I posted a blind item from CDAN about how an A-list movie actress has always wanted to dip into the poon and finally got her chance when she met a special lady friend on the set of her new movie. And here’s, Julia Roberts and her August: Osage County co-star Julianne Nicholson holding hands while walking to a restaurant in Venice, CA last week. Yes, Julia and Julianne are also eating with Ewan McGregor and Dermot Mulroney (aka their beards), but we all know that when two grown women who don’t share the same blood are walking hand-in-hand in the middle of a parking lot, it obviously means that they’re scissoring until their pubes burn off. LEZ-BEE-AAAAANS!
And they’re both wearing leather boots. And they’re both wearing jeans. And they’re both wearing messenger bags. And all those three things put together* obviously means that they’re shopping for power tools together at Home Depot on Sundays.
* Those three things put together don’t mean that