Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween extravaganza was canceled this year, because of Hurricane Sandy. But because Heidi Klum hoarded the world’s supply of sequins and rhinestones for her Halloween costume and couldn’t let it go to waste, she threw a Haunted Holiday Charity Party in NYC over the weekend. I don’t know what was bright and shinier: the guest list which included stars of the A-list universe like Sandra “Pepa” Denton, Jay Manuel (as a demon Ke$ha) and the yoga turtle OR Heidi’s face?
Heidi Klum dressed up as Cleopatra for her party and she turned it up all the way by wearing rave boots on roids and bedazzling her entire face. Did I really need to know what a bukkake facial from Adam Lambert, Liberace and Walter Mercado looks like? NIGHTMARES!!! You know what else probably looked like a nightmare? Her bodyguard/boyfriend’s dick. After they got sexy at the end of the night, his crotch was covered in Magic Troll Doll belly buttons.