Spreading the fuckery finally caught up with Katt Williams again. Two Sundays ago, Katt used a Rascal scooter and a three-wheeled motorcycle to terrorize Target and the streets of Sacramento. Katt might have gotten away with slapping down a Target employee, but he didn’t get away with attacking a ho with a cue stick in Seattle yesterday. Will somebody please put this ragey troll toddler in a high-chair and stick a pacifier in his mouth after dipping it in lude dust and hash. Bitch needs to calm himself.
Katt was in Seattle for a show on Thursday and a show on Friday. Katt was a no-show on Thursday, and Friday’s show ended with an appearance by the cops. Three of his (former) fans claimed he attacked their asses when they tried to get a picture with him. Katt claimed the fans broke into his dressing room. Nobody was arrested. But then on Sunday afternoon, Katt went wild at the World Sports Grille in Seattle.
E! News says that Katt got into a verbal fight with several people and when he was told to leave, he waved a pool cue at the bar manager. Katt then followed a family outside and as they got into their car, he launched a cigarette through a car window. The lit cigarette hit a woman right below her eye. Katt also threw a rock at the car. The police showed up, Katt resisted arrest and they eventually got him into handcuffs and dragged him to jail. Katt was booked for investigation of assault, harassment and obstructing police officers. Suge Knight, who is Katt’s tour manager, bailed him out this morning.
Katt and Lindsay Lohan are seriously trying to beat each other’s record. There’s only one way to handle this. Tie a bag of the bad shit around Katt’s neck, tie a bag of the bag shit around LiLo’s neck and lock them in an empty room together. Close your eyes, cover your ears and wait until they snort each other up. Yeah, right. They’d probably bond over their mutual love of slapping and snorting, and become a two-headed Cracken monster that will destroy the world.