Tuesday, December 4th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 3rd!

When the top publicist of the Catholic Church suggested some high ranking officials be captured on film stroking a pussy to deflect attention from the on-going alter boy sex scandal ...this is not what he had in mind. - jellin76

Runners-up:

The Catholic church decided to bless Lindsay Lohan by proxy, through use of the closest creature they could find to the real thing: a scabies infested feral barn cat. - Trixster

The only pussy ever recognized by the Vatican. - BaconSlut

Even the Vatican tried to help Katt Williams, but the exorcism revealed his true self to be a pussy full of rage. - Pop_some_tags

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gucci's picture

SATAN HAS ARRIVED ON EARTH HE'S HERE SAVE ME I'M BURING!

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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"

John Garfield
No one lives forever

Congrats to the funneh winnahs! And danka, MK!

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waterbucket's picture

The caption from Trixster is golden. I had to laugh out loud. Bravo.

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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.

Sweetas's picture

Way to go winners!!

Pussy, in Cat-onese: "NOOOOOOO, don't send me to the Cat-sontration camp, you Nazi!"

Leslie Nielsen meets Simba in real life.

tbeez's picture

Perhaps this should be a baby elephant's trunk, as touching pussy doesn't seem to be working for him.

tardistraveler's picture

Animals are always the first to sense true evil.

Half.Mexican.Wonder's picture

"And ven you pull zem by ze neck, zey scream in pain. Haha! Being ze Pope eez awesome."

No matter how hard Karl Rove and the Pope rub their heads together, they're never going to make that pussy pop.
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fosho's picture

PEEEETTTTAAAA!

Jintess's picture

The meeting between young Aslan and the clergy didn't go as planned.

Medusasf's picture

Please tell me this is from the set of an all-Pope remake of Who's that Girl...

Mani6's picture

Domino Nabisco...let us prey...I mean pray.

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Mani6's picture

Hey Mr. Bocthagalupe she justa needsa catacomb.

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skabazzle's picture

The power of CATS compels you!

skabazzle's picture

Teh kitty was not a Cat-holic, but rather a Pussy-terian.

vwdavy's picture

"See my vest, see my vest, it's authentic monkey chest. and these collars of leopard are swiftly transforming, they are so comfortable and warming".

Ellie May's picture

Exorcism of a common house cat - $125.

Photo op + Exorcism of a common house cat - PRICELESS.

Pop_some_tags's picture

Even the Vatican tried to help Katt Williams, but the exorcism revealed his true self to be a pussy full of rage.

Vern's picture

A whiter shade of tail.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Ewww, he's got pedo hands!

fleawatch's picture

It got worse when he kissed his feet.

jellin76's picture

When the top publicist of the Catholic Church suggested some high ranking officials be captured on film stroking a pussy to deflect attention from the on-going alter boy sex scandal ...this is not what he had in mind.

fleawatch's picture

Gloria Alred is now representing the cougar.

heybooo's picture

Even when I TRY to like pussy, pussy just don't like me!

Hoolrah's picture

She's clearly not a papal person

See guys? I like pussy, I'd never be attracted to a little altar boy.

phrnt phrnt

modelspiceboi's picture

On Tuesday, Pope Benedict bravely went hands-on in the Church's campaign to calm raging pussies.

Or

Pope Benedict quickly learned that an angry pussy is nothing to fuck with.

Vern's picture

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Don't let the Angel of death touch me!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

crankenstein's picture

I ain't lion this guy's a fucking perv

crankenstein's picture

"IT BURNSSSSSSSSSS"

Sorry cardinal, the Pope's stance on birth control pisses off lots of pussies!

fleawatch's picture

Forget it padre.....he's been neutered

Madge is not so easily reassured that there will be a second coming of Baby Jesus.

DesolePas's picture

The Catholic Church & the Cub Scouts sent their mascots to compete at this year's Diddle Fest for the title of "The World's Creepiest Organization."

P.T.Bull's picture

The pope gives me cat scratch fever....

GingeMinge's picture

I can has Jeezburger?

pickles borgata's picture

WTF is the safe word?????

P.T.Bull's picture

My thought was 'first time he touched...', but you were there first, so good deal. ;)

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Submitted by Haolebunny on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 6:14pm.
The only pussy the Pope has ever touched.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

"Bless you, my sonOFABITCH!"

Tyroan's picture

Bad touch! Bad touch!

annZ's picture

Pope Benedict: "Now don't go all Illumin-catty with me!"
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"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy" - H. L. Mencken

The sanctification of Siegfried and Roy.

christine the hoff's picture

Fuck you and your last rites! I have seven lifes left!

@SandBitch

Awesome!!!

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"Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

Poopele's picture

Haven't you ever seen a lion jew before?

CokeyBloke's picture

"You see, Holy Father? I told you pussy is scary and vicious."