Adam Levine has a lot of feelings about a show on TLC starring America’s sweetheart and he’s not afraid to barf them all out. According to Adam, famine, AIDS, cancer, Hitler, war, bath salts, auto-tune, the Kardashians and CROCs are all under Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to civilization. Honey Boo Boo is at the top of that list, because Honey Boo Boo is the worst, so says the dude who’s responsible for Moves Like Jagger.
In a quick interview with GQ (via Popwatch), Adam let out an anti-Glitzy rant and said that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the decay of Western civilization the same way all of his ugly tattoos are the decay of his hotness. The star of the Peabody award-winning shit show The Voice went off like this:
“Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn’t mean it’s good. So many people witness atrocities and can’t take their eyes away from them, but that doesn’t mean they’re good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened. It’s complete fucking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. Fuck those people. You can put that in the magazine: Fuck those idiots. They’re just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that—like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, “FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.”
Damn. Did Glitzy shit on his last Twinkie? Did Uncle Poodle steal his parking space at Trader Joe’s (Note: That’s a serious crime)? Did Sugar Bear knock up his girlfriend? Is sketti sauce his secret family recipe and Mama June stole’d it? Did he ask Mama June if he could stick his tongue in between her luscious layer of chins and she turned him down? I’m going to assume the answer to all of those questions is: YES! Because Adam Levine sounds hurt.