Adam Levine Really Hates "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"
Adam Levine has a lot of feelings about a show on TLC starring America's sweetheart and he's not afraid to barf them all out. According to Adam, famine, AIDS, cancer, Hitler, war, bath salts, auto-tune, the Kardashians and CROCs are all under Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to civilization. Honey Boo Boo is at the top of that list, because Honey Boo Boo is the worst, so says the dude who's responsible for Moves Like Jagger.
In a quick interview with GQ (via Popwatch), Adam let out an anti-Glitzy rant and said that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the decay of Western civilization the same way all of his ugly tattoos are the decay of his hotness. The star of the Peabody award-winning shit show The Voice went off like this:
"Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn't mean it's good. So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't mean they're good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That's. Ever. Happened. It's complete fucking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. Fuck those people. You can put that in the magazine: Fuck those idiots. They're just the worst. Sorry, I'm so sensitive to that—like, I don't know, man, it's upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, "FUCK THOSE PEOPLE."
Damn. Did Glitzy shit on his last Twinkie? Did Uncle Poodle steal his parking space at Trader Joe's (Note: That's a serious crime)? Did Sugar Bear knock up his girlfriend? Is sketti sauce his secret family recipe and Mama June stole'd it? Did he ask Mama June if he could stick his tongue in between her luscious layer of chins and she turned him down? I'm going to assume the answer to all of those questions is: YES! Because Adam Levine sounds hurt.
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I don't know shit about Honey Boo Boo, but I do know this article came up when I googled, "will Adam Levine please go the fuck away." Nothing I hate more than a "celebrity" whore like this asshole. I have no respect for this little media darling who sold his soul to the ADHD drug cartels. You fuckin sellout piece of shit, who the fuck are you to judge anyone?
Wow, is Honey Boo Boo the little girl in that picture? That's her name? Really? That's fun!
BWAAAAA!!! HA!!! HAW!!! Like "The Voice" and his music are ANY better???
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Someone must've pissed in his skettie sauce this evening.
lol, wow... talk about projecting.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:39am.
Hockeyfan, I stand behind you!!!
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Thanks PSL, but I'm outty of this convo. Cannot deal with the dramz.
To all you fucks who are like "it's so horrible teaching them bad manners and poor nutrition blah blah" you think that the kids that grow up with their moms pushing them into Hollywood entertainment are in a better position? Their parents teach them to shut the fuck up and take whatever they have to (like a dick) to get a job, and instead of being fat their anorexic. Alana is the other end of the spectrum, but not any worse then many people.
"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK
What a load of utter shit. People in various regions of the world and at various income and education levels simply live differently from each other. I spent a couple of years as an anthropology major before switching, and I find the show fascinating. The parents don't mistreat the kids in any way. They do the best they can with the education they have. I don't think they know that much about health or nutrition, but the mother just turned down a butt ton of money for speaking engagements because she didn't want to leave the kids alone too much. It's not like these people are mean drunks or something. They're overweight. Let it go.
I can proudly boast that I have no idea who this Honey Shit Shit is, nor have I seen show she is on and I intend to keep it that way. There is enough bad TV out there and I don't need any more!
Jesus!
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Ha haaa!!! Yes, this pretentious commercialized mainstream idiot is telling US about who is responsible for the decline of Western Civilization as we know it? Does he not know that HE is included on the list? Confidence and being self assured are attractive, but this man is delusional if he thinks he brings it, because he does not. Moves Like Jagger SUCKS. When you are a 'judge' (ahem....cough cough) on a 'talent show', that tells me everything I need to know (Steven Tyler excluded)
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It really is a disgusting show!
Submitted by MisterPatty on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:17am.
Also, i hate that guys like this think he speaks for the masses regarding the "decay". my opinion is he is further part of the decay. Never does honey boo boo or any family member take themselves seriously or believe they are contributing to society as a culture. yet this asshole actually believes that he is. His "music" sucks and was marketable for about 5 seconds a decade ago ( or more or less, its so boring i dont know or care). So in closing, fuck right off you pretentious overpaid dick ! I'
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Co-sign!
Adam Levine's music sucks. He's not a 1/4 as attractive as he thinks he is. AND he's a trust fund baby. A spoiled, rich, entitled Beverly Hills kid.
"It isn't easy being me it's kind of lonely work."
I think HBB should pay Adam the ULTIMATE tribute by performing a pageant routine to one of Adams stupid songs....hehehee....THAT would be funny, imo.
"Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 3:07am.
They ought to do a Decline of Western Civilization doc on Maroon 5, Nickleback, Matchbox 20, and the many other similarly nauseating bands."
Yes!!!!!!
well everybody hates him so he can shut up now
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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Just because Adam Levine said it, doesn't mean it isn't true.
@Nectarine F Bomb, all great points. If June didn't push the daughter into pageants and spend fuck tons of money doing it, I'd feel for them. But pageants are expensive and she chooses to do it so I have no sympathy.
I'm ashamed to admit but I saw every episode of HBB. What show was everyone else watching because I didn't see a loving family. June is mean to every family member except her meal ticket. She's mean and disrespectful to Sugar Bear (perhaps the only sympathetic character in that mess), she calls one of her daughters Chubbs, she's constantly making belittling comments to them and all the focus is on Alana. And I think she did that Christmas donation episode strictly for the cameras.
And they're awful manners is atrocious. Agreed that no one is the height of class at all times but for fuck's sake, don't teach your kids it's ok to fart at the table or eat like slobs. Although it's unlikely, if they venture into the real world and have to get jobs, they're fucked. They lack basic social skills and are going to languish in poverty.
This attitude of "they're being real/themselves" has to stop. How many young people do you now see scream, "I'm just being me, if you can't deal..." Good luck with that when you have a job and a boss.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
you meant DIABEETUS.....wilford brimley
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
okay, i didnt want to admit this, but i met kim k about 4 weeks ago at the marine ball. DUCKS.... she was sweet and very petite....
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 7:44am.
That show should be retitled 'Here Comes Diabetes'.
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I hate this loud mouthed, smug prick! I was channel surfing (honest) & I saw him on one of those music shows, the one with Christina Aguilera? He was being so rude to Christina, just being an arse for the sake of it. He was just being a major douche, a real bully. I'm not a Christina (her music) fan but his attitude towards her was unnecessary.
Oh, and his music sucks big, hairy, sweaty balls!
I hate that guy. Thank god he wears a shirt now.
That show should be retitled 'Here Comes Diabetes'.
Even if I fucking hated Honey Boo Boo (which I don't) I would still disagree with Adam Levine on the basis that he's a self-indulgent prick. He's so in love with himself and so incredibly shallow and so is all his music. I absolutely despise him.
I was just starting to warm up to that hot hamster after that catchy Jagger song; but I know he aint talkin about my boo! I love that show and that family. They might not have millions at their disposal,mister man, but they always put family first and they take care of their shit. While they're not Miss Manners contributers, they're always together and her house always looks tidy. So shut up and take your pants off.
Its pathetically sad when the lower class has to be exploited like idiots (HBB (reality tv) Jerry springer, maury (talk shows) just to make the middle class feel better of themselves. I cant with that shit. Producers pay the lower class to act trashy for tv and it reinforces this trashy image we have of the lower class. I was born in the lower class but my education saved me can't say that of my half siblings. Instead of exploiting the lower class like some circus performers our society should bridge the wealth gap but they don't. A Huxley was right after all
They ought to do a Decline of Western Civilization doc on Maroon 5, Nickleback, Matchbox 20, and the many other similarly nauseating bands.
Right on nectarine F bomb... applause
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Places a vat of fukitols on the floor.... Projects Bruins on the wall for Hockey Fan.. Withdrawal from our winter pass time is a bitch.... Toddles past Lucy and Scott.. Gives them hugs.... Waves to New girl and encourages her to share... Reminds everyone : we are chewing on the finer points of HBB vs THe Maroons... Stick to the important things like who will pay white Oprah's mortgage when LILO funds are tied up... Or ponder the meaning of sending Kuntrashian.. to represent when opening a million milkshakes in Bahrain:::::: throws Tiger Lily a slim Jim.... And toddles back to bed ...:::sings have yourself a merry little Christmas .. To Tom Jones .. She's a Lady.. Goes back to bench.. And yes that's the good gin to wash down the fukitols.....can't we slores just get along....?
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What cashew and nectarine said and for sure Honey Boo Boo is one of those born entertainer types. She is always on and everyone else is the chorus.
this bitch. i'm sorry, say what you want about honey booboo and her family, but this pretentious bitch needs to shut his mouth. i cannot stand his ass. i am so glad his arm got ripped off and he got killed on american horror story. divine justice, you pretentious prick.
Hockeyfan, I stand behind you!!!
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I still think this show needs to go, and people need to stop making people who do not deserve to be famous, famous.
Whether it is for the "trainwreck factor" or whatever, people still watch it, and perpetuate their fame.
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Submitted by nectarine F bomb on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:46am.
THIS. While I know Mama June is pushing her kid onto the fame stroll, they don't seem to have another choice. I just hope they save the money, and it seems like they just might considering they have pressing concerns like housing and health care to take care of. If it weren't for reality TV, the only choice they would have is to shoot harder for the pageant thing, and that's just impossible without a very large investment. And those *are* good kids, even if they aren't "classy."
No Adam, the decay of the civilization is that you actually make a living by opening your trap either to voice out your asinine opinions or to record vocals for that garbage you call music, only because some college girls were dumb enough to help you keep a career because they thought your average ass looks cute.
Hockey Fan,
There are stark differences between Daniel Craig and his comment on the Kartrashians and this fool's comment on Honey BooBoo. First of all, Craig is a wee bit more intelligent and talented (and sessier, and that counts a lot :P). Secondly, the Kardashians are soulless pimps and fame whores who had no financial reason for their sister to sell herself in a pissing sex tape. The family also had the resources to get an education for their children, and they now have the resources to give back to the world, but all they do is take, take, take. They are made of greed and filth. The Kardashians define the terms fame whore, dumb whore, dumb trash, dumb uneducated trash and ugly whore. But really, if Adam Levine insulted them, we'd still be laughing at him considering how many times he's raped our eardrums. How many times do I have to find a pleasant Sunday at the grocery store or a day at the salon completely SHIT on because of his annoying ass voice? When will it be enough? Oh geez, that whistling is starting in my head again, GAHHH!
But I must say I'm just amazed at how many Dlisters are now rallying behind Honey Boo Boo considering how many used the phrase "decline of a civilization" when commenting about the show during its first season. But now that this doucheturd says it, he's being a bit too elitist. Whatever.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:01am.
Bernard only really cares when his girlfriend Bradley is involved anyway
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 7:51pm.
Him and his band and nickelback can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
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"Him and his band" - what kind of hillbilly grammar were you taught?!?
thank you tigerlilly!
better than you bernard, you sorry-ass motherfucker.
"Do you need a moment?" MK
Very pertinent question. Adam Levine should take a moment and watch the show to realize how fucking poor the Honey Boo Boo family is and that the show is their golden ticket.
- 1 income for 6 people: I bet chalk mining pays a million times less than the Voice. The dad works 7 days a week.
- no health care: the mom could never get proper care of her foot injury (the gnats), she needs glasses she can't see shit, she's so obese she's disabled but she can't afford a scooter or a proper diet
- no food: the kids feed on soda and cheesepuffs, the mom does extreme couponing so they don't go hungry so no fresh food. They eat roadkill (and they seriously need it for protein)
- bad housing: they live in a tiny house right next to the rail tracks.
- no entertainment: they eat all the time because they have nothing to do, the mom take the kids to the water park for the first time on the show, they could not afford it before, one of them doesn't own a bathing suit, no sunscreen. They bathe in a water hole where they're not supposed to because the water is too dirty.
Let's not even talk about access to education
- One of the kids gets her clothes from the dumpster
- the mom's most prized possessions are toilet paper rolls, bottles of shampoo and soap.
Etc, etc. So let's be clear, that "lifestyle" is not a choice but they still try to make the best of it and raise their kids decently.
Once you realize that it's kinda hard to judge them for pimping their kid to get out of poverty.
"Karma can rain down on her like rayjay piss anytime" damnedfallacy 09/11/12
"So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't mean they're good."
There he goes again, being such a killjoy! I don't know about you, but the last time I went to Afghanistan and witnessed a public stoning, it was a laugh riot. Who's to say atrocities can't be a barrel of laughs?
Honestly, what did he even mean with this stoopid statement?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Ugh, this bitch. I've never been a fan of What-a-Maroon 5. I've never even heard of that "One More Night" song that denied "Gangnam Style" its rightful place atop the Billboard Hot 100.
Oh and lucifer, i'm a chick, not a dude.
And not for nothing, but where was all the hate for Daniel Craig when he said the Kartrashians were stupid wastes of space and oxygen?
I can't totally disagree with him. This trash, and Kartrashians, are all being marketed as personality diversity. Movies do the same - there was a movie on HBO Hesher. These people are sick and creating more sick people. It's irresponsible. Any society can only take so much. Sadly Adam is more normal than any of them and would have more breeding success unless his partner is truly and severely whacked out. The fact that anybody thinks these people are any shade of normal instead of genetically brain damaged trash shows how dangerous this show is, and the others.
Having said that - Fuck him. His music sucks.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 11:37pm.
I say fuck you, Adame Levine, and all the other pretentious assholes who freely judge Alana and June (Honey Boo Boo and mom). What's wrong with showing a family who does their own thing and clearly love each other?
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I'm with you, Scott. Yes, they are colorful but the little I've seen of the show they seem to be a close family that has each other's backs. That is more than I can say for my own family - none of us have spoken in over a decade and we all live within 10 minutes of each other.
New girl- i wasn't calling you white trash, i was referring tothe family on television. Sorry if that wasnt made clear. And lucifer, i guess everyone here gets an opinion except me? I just happen to hate white trash in all forms. I grew up around it and yes, some of it is in my own family. To reward these people with a tv ahow and money, dont you think thats a bit cruel, when they seem so blinded by fame that they dont realize theyre the butt of the joke? Isnt that just another form of bullying?
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:01am.
Dude, take your meds and calm the fuck down. Jesus.
Submitted by MisterPatty on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:41am.
Well, if you've been lurking, you can see that this is a rough and tumble site. Just post whatever you like and ignore the critics (or not).
Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 8:59pm.
and before any of you deny the resemblance to the HBB family well then let a camera crew come film you and your family at any family dinner and we'll see how classy each one of you are and you need a reality check
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i dont know who the fuck anyone is to call anyone else "trash". except for people that treat themselves like human urinals. they deserve it.
maroon 5 sucks, and the voice is even worse.
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Umm Ive been lurking at this site for awhile but always been hesitant to comment but have so enjoyed the insightful witty snark.. I finally get the courage up ( yeah drinks, lots, ok?) to comment on this really very pressing issue re Honey boo boo and im shot down by Hockey Fan which is hurtful cuz comments aft mine tend to support exactly what the fuck im saying.. Imma go sit in the corner and keep my golden priceless Lohan jokes to myself until someone begs me to come !
And in advance, "thanks for the assist"
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Gross. He looks like every mid-30s douchebag who hangs out at Sharkeez in Newport.