Katt Williams is the new Zsa Zsa Gabor and a Target cashier is the new Beverly Hills policeman.
Katt Williams’ crazy ass put the YOLO in Yolo County last Sunday when he smacked a Target employee. Right before he Katt slapped a dude, Katt Williams escaped arrest after leading police on a bizarre and hilarious three-wheeled motorcycle chase through the streets of Sacramento, CA. Katt shook the police off his tail and drove his three-wheeled motorcycle to Target. Surveillance footage, which was just released, shows Katt sashaying up to a Target employee and the two had words before he left his paw print all over that dude’s face. The Target employee picked up his phone and called the police. TMZ doesn’t know what the brawl of words was about, but I’m guessing Target was all out of red velvet leche and Katt wasn’t happy about it.
Katt wasn’t going to wait around to be arrested, so six seconds after the Target employee called 911, he jumped on an electric cart and rode on out of that bitch. This clip is some Monty Python-type buffoonery:
A mess. It’s only a matter of time before somebody sets that clip to Jay-Z’s “Ride Or Die.” Once Katt drove that electric cart out of the store, he ditched it and jumped on his getaway motorcycle. Katt was never arrested or charged with anything, but the Yolo County District Attorney’s office tells TMZ that they are investigating the slap down.
Katt led police on a low-speed chase, slapped a Target employee and escaped on a grandpa scooter. It was just another Sunday for the crackhead Hobbit. I was about to say that you know the bad shit has screwed your brain up bad when you think a Hoveround makes a good escape vehicle, but I can’t say that. I mean, Katt did get away, didn’t he?