Katt Williams Is Still Bringing The Crazy
Katt Williams is the new Zsa Zsa Gabor and a Target cashier is the new Beverly Hills policeman.
Katt Williams' crazy ass put the YOLO in Yolo County last Sunday when he smacked a Target employee. Right before he Katt slapped a dude, Katt Williams escaped arrest after leading police on a bizarre and hilarious three-wheeled motorcycle chase through the streets of Sacramento, CA. Katt shook the police off his tail and drove his three-wheeled motorcycle to Target. Surveillance footage, which was just released, shows Katt sashaying up to a Target employee and the two had words before he left his paw print all over that dude's face. The Target employee picked up his phone and called the police. TMZ doesn't know what the brawl of words was about, but I'm guessing Target was all out of red velvet leche and Katt wasn't happy about it.
Katt wasn't going to wait around to be arrested, so six seconds after the Target employee called 911, he jumped on an electric cart and rode on out of that bitch. This clip is some Monty Python-type buffoonery:
A mess. It's only a matter of time before somebody sets that clip to Jay-Z's "Ride Or Die." Once Katt drove that electric cart out of the store, he ditched it and jumped on his getaway motorcycle. Katt was never arrested or charged with anything, but the Yolo County District Attorney's office tells TMZ that they are investigating the slap down.
Katt led police on a low-speed chase, slapped a Target employee and escaped on a grandpa scooter. It was just another Sunday for the crackhead Hobbit. I was about to say that you know the bad shit has screwed your brain up bad when you think a Hoveround makes a good escape vehicle, but I can't say that. I mean, Katt did get away, didn't he?
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Why can't somebody famous slap me?
No, wait.
Make that RICH and famous.
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Submitted by ikoihiI on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:56pm.
Imagine what he could accomplish on a TWO wheeler!
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Uhhh, probably not much, given that he's much too small to handle a full-sized motorcycle. He discusses this in detail in one of his stand up performances. FYI.
I had no idea who this person was (I thought it was a woman, before I read far enough to get to a pronoun), so I Googled him. And now I still have no idea who he is. Starred in what? Played what part in an MTV show I've never heard of? "Comedian and rapper"?
I'm so fucking old.
All this talk about Timmies--i went online and found that i can order Tim Hortons coffee online and sent to my home!! Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
He should be locked up in a mental asylum.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Some niggaz can't handle success.
Katt Williams is like Honey Badger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqhFFG6jn4
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Who is Katt Williams?
Katt, I am your white friend. Just what the fuck did he do? I've been a fan for a few years now, and I'm telling you, he wouldn't fucking do that.
That said, Katt, nuttin' but love for ya, but you needs to kick back and chill for a bit.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 1:07am.
I feel sorry for these kids that have to do this service industry work, they're subject to any living asshole that walks the earth.
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Spent much of my career doing this service industry shit. People think that being a customer gives them the right to be an asshole. They also think that wage-slaves are subhuman.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Well you have to wonder how the same thing could get Blohan dragged immediately to a police station, don't you, and this cretin walks away free.
I feel sorry for these kids that have to do this service industry work, they're subject to any living asshole that walks the earth. And this bitch has gone crazy, and needs to stay the fuck home.
I live pretty close to Sacramento, and this fool has been in the local paper almost every day for some stupid thing or another.
Whamo - you're correct Wendy's owns a majority in Tims now ! Comedians sure do have issues , have you ever seen Doug Stanhope?
Hockey fan - yeah the line ups and omg the donuts too !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Hekki, good to know! Wegmans would have a HUGE following down here since most people in this area seem to *not* be from the south.
I watched the video and didn't see a slap. Didn't security stop him? I don't get this. It couldn't have been self defense so it was assault. Why isn't he in jail? Pfffft. Celebrity justice, that's why.
Submitted by Anonymouse73: "...I emailed Wegman's to ask if they would ever consider opening a store in NC. They wrote back right away (yes!) and said that most likely not b/c their warehouse would be too far away. But she said "you never know". "
Many years ago, I asked Trader Joe's if they would ever open stores in NYC. They said definitely not, because the numbers didn't work: rents were too high and their margins too narrow to make it worth their while. There are a few stores in Manhattan now, and more in the other boroughs, and they do VERY well. The lines are super-long, even in the off hours. You never know.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 8:07pm.
Anonymouse73 -- my therapist always said that I was quite humorous and we came to the conclusion that I use humor to deal with my emotional pain. Most comedians do seem to be pretty fucked up people when you think about it.
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Exhibit A: Richard Pryor. Let us not forget Martin Lawrence's stand-off with the L.A.P.D.
WHO DAFUCK IS KAT WILLIAMS?
I shall break my fingers Googling because I simply must become acquainted with this droll person!
"This world is a whore."
Woohoo!My hometown makin' the headlines the only way it knows how! Sacramento, don't ever change....
Cocaine is a helluva drug. My BiL worked for Target for awhile. He had to be there at 3 a.m. I would do shrooms if I had to work at Wallmart.
damn, much too much crazy bottled up in such a little man
congrats Katt you finally made me laugh
Man, that cashier is the model of patience. I've worked minimum wage and it's pure shit for being a pain in the ass and cheap in the pocketbook. Most min wage jobs involve fuckery like standing in place for long periods of time, handling a never-ending stream of cranky customers. Sounds easy but it's shitty for your back and legs. I would've flipped if someone smacked me when doing a job like that. Although an old lady did throw a cheeseburger at me when I worked in fast food. Smh like Lutrelle says.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:56pm.
Imagine what he could accomplish on a TWO wheeler!
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Uhhh, probably not much, given that he's much too small to handle a full-sized motorcycle. He discusses this in detail in one of his stand up performances. FYI.
It was West Sacramento also West Sac has pretty shady places to get drugs so I am not surprised if he was on a bender when he bitch slapped the poor employee. But everyone knows that was obvious. West Sac is nice in some places (Russian and Mexican parts) but pretty awful in others. He was chased in Downtown Sacramento which is really close to West Sac. What kind of moron would make a rampage in the State capital but then he is a crackie.
I know this because i've lived in yolo county for years before being in the bay area.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:41pm.
mike, all kidding aside, i was talking more about the global ecomony, outsourcing, and the death of the "mom-and-pop" local business than anything else. no one goes to their neighborhood hardware store, green grocer, or shoe shop if there is a huge Target or Walmart around the corner where they can get allathat and a pack of chips for a fraction of the price.
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Oh, Jebus!
Butting in here, but I had to pick up a prescription for my mama once, and she told me, 'now where I want you to go is this little Mom and Pop pharmacy around the corner.' Well, I was like 'That's some old lady shit. I'm going to Rite-Aid just up the street cuz it's closer.'
AW HELL NAW!!!!! Those motherfuckers shut down the pharmacy for LUNCH...EVERY FUCKIN' DAY!!! No, You can't get your Rx filled between 1:00-2:45. No lie Who does that???
Mom and Pop shop had it ready for me in under 10 minutes.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Our little Bumfuck town only has two grocery stores , Walmart , 16 miles round trip for me, or HEB , Texas chain. Love it but still 15 miles round trip for me. Walmart here has the rudest employees. How these motherfuckers keep their jobs is beyond me .
His comment of ""What would music today sound like if these kids didn't exist?" makes me so nauseous!
I'd like to find out. I'd think we'd be juuuuuust fine.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 8:20pm.
Speaking of violent, crazy black men...
ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/73879544.html
Pieces of shit, both of them.
Please give him a gun...hilarity ensues.
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Am I the only one who heard Marshall's sonnet to Barnie during that video? (You Just Got Slapped)
On another note, far as I'm concerned, the local grocer has comparable sale prices to the other "big" grocery store (which is 15 miles away, one way, on curvy, two-lane country-ass roads); they sell local meats, wines, and produce, and if I can drive 1 mile round-trip rather than 30, that's what I'm doing.
And I HATE Wal-Mart (it's the only "big box" store we have here in Podunk Nowhere), so I'd rather just order shit online.
And I would KILL a muthafucka for a Starbucks. Or a Macy's. Or a Nordstrom. I'm just saying.
TM - I think it's been widely agreed upon that my Captain Sarcasmo personality is my coping mechanism. And baby, right now, I TREASURE it.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 8:03pm.
I knew what you meant, and I largely agree with you. I think I just view people much more cynically than you do. :)
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:53pm.
A native NC-er in Raleigh? That's a bit like a unicorn sighting, isn't it? ;)
Ha. I'm actually from a town about 100 miles east of Raleigh.
Speaking of violent, crazy black men...
ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/73879544.html
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And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
Twatty> that makes total sense!
Anonymouse73 -- my therapist always said that I was quite humorous and we came to the conclusion that I use humor to deal with my emotional pain. Most comedians do seem to be pretty fucked up people when you think about it.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Whamo, the last Timmie's I was in was in Windsor, on a Sunday, downtown. It was colder than hell and we were totally lined up. No one left. The coffee alone was worth it, but the donuts....EHRMAGERD. Love love love them!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:41pm.
mike, all kidding aside, i was talking more about the global ecomony, outsourcing, and the death of the "mom-and-pop" local business than anything else. no one goes to their neighborhood hardware store, green grocer, or shoe shop if there is a huge Target or Walmart around the corner where they can get allathat and a pack of chips for a fraction of the price.
employers treat their employees well or badly all over the world, but that part of it will always be local to someone in the neighborhood.
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God don't like ugly.
A native NC-er in Raleigh? That's a bit like a unicorn sighting, isn't it? ;)
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:40pm.
Whamo, hehe yeah...I may have overstated that a bit, but you got the idea.
Mike, yep, NC. Yankee transplant.
Cool. I'm a native, though I'm not a hick.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:18pm....
That's largely true, but a small business can just as easily treat its employees badly as a large one.
well, a least you know they are slapping their employees right there in the store, instead of slapping them in a sweatshop in China!
If the person's someone they come into contact with daily (as opposed to an almost abstract person in a distant land), that almost makes it worse, at least to my mind.
Anyone who's seen Katt's most recent stand up special shouldn't be surprised by this. He had the coke/crack sweats like a motherfucker. Maybe the stage lights were too hot but he was sweating like a motherfucker.
I smell a law$$$$uit
Whamo, hehe yeah...I may have overstated that a bit, but you got the idea.
Mike, yep, NC. Yankee transplant.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 7:18pm....
That's largely true, but a small business can just as easily treat its employees badly as a large one.
well, a least you know they are slapping their employees right there in the store, instead of slapping them in a sweatshop in China!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:33pm.
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Lol hell ya we have Farmers Markets all over the place, this IS Canada after all. Kensington Market downtown Toronto is a famous 100 year old FM, you should look it up they have EVERYTHING there:)
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okay, Whamo, I get it - it was a stupid question (geeeez).
But it is good to know you guys aren't up there all frozen, eating bacon and shit. :)
*dusts off passport, gets shots for Canadian excursion*
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:49pm.
I'm fully convinced that 99% of comedians have some underlying personal/psychological issues going on.
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I'm not sure about the 99% part but other that I would have to agree with what you're saying Anon.
I think with a lot of performers in the public eye there is a large underlying "love me" complex that drives a great deal of them for sure. As well there is a balance of a healthy ego and insecurity that go hand in hand. JMO anyway:)