Hot Slut OF The Day!
Carine Felizardo, the newly crowned Miss Bumbum Brazil!
On Friday night in at a hotel in São Paulo , Brazil, 15 of the country’s most delicate flowers all did what John Travolta does when he’s in heat: bent over and assumed the “give me the Q-tip” position. The 15 booties competed for the most important title in beauty pageant history: Miss Bumbbum Brazil!
After all nalgas were tested for performance-enhancing butt implants and they all competed in the interview round (aka the fart smell test), the jury of five dudes and six women declared Carine Felizardo as having the best ass in all of Brazil. The 25-year-old with the award-winning ass cried as she accepted her check for around $2,500. Carine told the audience, “I am overwhelmed, very, very happy. I would like to thank those who voted for me, those who believed in me, my family, my friends.”
Yes, Kim Kartrashian, Nicki Minaj and CoCo have all used their triple stuffed asses to make millions of dollars, but does their butt have a crown? I didn’t think so. All hail Miss Bumbum Brazil!
And seeing the pictures from Miss Bumbum Brazil is making me excited for the 2012 Miss Fupa America pageant*.
* The Miss Fupa America pageant doesn’t exist, but it should.
