Who Showed Up To The Opening Of A Drugstore Last Night?
Pamela Anderson still holds the title for the most glamorous drugstore appearance of the decade, but Fergie, Caroline Manzo, Kurt Russell, Lamar Odom, Mark McGrath and Tim Gunn tried to top her last night. They all showed up to the red carpet grand opening the new "upscale" Walgreens on Sunset and Vine in Hollywood. Shit is "upscale," because when you're buying tampons and condoms, you can also pick up sushi, fancy cheeses and frozen yogurt with toppings. Call me a GOOP-like snob, but I don't think I could full my mouth with raw fish from the same place that sells butt suppositories. ("Bitch, don't act like you haven't put worse things in your mouth like a sushi-flavored suppository or suppository-flavored sushi." - you "You bring up a valid point." - me)
It was only a little over 10 years ago when Fergie used to get chased out of Walgreens by a security guard for trying to steal shit for meth money and now she's at the grand opening of one. She's come a long way. Fergie's face has also come a long way too. It used to be straight out of Faces of Meth and now it's straight out of Faces of Botox.
And speaking of Faces of Meth, click here to see some that will scare you to Jesus.
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Dog, I don't get it, either. I assumed it was a fruitcake but I have no idea what that has to do with the car.
Stupid car commercials.
Submitted by richardsimmons on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 9:28pm.
Oh we're talking about Krokodil now????Enjoy...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/seriously-dont-use-krokodil
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That made me want to cry. How can human beings do that to themselves?
I guess if you're stuck in a former Soviet gulag-turned-town in Siberia, where it's -20 9 months out of the year, and there are no jobs to speak of....it's unsurprising so many people turn to cheap vodka and whatever drugs they can get their hands on.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I guess Fergie was there to pick up a pack of Diapers, just in case she pisses herself again.
Going off topic here.
Anyone seen that Cadillac Christmas commercial where a bunch of rich white people keep re-gifting this present while driving around in the summer? Exactly WTF is the point of this ad??
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Yay drugz
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh we're talking about Krokodil now????Enjoy...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/seriously-dont-use-krokodil
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Ah okay. I read about Krokodil a few months ago. Frightening and sad. Poor people.
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Omg. That Faces of Meth. So sad. Some of those ladies were actually pretty attractive. Two years later they look 150 years old. GAH.
We need to "legalize it" and focus more on getting help for *these* people, instead!
And doesn't Fergie have any friends to tell her "Oh honey, those nails? Please. No."??
We got the first one of them upscale Walgreens here in Chicago at State & Randolph. Bright, big, lots of liquor...lots of grab and go food, sushi, self serve froyo, fresh juice bar, nail salon, HUGE beauty department.
A little too bright for me whe you're only trying to get the essentials...but the tourist and suburbanites are impressed. *shrugs*
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mike - fortunately my pizza isn't yet here so I will google that term.
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wow. WOW. just.....why? It's like the actual zombie apocalypse. Makes bath salts and meth look like child's play. That's just about the saddest and most depressing thing I've ever seen.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
"Submitted by lynniepoo on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 6:22pm.
Kurt Russell, I so would even with that peepaw beard of his."
Me too, lynniepoo, me too. He actually looks really good here. He was going through a bloated phase for a little while but he looks really great in that picture.
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From the smile on Lamar's face, he must have picked up some Bigfoot Repellant.
I really don't know what to do for lunch today. Should I walk over to one of the dozens of sushi joints on Ventura Blvd, or drive into Hollywood, pay ridiculous parking rates, and order sushi from a Walgreens?
Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 8:29pm.
every time faces of meth releases new photos I always think at least one or two of them look better in their after photos haha
haha, so do I
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 8:37pm.
Mike, I'm on my BB, which is allergic to actually giving me any link I can actually see. Is krokodil the drug that's killing people in Russia?? That stuff is insane!
Yep.
Nevermind, just saw Hekki's post :). I think its because they both abused the shit out of drugs.
Mike, I'm on my BB, which is allergic to actually giving me any link I can actually see. Is krokodil the drug that's killing people in Russia?? That stuff is insane!
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Did anyone else think that was Kirstie Allie at first glance?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 8:22pm.
Sweet merciful Jesus. After looking at that Faces of Meth link, I hereby solemnly swear never to touch an illicit substance again.
*downs glass of wine*
Starting.....now!
Assuming you didn't just eat, google "krokodil"and feast your eyes on the effects.
every time faces of meth releases new photos I always think at least one or two of them look better in their after photos haha
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 8:21pm.
Joe Schmoe, I forgot to include Gaga in that group.
Josh Duhamel must wake up in the morning, look across the bed, anf wonder WTF he has been thinking when he said "I do
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Right. Nobody has the fingers to wear that kind of nail. It makes your fingers look like sausages.
And what in the name of all that is holy is Kurt Russell doing there? Are times that tough, Kurt? Really? Isn't Goldie getting the old age pension by now?
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She's looking like Priscilla Presley in the face!
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Sweet merciful Jesus. After looking at that Faces of Meth link, I hereby solemnly swear never to touch an illicit substance again.
*downs glass of wine*
Starting.....now!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Joe Schmoe, I forgot to include Gaga in that group.
Josh Duhamel must wake up in the morning, look across the bed, anf wonder WTF he has been thinking when he said "I do".
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Since when do drug stores have red carpet openings??? Wtf x 1000??? And Kurt Russell for God's sake, with Fuggy Fug and her no head, she sucks, he is too good for this shyt
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 7:27pm.
I frigging LOATHE this new phase of the Hollywood assholes (Fergie, Beyone, Rihanna) filing their nails Into points. It's so tacky.
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Cosign on the nails - really fugly. They look like weapons.
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Lamar Odomm, hahahahahahha! You're a Clipper! *snort*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm getting some Priscilla Presley realness from her. No, honeychile, no.
Wait, this is really an opening party for a Walgreen's?!! You Californians are weird.
Thank God this is not a morning post, it needs an I don't like jokes, or joker faces tag. We need a warning before innocently clicking on Fergie's new face. That is frightening and sad. Fergie, honey, you are a multimillionaire in a town full of nutrional experts, skincare experts, exercise, lifestyle, relaxation, experts. Cooks, yoga instructors, lifecoaches etc. And you are young there is still time. Whatever you are doing to your face is not the answer. Girl, spend the money on experts and listen to them. Your voice, is beautiful. Please stop trashing your face.
kurt could play george lucas in a movie if he gained 20 pounds of neck flab
I get Botox. This isn't Botox. This is bad genetics, booze, bulimia and bloat.
Mmmmmm. Discount sushi with a side of ptomaine.
We have a Dunkin that sells bananas, FFS. They charge 99 cents EACH when you can waltz into the grocery store and get a bunch for 68 cents per pound.
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I frigging LOATHE this new phase of the Hollywood assholes (Fergie, Beyone, Rihanna) filing their nails Into points. It's so tacky. Having said that, her hands are nasty and so is her face. She used to be so pretty.
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So lame.
And as most of you said I would never buy sushi from Walgreens - I want to live.
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I just came back from CVS after buying tampons...I am wondering if I should have worn a gown.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
mike that was for your other post - and I'm just kidding!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Kurt Russel is totally givin a hot History professor vibe. He's still bangin!!
nOprah would like to know how many tubs of ice cream they had to send Fergie, how many barely legal boy tricks they had to send Tim Gunn, how many spray cans of Goldie Hawn repellant they had to send Kurt Russell, how many Sugar Ray CDs they had to promise Mark McGrath they'd give away with purchases of $5 or more, and which divorce attorney they had to retain for Lamar Odom in order to secure such a star studded roster of red carpet hoes (that one's for you, Chris Brown).
I hate L.A. It's just one big shit pit.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 6:59pm.
Was she there to open canned goods with her nails?
LOL You know, I think the fashion industry and/or
celebrities are trying to make these claws happen. Ugh.
Fuggie FUG needs to stop messing with her eyebrowns. They be looking like some rebellious ass caterpillars.
What kind of concealer are the guys wearing? Not only that, but McGrath and Tim G both look botoxified to their gums.
I do think the media is unfair to Fergie, who is harmless compared to other celebutards. She gets a ton of shit for Botox, but why do the media look the other way when most guys do it too?
Was she there to open canned goods with her nails?
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Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 5:55pm.
lol Shades of Jackie Stallone.
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Exactly!!! My first thought was “Fergie – looking more like Jackie Stallone very day...” It’s not going to end well for her face if she keeps it up
As an aside, when I visit the USA I spend a disproportionate amount of my vacation time visiting the drug stores. They are FABULOUS!! You guys maybe don’t realise how great they are, come to Sydney and check out what passes for a drug store here and you will see why I get so excited. Having said that- on the plus side in Australia- you can pick up over the counter, prescription free, codeine based medication. Which is always nice.
That’s my second Dlisted comment in ten minutes and my second Dlisted comment ever..... wooo!!!!! I think I need to lie down now..........
Kurt Russell, sill handsome though not liking the beard.
Fergie--your face!!! I never thought she was gorgeous but this?????? So this is what botox does. It's like a giant bee sting all over your face. RichardsSimmpon--that nail color along with the hands. Not a good look.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 6:31pm.
Getting a little Kirstie Alley vibe from her.
I get Priscilla Presley.
Either way, it's not good.
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Anyone else seeing doubles in the thumbs? ollolllol MK, whatchu doing to us? There is too much glamour! ;)
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