Pamela Anderson still holds the title for the most glamorous drugstore appearance of the decade, but Fergie, Caroline Manzo, Kurt Russell, Lamar Odom, Mark McGrath and Tim Gunn tried to top her last night. They all showed up to the red carpet grand opening the new “upscale” Walgreens on Sunset and Vine in Hollywood. Shit is “upscale,” because when you’re buying tampons and condoms, you can also pick up sushi, fancy cheeses and frozen yogurt with toppings. Call me a GOOP-like snob, but I don’t think I could full my mouth with raw fish from the same place that sells butt suppositories. (“Bitch, don’t act like you haven’t put worse things in your mouth like a sushi-flavored suppository or suppository-flavored sushi.” – you “You bring up a valid point.” – me)
It was only a little over 10 years ago when Fergie used to get chased out of Walgreens by a security guard for trying to steal shit for meth money and now she’s at the grand opening of one. She’s come a long way. Fergie’s face has also come a long way too. It used to be straight out of Faces of Meth and now it’s straight out of Faces of Botox.
And speaking of Faces of Meth, click here to see some that will scare you to Jesus.