Saturday, December 1st 2012

Birthday Sluts

Charlene Tilton (54)
Chanel Iman (22)
Zoe Kravitz (24)
Janelle Monáe (27)
Jared Fogle (35)
Laura Ling (36)
Emily Mortimer (41)
Golden Brooks (42)
Sarah Silverman (42)
Nestor Carbonell (45)
Jeremy Northam (51)
Carol Alt (52)
Jane Turner (52)
Candace Bushnell (54)
Treat Williams (61)
Obba Babatundé (61)
Bette Midler (67)
John Densmore (68)
Woody Allen (77)

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TheBreakdown's picture

Happy Birthday to the Divine Miss M!

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Vern's picture

Yay Jack! Happy one-eyed old bastard day!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Scott in NYC's picture

Happy Birthday, Divine Bette. Impossibly egotistical and cold-hearted but an amazing singer.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

HB to Bathhouse Bette. Love her.

To the other poster - Yep, that's Barry Manilow on the piano. He was her accompanist when she first started out.

Mmmmm...Jeremy Northam. Handsome and talented. He was really good as the doomed Thomas Moore on 'The Tudors'. HB to the gorgeous Carol Alt. She and Carole Bouquet were my favorite models when I was a little girl.
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PrettyHateMachine's picture

Happy Birthday Jack and Sonne! Try not to get into too much trouble today ;)

salacious's picture

Jacko, is it true? HB you old manwhore, keep on cracking us on for many more years bud!

HB to the talented Jeremy Northam, a completely underrated as an actor and singer. I remember watching him on Gosford Park playing Ivor Novello and thinking that he had a great singing voice. How come he's not a bigger star?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YaXx6TnaKE

HB to Bette and Woody. Yeah I know he fucked up with Soon Yi. I still like his movies though.

mefunigirl's picture

Happy Birthday Jack and Sonne!

and Bette!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Twatty, Northam is the hotness! mmm mmm Haven't seen him in a while. Possession also had Aaron Eckhart, lol Aaron and Jeremy need to play more cads in movies, don't you think? haha

*waves* Happy weekend! ;D

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jack-n-the-hat

happy birthday, brat ;)

Twat Muffin's picture

HB Jack & Sonne!!!

Within & GG -- OMG, I forget sometimes that I'm also madly in love with Jeremy Northam. That man is gorgeous!!! You should check out the movie "Possession." Unfortunately, Goopy is in that movie, too, but he's absolutely beautiful & heartbreaking in it.

Sort of a HB to Woody Allen. I love his body of work, but I still think he's a creep. Soon-Yi makes my skin crawl, and I think he lost it when he started casting pig snouted ScarHo in his movies (probably because he was fucking her).

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Esteem's picture

Happy birthday Jack and Sonne. ;-)

HD to the fabulous Ms Midler as well.

LaChaylo's picture

Jacko! Happy birthday!!

*gets in line to wiggle bewbies *

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Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 3:17pm
Agree! Read it last night. It takes less than an hour and alot of stuff---we already have seen from MK. Not re-upping this subscription.
Not worth the money IMO

JACK, I hope you get to see your Mom, Dad, Lil G today and then tonight--hope GF is extra special good to you:)

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy BD jack and sonne! May all your wishes, no matter how perverted, come true today.

As usual, all the worthwhile slutz on this list are over 50. John Densmore was the drummer for the Doors, in case you younger hoors were wondering.

*cranks up Light My Fire*

Tyroan's picture

HBDs to Woody, Sarah Silverman, and Janelle Monáe!

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Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 3:17pm.

Ha December is here!

I love how interesting People Magazine use to be. It actually had book excepts like other magazines and interviewed interesting people. Now it's just a celebrity rag.
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Agree re People. The piece on Truman Capote caught my eye immediately.

*off to find my copy of In Cold Blood*

HB Jack and Sonne!

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB Jeremy (yum), Bette and all the other sluts today!

Best birthday wishes for Jack and Sonne. Have a happy one ALL DAY with LOTS of whipped cream, lol *throws confetti everywhere*

Happy Saturday, wow last month of 2012!! ;p

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Thanks, everybody!! started the day off with a heart healthy breakfast of beer and bacon... it can only get better.

Happy birthday, sonne... it's an honor to share this day with you. *tips hat*

Don't forget to contribute!!!

www.tittypics4jack@spankbank.com

Foxxy - thanks, love that damn song!!!

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literarylioness's picture

Ha December is here!

I love how interesting People Magazine use to be. It actually had book excepts like other magazines and interviewed interesting people. Now it's just a celebrity rag.

Happy B.Day Jack!

Anita Bidet's picture

laura ling is a celebrity?

little_rascal's picture

Submitted by sonne on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 1:10pm.

Happy birthday, sonne!

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Bigbendy's picture

Jacko, happy birthday. May ALL of you dirty wishes come true. ;-)

Dion flowerboy's picture

HB to the least annoying Door, John Densmore.

Sweetas's picture

HB to the fabulous Ms. Midler, and our very own sonne and jackinourcrack!! Rum cake and champagne for everybody!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKO ♥♥!!!

*willy squeezes*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONNE <3 Have a good one.

Happiest of birfdays to Jacko and Sonne, as well!

*twirls pasties* Boy! The puppies are getting a workout today!

Happy birthday, Bette!!! *flashes glorious chichis*

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harperharper's picture

Jaco pastorius another victim of the idiocy of florida

suckandfuck's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!!!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

a very special Happy Birthday to Jack -- one of the few people i "know" who deserves bagpipes on his birthday, and i don't award this song often. bang yo heads and stomp yo feet for Jack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1iR2Wi3u5o

*hopes Jack has no Katt Wms moments this weekend*

HB Sonne -- enjoy your day! HB to those other now completely irrelevant people on MK's list too.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

can be a pushy broad's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONNE. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.
A little tune for you. Hope you like Christmas music:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y5CM0zYbCw

Mani6's picture

HB to jack-in-the-hat! Oops! Sonne too! Have an awesome day!

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Mani6's picture

Charlene sounds like such a great Southern name, although she was born in Cali. HB to Charlene!

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soulks's picture

G'Afternoon almost DListers! HB Woody, Charlene, Sarah,Bette, Treat and Zoe

1st Woody- "Play It Again Sam" then "Sleeper"

"Allan: You were fantastic last night in bed.
Linda: Oh, thanks.
Allan: How do you feel now?
Linda: I think the Pepto Bismol helped."

HappyHappyB to all born on 12.1! 8)

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WinterOwl22's picture

For Jack and Sonne: 

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

WinterOwl22's picture

Happy Birthday Sonne!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

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HB to Sarah Silverman!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/01/2012 - 1:15pm.
Awesome clip of Bette Midler performing a Janis Ian song in a gay bar in NYC in September of 1971:
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that's great - glad somebody had a camera! that was barry manilow on piano, i think.

RIP to Jaco Pastorius - today is his birthday, too.
http://youtu.be/gtHbxsdExlE

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Happy birthday to Jack-in-the-hat!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Lutrelle's picture

Happy birthday golden brooks. My "girlfriend". There through thick and thin

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And HB sonne!

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Ermahgerd, I forgot Janelle Monae! She's farkin awesome.

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Oh and HB Mr. In the Hat, and the little sis Jennifer!

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Janelle Monae - happy birthday!
http://youtu.be/CjqBSwkWM-c

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Aw, Lucy Ewing! Loved that sassy lil' mofo. HB Charlene!

HB St. Bette!

HB Sarah Silverman! Your shit can be a troublesome mixed bag, but the brilliance is worth it. Also one of the best twitter feeds ever.

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Happy 43rd to my little sister Jennifer! and most of the other sluts!

mike's picture

Awesome clip of Bette Midler performing a Janis Ian song in a gay bar in NYC in September of 1971:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akzSSQ2UcY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Happy Birthday Sarah Silverman (Gorgeous skin - I've seen her in person) and Emily Mortimer!

Happy Birthday jack!!!