Night Crumbs
Jessica Simpson’s daughter has already mastered the “step off ” glare and it’s going to come in handy for when she’s a big sister – Popsugar
Katie Holmes is wearing the fanciest bib I’ve ever seen – Lainey Gossip
Thanks to the crazy pro-Romney and anti-gay marriage letter she wrote, Jane Pitt is finally getting an Angie-less Christmas this year – Celebitchy
How did Katie Price not immediately burst into flames from the side-eye and pout the bronzed unicorn on the right is throwing? – Hollywood Tuna
Is a Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone sex scene a straight dude and lesbian’s wet dream or wet nightmare come to life? – The Superficial
The only thing I got from the trailer for the second season of Girls is that during my ravers days I had that same yellow tank top Lena Dunham is wearing. I hate how the Internet makes you admit shit you wished you forgot about – Towleroad
Oh, how I wish this was Evan Longoria in lingerie instead – Drunken Stepfather
TWIST! Today’s episode of “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” won’t be seen so that we can bring you a very special episode of “Hilary Duff Walks AWAY From Her Car” – Popoholic
Jessica Biel is probably going to be a serial killer when she grows up – IDLYITW
Is #19 wearing panties made of pubes? I still would – The Berry
And somewhere in her prenup, I’m sure Miley Cyrus will state that she’s willing to give up full custody of Billy Ray Cyrus – ICYDK
To think, only a few years ago this headline would’ve read: Sienna Miller – I Would Wreck A Marriage Every Day! – Just Jared
Um, I’ve been sending Christmas card farts for years – OMG Blog
Even the side-eyes come in bulk at Costco – Crunk + Disorderly
Are we sure this isn’t Jenelle from Teen Mom? – Hollywood Rag
Something to hold you over until the Honey Boo Boo Christmas Special – Cityrag
Even Isla Fisher is embarrassed by Sacha Baron Cohen – I’m Not Obsessed
Cut to 9 months later when Wonky McValtrex gives birth to a lazy-eyed troll wearing a diamond grill – Celebslam
The legendary butter dance gets the Adele treatment – Videogum