Night Crumbs

November 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson’s daughter has already mastered the “step off ” glare and it’s going to come in handy for when she’s a big sister - Popsugar

Katie Holmes is wearing the fanciest bib I’ve ever seen – Lainey Gossip

Thanks to the crazy pro-Romney and anti-gay marriage letter she wrote, Jane Pitt is finally getting an Angie-less Christmas this year – Celebitchy

How did Katie Price not immediately burst into flames from the side-eye and pout the bronzed unicorn on the right is throwing? – Hollywood Tuna 

Is a Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone sex scene a straight dude and lesbian’s wet dream or wet nightmare come to life? – The Superficial 

The only thing I got from the trailer for the second season of Girls is that during my ravers days I had that same yellow tank top Lena Dunham is wearing. I hate how the Internet makes you admit shit you wished you forgot about – Towleroad

Oh, how I wish this was Evan Longoria in lingerie instead – Drunken Stepfather

TWIST! Today’s episode of “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” won’t be seen so that we can bring you a very special episode of “Hilary Duff Walks AWAY From Her Car” – Popoholic

Jessica Biel is probably going to be a serial killer when she grows up – IDLYITW

Is #19 wearing panties made of pubes? I still would – The Berry 

And somewhere in her prenup, I’m sure Miley Cyrus will state that she’s willing to give up full custody of Billy Ray CyrusICYDK

To think, only a few years ago this headline would’ve read: Sienna Miller – I Would Wreck A Marriage Every Day! – Just Jared 

Um, I’ve been sending Christmas card farts for years – OMG Blog 

Even the side-eyes come in bulk at Costco - Crunk + Disorderly

Are we sure this isn’t Jenelle from Teen Mom? – Hollywood Rag

Something to hold you over until the Honey Boo Boo Christmas SpecialCityrag

Even Isla Fisher is embarrassed by Sacha Baron CohenI’m Not Obsessed

Cut to 9 months later when Wonky McValtrex gives birth to a lazy-eyed troll wearing a diamond grill – Celebslam

The legendary butter dance gets the Adele treatment – Videogum



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