My Thoughts Exactly, Girl In Red, My Thoughts Exactly

November 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Poor girl left her house for a milkshake, she didn’t leave her house for a Kartrashian. That’s a face that clearly says, “I lost my appetite.” I feel your pain, girl.

Kim Kardashian is used to swallowing a thick, creamy load for a dollar, so she was the obvious choice to open the newest Millions of Milkshakes in Kuwait. The future United Nations Goodwill Ambassador isn’t only in the Middle East to pimp out milkshakes, she’s also there to learn more about the Israel-Palestine conflict. To which I say:

And “Not Here For This” girl’s reaction is also my reaction to the Gosselin milkshake, the Lindsay Lohan milkshake and Kim’s dress. Kim looks straight out of a 90s remake of Tron. If Kanye is trying to stop the rumors that he likes to lick peen by dressing Kim like shit, it’s working. He can stop now.

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