Florida Won’t Let Christian Slater Be Great

November 30, 2012 / Posted by:

It took Christian Slater 4 hours of waiting to vote on Election Day, but he voted in Miami. Christian gave himself a pat on the taint for being a responsible American and all that. But then a few weeks later, The Miami-Dade County canvassing board let a bitch know that masturbating with a banana peel for 4 hours would’ve been a better use of his time than standing in the voting line for 4 hours, because his vote didn’t count. Christian’s signature didn’t match the signature they have on file, so they put an X over his votes. Yes, they did Christian Slater like that.

Christian tweeted a picture of the letter today. And here’s the tweets about his Voting Day Drama on November 6th:

Every vote count…except for Christian Slater’s. I know, I know, this is BREAKING NEWS and yet another nugget for our overflowing “Florida” file. But I brought it up, because I really feel that from now on we should refer to Christian Slater as “Christina D. Slater.” It has a much better ring to it. Saying “Christina D. Slater” makes me lift my shoulders while winking.

Source: Buzzfeed via HuffPo

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