Florida Won't Let Christian Slater Be Great
It took Christian Slater 4 hours of waiting to vote on Election Day, but he voted in Miami. Christian gave himself a pat on the taint for being a responsible American and all that. But then a few weeks later, The Miami-Dade County canvassing board let a bitch know that masturbating with a banana peel for 4 hours would've been a better use of his time than standing in the voting line for 4 hours, because his vote didn't count. Christian's signature didn't match the signature they have on file, so they put an X over his votes. Yes, they did Christian Slater like that.
Christian tweeted a picture of the letter today. And here's the tweets about his Voting Day Drama on November 6th:
Every vote count...except for Christian Slater's. I know, I know, this is BREAKING NEWS and yet another nugget for our overflowing "Florida" file. But I brought it up, because I really feel that from now on we should refer to Christian Slater as "Christina D. Slater." It has a much better ring to it. Saying "Christina D. Slater" makes me lift my shoulders while winking.
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Me too mike: he's cultivated the Nicholson brow and growl.
I've always disliked this fucker, mostly because of that bad Jack Nicholson impression he uses as his normal speaking voice.
HAHAHA! Just checked out his twitter. He said that the paps were swarming while he was walking his dog this morning, but ignored him. So he checked it out and it was because it was a Kardashian.
"I crossed the street"
Sorry, but JD will always have a place in my heart;)
(as will Happy Harry Hard-on)
I don't think it's any coincidence that Florida looks like a giant penis.
Well, if they were expecting CHRISTINA D SLATER and they got CHRISTIAN SLATER, there you go. Somebody's got it fucked up. Gee, the government fucking something up? No! Just wait until they run the healthcare...
I remember a Beavis and Butthead skit that went:
"Hey look it's that Christian Slater dude"
"Christians? Later dude"
Was Robin Williams the only celeb who voted by mail? All these fame whores voting is stupid! Most people vote by mail now. Heck it will be online now soon any way.
Florida is all about the fuckery.
I can't believe people thought this corny fuck was hot in the 90s. Thank goodness I never did. My best friend had a picture of him on her wall, blech. Winona Ryder was jumping on that dick! And even Christy Turlington was doing some home-wrecking, snagging him from his long term girlfriend. And now he can't even vote in Florida. Damn.
Ya, those democrats will do anything they can to suppress the Christian vote.
Thank you so much for that link to Christian Slater's Twitter, MK. I have spent 5 minutes looking through his photos on twitter, and I am completely refreshed from a douching of sparkly pink unicorn glitter--I never noticed it before. But this man is tremendously gay.
Is she the chick from married with children?
@soulfly16
Methinks that someone is trying to establish residency/domicile in the state of Florida for tax reasons.
Countdown to a Nicolas cage style IRS meltdown begins in 5432....
That photo of him looks like a claymation model.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Only in America do people have to wait on line for hours to vote.
I cannot even begin to sum up the retardedness of the voting system in this country.
I find it more odd that people actually read his "tweets."
Miami
Miami
You've got style....
Is the Burt Reynold's Dinner Theater still in business? It's where the Girls saw Ruth Buzzi as "Evita". Maybe Christina had an engagement to play Che last month.
Is he still doing that tired Jack Nicholson schtick?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Another, adult child longing to belong. Voting? Who cares if I haven't voted in so many years my signature is unrecognizable! Not my fault!
Is she ac slater cousin?
Why is he giving us a blow-by-blow (no pun intended) of his activities? Loser.
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Drunks as skunks
Just give me my official Florida Bath Salts and be done with this "voting" foolery. Humph
Now let me eat ya face
@Lucifer Sam. Love it, and if ur name is a Supernatural reference I love it even more.
"Florida won't let Christian Slater be great".. Neither will reality. I had completely forgot he ever existed.
Missing half a days wage? I believe federal law mandates PTO to go vote, so unless you work for someone breaking the law, were not on the schedule to work, our don't work at all, you didn't lose a days wages. Thanks for playing.
Already see that before. Moncler Jackets
That's just sad...!
So who are all the FL & Miami ho's here? This place is a big bag of crazy. Some things you get used to - English being a second language, and other things you don't - the blatant Shameless corruption. That said, the Cuban coffee is the Best in the US and I love the Navarro drugstore chain!!! :)
I love Florida. They always bring out the crazies. And I take my son to Disney for one week every summer. He's going to grow out of it soon but the look on his face when we get to the first park is priceless.
Poor guy must be really upset about this, if he's willing to out himself as a Florida resident.
Who the fuck is this.
Everybody down there is on bath salts.
The story was spread around FL before voting that if your absentee ballot signature did not match your original signature then your vote would be voided.
Figuring that this would be an excuse for nefarious sources to do some shifty business many people chose to vote in person rather than cast absentee votes.
Florida is truly a banana republic.
Most people wouldn't believe half if the shady s--t that goes on down here.
Florida voting system is fucked for sure, but i'm somewhat impressed that they sent him a letter letting him know about this.
lmfao @ Sams Mom. never can be said enough.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Me thinks that Slater tweeting this shit for the interwebs is a bit immature.
Drugs are too rampant in Florida, nightclubs open too long, heat and humidity are relentless, basically Florida rules!!
You see, if his names had matched then so would his signatures but now he is all disenfranchised I would like to call him Christina D.
Did his wig blow off?
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 10:44pm.
Florida voided his vote and changed his sex all in the same letter. How rude!
LOL! I mixed him up at first with Christian Bale and was hoping for an f-bomb tirade.
Christian Slater is still around?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Slater's forehead has that Glade Scented Candle sheen from the over-prick of the Botox needle. He crinkled it up during his Jack Nicholson, Jr. phase and now it magically looks like sheetrock.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 10:30pm.
Florida needs to update their voting system. It has been a bone of contention for a long time.
If by referring to the privileged few people are referring to the wealthy, then people need an education because:
According to IRS 2007 data, the richest 1% of Americans earned 22% of national personal income but paid 40% of all personal income taxes. The top 5% earned 37% and paid 61% of personal income tax. The top 10% earned 48% and paid 71% of all personal income taxes. The bottom 50% earned 12% of personal income but paid just 3% of income tax revenues.
So all those citizens who rely on government assistance because of the horrible economy, unfortunate life circumstances, financial irresponsibility, laziness, generational welfare, the illegals, the elderly or the sick have the "privilege few" to thank.
Enjoy your ride now and thank a rich person the next time you see one because they are all that is keeping the government afloat. This train is not going to run forever because the money is running out.".
Great on topic comment. Thanks for sharing your opinion. Dick.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Florida voided his vote and changed his sex all in the same letter. How rude!
Florida needs to update their voting system. It has been a bone of contention for a long time.
If by referring to the privileged few people are referring to the wealthy, then people need an education because:
According to IRS 2007 data, the richest 1% of Americans earned 22% of national personal income but paid 40% of all personal income taxes. The top 5% earned 37% and paid 61% of personal income tax. The top 10% earned 48% and paid 71% of all personal income taxes. The bottom 50% earned 12% of personal income but paid just 3% of income tax revenues.
So all those citizens who rely on government assistance because of the horrible economy, unfortunate life circumstances, financial irresponsibility, laziness, generational welfare, the illegals, the elderly or the sick have the "privilege few" to thank.
Enjoy your ride now and thank a rich person the next time you see one because they are all that is keeping the government afloat. This train is not going to run forever because the money is running out.
Correction: Florida won't let *anyone* be great.
It's Florida. Do you really expect anything better?
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Wah wah wah, a 1%er is upset cuz he spent time in line for nothing. So did the rest of us, dude, and we don't have enough money to spare the time.
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 10:10pm.
Think Spain would take it back?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Well what do you expect it's Florida, that place has really gone down the shithole recently, I think it has something to do with Disneyworld, The water and bathsalts. Time to cut it off and let it disappear into the Bermuda Triangle.
He's lying. Florida does not have same day registration. By law you have to register 29 days before an election.
Bitch, that's too bad. It's not like you were missing half a day's wages like most poor slobs who were exercising their rights and civic duty. Shut the hell up. What the fuxk are you doing voting in Florida anyway? Shouldn't you be in LA or NYC?
(sorry, I'm pissed at the privileged few complaining. Also, my ex-BF grew up with him on the Upper West Side and said he's a spoiled shit.)
The letter is addressed to Christina D. Slater, hahaha!
Whoohoo, MK has a brand-new tag, "Florida". My state is famous! :P
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.