Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This actor is B- list or even C+ list but almost everyone knows who he is because of who he has dated. He has tried to date women but it just is not satisfying for him or the women. He generally finds one woman he can be great friends with and makes it last and last. There are no short term things. When you talk to him there is a lot of bitterness about his past and people he feels took advantage of him and his sexual preferences. He says his relationship with this A list all movie actor was instant and "torrid." Whenever they could find a moment they were all over each other. He says the A lister told him it was the first time he seriously considered coming out and that he was falling in love with our C lister.
For months they were inseparable. The A lister then introduced the C lister to another A lister all movie who also was struggling with his own sexual preferences but was equally attracted to men and women but took an instant liking to our C lister and started having sex with him on a regular basis, but only when the A lister was out of LA and could be more private. Both of the A listers were using the C lister on a regular basis and the first A lister continued to profess his love for the C lister and said that he was going to help the C lister with his career and to just stick with him. As part of the help though, he needed the C lister to stay in the background and soon they would be together.
So, the C lister did not work as much as he could have and for several years did not have any work because his job was to keep his A lister happy. Then one day, the A lister said that there were too many rumors about the pair and the A lister was leaving and that the C lister was never to call him again and gave him a check for $100K. Our C lister had been cruising to B list or A list status and now had no prospects and had given up because of promises made. It took him a year before he could get work again and now he never misses the opportunity to talk about how they used him. (CDAN)
Today seems like as good of a day as any for the short comeback of the "Austin Nicholas and Jakey Gyllenhaal are licking each other's asses" rumor, so that's my guess. Austin Nicholas for the C-lister? Jake Gyllenhaal for the first A-lister? And I have no clue who the second A-lister could be. Who has Taylor Swift "dated" recently?
This Real Housewife has had sex with so many guys that she is one degree of separation away from every other version of the show except New Jersey,. She slept with a guy who has slept with a woman on Beverly Hills. She has slept with a guy who has slept with a woman in New York. She has slept with a guy who has slept with a woman in Orange County and has done the same in Atlanta and Miami. Only New Jersey has somehow managed to escape her attempt to be the sexual Kevin Bacon of Real Housewives. (CDAN)
La Bruja from The Real Housewives of Miami, obviously. No man can resist her black magic goodness. Or it could be Brandi from RHoBH or Joanna "Super Whore" Krupa (copyright: Adriana) from RHoMiami.
This female B list host of an A list very hit reality show has found her new conquest. A very married A list politician. (CDAN)
Padma Lakshmi from Top Chef and Chris Christie?
What A+ list all movie actress is finally getting a chance to explore with women which is something she has always wanted to do. While on the set she met someone who changed her life and the pair have continued to explore, although not as much as they did while filming. The actress is not going to leave her significant other for the woman, although he has said that he feels threatened by this new version of the actress. He does say she is nicer than she has ever been before. (CDAN)
Please tell me it's Halle Berry!
Which celebrity left his girlfriend shocked when she found he had attached sex toys to their toilet? (The People via Blind Gossip)
Instead of using my brain to guess the answer for this blind item, I'm going to use it to sketch the prototype for a dildo toilet seat.
This famous actor has always come across as a good guy, a good husband, and a good father. It’s hard to imagine him as anything but a good guy. Well, we have a little story that may dispel that notion.
When he was married to this famous actress, he was not exactly faithful. When he traveled on business, he liked to pick up random women.
He would go to a local bar, check out the women, and select one for the evening. His woman of choice usually looked like Brigitte Nielsen in her prime: six feet tall, with short, blonde hair. Basically, someone who looked exactly the opposite of his wife.
When he took the girl back to his hotel room, he never wanted to have regular intercourse. It was all backdoor action for him. No, the fact that he was married with children at the time didn’t seem to be a factor at all in his decision to have unprotected sex with a random stranger.
Both he and his ex-wife have moved on, but we do wonder if she knew about his constant cheating. We also wonder if he cheats on his current wife. Why? Because she doesn’t look like Brigitte Nielsen either! (Blind Gossip)
Bruce Willis? And now everyone on the set of The Expendables 2 knows why Dolph Lundgren's trailer rocked hard every time Bruce Willis came by for some afternoon tea.
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Definitely think the Alister is Jake and the Clister is Austin.
To be fair, if he was using a woman as a beard, without her knowledge, then he was also being a USER. Maybe it was a professional bearding thing, but if it wasn't, then he reaped what he sowed.
Julia's still beautiful, but she is so annoying I can't stand her.
I think the blinds are written in code.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
UGH, CDAN...
Impossible to read.
Sal, I have to respectfully disagree with your definition of "A-list". If it were merely about "hit movies", the list would be pretty short or have names that fell off the public radar long ago. Jake's name attached to a project can get the movie made, he's a major star, both desired, admired, and well-known both in and out of the industry.
#1- A listers are labeled as such because they are in hit movies, so that automatically rules JG out.
I thought he was Toothy Tile at first, but that was a few weeks before Brokeboack Mountain came out. I personally think that he's one of the few actors these days whose career choice of a gay character has affected his public persona. Maybe if he acted more Alpha male like McConogay does in real life, he would've put those rumors to rest a long time ago.
bill fucking clinton strikes again.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
The first blind is so damn vague.
"Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:48pm.
Uh, that would be the shock to end all shocks. That is one man deeply in love with his wife, you can see it in the way that he looks at her and talks about her--she's not just some lady he's married to, he RESPECTS her. Also, that's beyond A-list, that would be in every tabloid, not CDAN.
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THANK YOU. What rubbish. It's not only clear that he's in love w. her, but half the time he looks at her like he wants to jump her then and there.
I can't handle the CDAN "blinds". It's like the War and Peace of the gossip world, just as long and just as fictitious. zzzzzzzzzzz He needs to add Cliff Notes or somefrin.
How about whomever hosts Dancing with the Hasbeens now (I don't watch it) and some pol who has been on there? Tom DeLay? lol
Don't know who the cheater is. Richard Gere came to mind as the "really nice guy" and "good dad", at first. And he was married to two dark-haired ladies (who would be the opposite of Nordic-looking Brigitte), but idk...it says the first one was an actress. Cindy was a model. I think the Brigitte mention is a clue.
Plus i know people who are related to Richard...idk...never got the vibe that he was shady.
Seriously everything written on CDAN is a pile of nothing.. the blinds are very generic and can be about any celebrity.. rarely any real hints.. and im convinced the blinds are just made up entirely.. never really about anyone.
The other A lister was Toby McGuire. They met when Jake and Toby were in Brothers.
Bossy....uh sorry to pop your balloon but the prez is gay.
Chris Christie's main love is a good cheeseburger
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 7:01pm.
Very A-list politician sounds like the Prez. You can't get more A-list in that profession here
Uh, that would be the shock to end all shocks. That is one man deeply in love with his wife, you can see it in the way that he looks at her and talks about her--she's not just some lady he's married to, he RESPECTS her. Also, that's beyond A-list, that would be in every tabloid, not CDAN.
bradley whatshisname, the one rene zellwigger bearded for, that may be the other "a-blister".
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I didn't know the connection either. I was sure Jake was Toothy, but never questioned why that particular code name. I just entered Jake and "tooth" into Google and viola! Did you see my earlier entry about "Grey Goose"?
Yes, I should have corrected that Jake just chipped the tooth, not lost.
Submitted by Webberbear on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:09pm.
Joe, Jake lost a tooth on the set of "Jarhead" in 2005. They even wrote a "manly" story about how he got so upset about the loss, he randomly beat a dude up over it! Ted started writing about "Toothy" in 2005.
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Ouuuuu! You're good! I didn't know that.
I always thought Jakey took method acting to a new level in Brokeback.
Srsly though. Heath Ledger and Jake? What's not to like?
ETA: I just read the link you posted. Hahahahahaha! He 'couldn't stop hitting the guy who chipped his tooth'? Why does that now sound so unbelievably ghey? *picturing furious bitch slapping & hissing*
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Joe, Jake lost a tooth on the set of "Jarhead" in 2005. They even wrote a "manly" story about how he got so upset about the loss, he beat a co-star up over it!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2005/11/04/jake_gyllenhaal_beats...
Ted started writing about "Toothy" in 2005.
ETA The tooth article
Submitted by Webberbear on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:03pm.
Ted Casablanca will tell you if your guess on a blind item is wrong. He has written that it is not James Franco:
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What is the significance of the name 'Toothy Tile'? I could never figure out if there was some hidden clue in that name.
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Ted Casablanca will tell you if your guess on a blind item is wrong. He has written that it is not James Franco:
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2007/11/people-ted-casablancas-has-excl...
And here is the original question posed in 2008 (Fourth letter down to Ted):
http://waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot.com/2008/09/toothy-tile-forever.h...
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 7:43pm
I DO think he is.
I'm gonna need some drawings and graphs to figure out these blinds. *blank*
I've always thought Toothy Tile was James Franco. He's rarely linked to anyone, and I could see him being on the DL.
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Douchechill!
apropros of nothing, but does anyone else see an invisible bong in Jake's delicate embrace?
or is it just me?
*blame it on the juice fast*
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God don't like ugly.
Ted couldn't exactly give someone an easily deciphered nickname. I believe Ted started writing about Toothy in 2005. Jake chipped a tooth on the set of "Jarhead" in 2005. Jake Gyllenhaal = Toothy Tile
I think the Jakey Poo rumors persist because he hasn't had a gf (at least not a high profile one) since Kirsten Dunst. And then, after they broke up, she said in some interview that she basically had a hard time getting him to want to have sex with her snaggly tooth ass, which she quickly recanted. Surprise, I know. But I do like her as an actress. Anyway, I think that ppl find it odd that a heartrob like him would be unattached? And Taylor Swift doesn't count.
I used to take John Casablancas gossip as gospel until the Twilight shit started and he shoved the whole Pattinson/Stewart shit down everyone's throats and tried to make everyone believe they were in a real relationship. Then, I started questioning everything he wrote!
He dated Reese for about two years, too--and she's much more famous than Kiki.
Oh, right. I forgot. But that relationship seemed staged, too. Like coffee dates, etc. Then, they break up and 2 seconds later she's engaged to her now hubby. It was all very...interesting. the timing, I mean.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 7:22pm.
I'm not sure why the name "Toothy Tile" was assigned to Jake either. I mean, what does it refer to? It's not like he's known for his teeth.
With Tammy, you can actually understand the "toothy part."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
For A+ actress discovering women, I had an idea when I saw pics of Julia Roberts holding hands with some actress type on Lainey today.
For many years, Ted Casablanca has written about Toothy Tile (most agree it has to be Jake). He's also spoken of Toothy Tile's "secret relationship" with Grey Goose and how they employ female beards. Someone on another site once pointed out that Grey Goose is a thinly veiled reference to a similarly named beverage, "Wild Turkey"...and the distiller of Wild Turkey? Austin Nichols
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/WildTurkeyBottl...
Second A-lister - Jeremy Renner?
CashewTime - I didn't think that Bruce was a family guy, either. My brother saw him walking around, hitting on women when he was shooting The 6th Sense here locally. But to ppl that don't keep up w/gossip, I could see them being surprised.
I think he fits the BI 'cause both Demi & his new wife are brunettes. Oh, and don't forget the red carpet events he'd attend as the 3rd wheel w/ Demi & Asston. That could've been interpreted as a good, family guy thing to do.
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 6:57pm.
Most of the blind items about Jake (especially the very famous "toothy tile" blinds) have usually implied Jakey-poo is bisexual and that if he ever came out that he would come out as bi...not gay.
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i always thought toothy tile was tom cruise. maybe i didnt pay enough attention. i miss ted's blinds!
and gay, straight bi whatever i loves me some jakey.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
At this point, who even knows if Gyllenhaal is gay? I honestly don't care, and CDAN's elaborate BIs seem to be sorta copied from other previous rumors.
Don't watch RH, so no idea who is a raging slut.
The toilet-dildo one…. honestly, how are we supposed to guess? Hmm, a male celebrity… with a girlfriend… and a toilet. Yeah thanks, that narrows it down substantially.
What's the point of a BI if you can't guess it?
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 7:01pm.
Yeah, the prez is probably the only "very A-list" politician there is at the mo. And after winning the election, he probably feels free to do whatever the hell he wants.
Plus he's got a big boner for all things celebrity (talk shows?!)… yeah, an affair with one is pretty much standard.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 6:43pm.
I don't.
*shrug*
Tom Hanks! Tom Hanks for the win on the last one!!!
*descends into Hell*
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It's been a while since MK has posted BI. If Jake is gay, he needs to come out. Who would really be all that upset? Very A-list politician sounds like the Prez. You can't get more A-list in that profession here. Good guy husband: Will Arnett?
The first one is a case of CDAN constructing an elaborate blind around a known gossip item. That's his specialty.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 6:43pm.
Am I the only one who is still not convinced that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay?
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Most of the blind items about Jake (especially the very famous "toothy tile" blinds) have usually implied Jakey-poo is bisexual and that if he ever came out that he would come out as bi...not gay.
LOL at the Padma and Chris Christie one.
She's beautiful, but I can't stand her. She has the same rabbity thing about her face that Julianne Moore does.
For A+ actress who discovered she likes the ladeeeees. There are very few actresses who can claim that + next to A. But lookie what I just found on Lainey: http://www.laineygossip.com/Julia-Roberts-Julianne-Nicholson-Ewan-McGreg...
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 6:44pm.
Cdan writes like someone who likes to hear himself talk.
It's called editing. Learn it, use it.
hahaha. True, but he's not alone in that. (Another such discursive writer is Lainey.)
Ugh. It's really hard for me to follow CDAN. Reading his blinds make me fee as though I have ADD. Anyway, I think that the Real housewife blind is Sonja Morgan.
Cdan writes like someone who likes to hear himself talk.
It's called editing. Learn it, use it.
Am I the only one who is still not convinced that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay? He doesn't seem all that wrapped up in his "heartthrob" image. Plus, what has he been in lately? IF he's gay, I don't see why he'd continue to stay in the closet.
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Douchechill!
Bruce Willis had the reputation for being a nice family guy?? I didn't think that at all. And lmao at Chris Christie and Padma Lakshmi lol.
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Padma wants Mitt Romney's old Mormon dick!!
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Douchechill!
Cdan writes like someone who likes to hear himself talk.
It's called editing. Learn it, use it.
I can't make sense of any of this. Sex toys attached to a terlit? Wot? How? Why?
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