Open Post: Hosted By Michelle Obama's Healthier Lollipop
The children of military families were probably really excited about filling their mouths with delicious drops of pure sugar at the unveiling of the White House Christmas decorations yesterday, and then Michelle Obama killed their dreams when she came out with a tray of tea and honey lollipops. Tea and honey lollipops. That's like sucking on an old Celestial Seasonings teabag. This is worse than my mom serving us whole wheat cinnamon and no sugar toast for dessert. This is even worse than Natalie Portman not serving cake at her wedding.
As if a tea and honey lollipop isn't gross on its own, Michelle Obama had to make it grosser by decorating it with sugar icing (not that gross), candied carrot curls and fruits and other vegetables. Is that celery on there? That lollipop looks like something found in a compost pile. It looks a beef stew pop.
I know Michelle Obama wants us all to be healthy and eat from the earth and stuff, but this is going too far. Besides, this isn't even healthy. This is how I know:
I would have to eat least 12 preservative-filled corn syrup lollipops before I barfed.
I would have to eat only 1/10th of Michelle Obama's tea and carrot lollipop before I barfed.
See, the facts don't lie. I was always told to listen to my body and my body doesn't want a tea and carrot lollipop.
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Bango's dick flash update...
Neighbor called in to work this morning with a bad case of the voms.
We've all been experimenting with infusing vodka, and I think it got out of hand for her. Shit goes down way too smooth.
I'm guessing that she didn't see my peen, won't remember, or will be all around too embarrassed to make it a carpool topic of chat.
And hell, if she does, it's just a peen.
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Foxxy & GG, I googled Laura cause I always wondered what her husband did for a living and he was an architect but he just died in September!
They mentioned the fact that they had 6 kids too, I forgot she was preggo on the show.
http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/architect-peter-shelton-dies-at-67_b2...
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I've been trying to change my avie all day with no luck. Anybody else having problems lately?
*crickets*
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:56pm.
Neighbor came to the door, she'd locked herself out of the house and appeared quite drunk, slurringly asking for her spare key, and to keep it hush-hush, because she works for my wife and was supposed to have the afternoon off for a doctors appointment out of town...
I'd just gotten out of the shower, was dressed in nothing but boxers and a tank when the doorbell rang, and after shutting the door realized the head of my dick was poking out my fly...
The question now is, does my penis exposure become office talk, or was it missed completely, or do we have an understanding of no drunky talk/ no penis talk.
Fuckin' conundrum.
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LMFAO! Oh Bango I wish I lived on your block...
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Night folks!
Bango Skank - The story of your Kraken is hilarious!!
Hopefully, she was too drunk to make it out!
Man, I dunno what has been going on in my neighbourhood these past few nights, but there are police sirens going all night long!
Night Within!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Awesomeness all around guys.
Have a great night! ≈❀
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Cashew, I don't know. There's a girl who has a deep voice but she is second BUT her voice is so high when she sings. She sings second but it just sounds brighter and higher, and she cant sing low!
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Cashew the links! *fans self*
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WO,
How come I have a deeper voice but I sing soprano? How does that work?
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Cashew, yes, choir helps a lot! I'm much better at harmonizing and I'm more vocally experimental now. Re my range, I took voice lessons so that I could hit higher notes. I can hit those very high Xtina Aguilera notes (think Beautiful) now but my voice isn't naturally high. My speaking voice is low like Scarlett Johnason so singing in the low range came easy. Im always jealous of girls who have a naturally high voice because mine doesn't have that. I've had to work hard to expand my range, but I did it, and you can too! ; )
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We need more cowbell!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/719364/
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Cashew, those are great boys in Ho Ho Ho outfits, lol
We need a Dlisted choir with you, Wowlie and everyone who can carry a tune. Plus there are many musicians and we even have a resident dj and a moo cow! ;p
♫ la la la la ♫
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I'm a high soprano, but I want to expand my lower range, though that might be a disastrous attempt. I just do choir at the local CC sometimes. Amazing how choir helped my voice more than anything, but I want to try private again. You have quite the range-impressive!
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Night GG!
Cashew, I do want one with a hat. : ). I googled and plenty came up!
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Cashew that's awesome! I'm currently a soprano in choir but I've also been an alto. I've been singing a lot of jazz recently but I also do pop/rock and a little contemporary classical (or whatever it's called). I can sing tenor too. : )
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Actually, this one's better:
http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/our-holiday-gift-to-you-hot-guys-i...
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
http://booksbycassandracarr.com/wordpress/?p=814
Merry Xmas ladies ;).
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Night night GG, *honks your red nose*
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Sweet dreams, GG.
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
I'm outtie people! See you all for the shinanygans that universe brings us tomorrow!
Sleep with the angels and dont let the bed bugs bite!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WO,
So you didn't want a cartoon owl with a Christmas hat? I just found a few lol. (I'm here to help until the Daily Show comes on).
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
WO,
I didn't know you were a singah...what kind?? I'm starting voice lessons again this spring. I don't know what kind I am-I just like to sing in the car, so thought I'd try it :).
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:17am.
Within, I know! I googled owls with Christmas hats earlier! ;)
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Talk about difficult searches, right up there with Owls in Christmas earrings, I reckon, lol
@Cashew, what a bummer. At least you were able to change it to something similar! ITA, no healthy sugar but brown sugar is nice, lightly sprinkled on anything. mmm
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Within, I know! I googled owls with Christmas hats earlier! ; )
Cashew, I'm good. I'm resting my voice cuz I did A LOT of singing today.
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Wowlie, I hadn't noticed that.
@GG, "Casa Gardener" lol, I gathered that! But we'd also get the best chili dogs and chocolate nachos whenever we wanted them, and beer, there'd be lots of beer. #Heaven. :)
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:12am.
Michelle Obama is channeling my mom.
--Lol, oh noes. That looks nasty, and it's full of sugar anyway. There is no "healthy" sugar, no matter what Whole Foods leads you to believe.
Hey Withy,
I just added a period...Windows 8 wouldn't capture my internet and I though my profile was messed up.
Hey GG,
I got this computer during the last days of Mercury Retrograde, go figure ;)
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
GG, lol. Actually a Mayan Christmas theme sounds awesome too! If I had the dedication to really go all out, I'd like to put a tree that was "damaged" by whatever was responsible for the end of the world!
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Michelle Obama is channeling my mom.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
WR, if you hung out at Casa Gardener, you'd realize we're all pressed off center!
Hiya CashewTime! Sorry the computer gods are against you tonight!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hi there Cashew, that's a great holiday movie.
Kevin!
*palms to the cheeks*
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ETA: you had to change the name?! Why? (nothing good can come of Windows 8)
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Haha, I have test posts up in previous pages on this thread. It was driving me nuts, and I had to change the name and everything. Windows 8 is a pain, btw. Wait to get it if you do.
How are you??
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Wowlie, your owl needs Christmas earrings, teeheehee *just kidding*
@GG, :O a Mayan in the Chocolate Factory!? Makes total sense.
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Oh hey Cashew! I thought you had left the D!
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Hi Withy, GG, whoever's awake!
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Hey Within! night Foxxy!
There names where in black. I saw DD's blacked out name over a week ago and Cashew's just an hour ago in a thread. I think it was the Gavin Rosdale thread.
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Hey Winter Owl,
I'm here! I've been posting but my posts didn't show. Been having trouble with a new computer/Windows 8.
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- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
FOxxy, we are in opposite posts tonight! Just left you a note in the Gabriel one!!!!!
Night night to ya!
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Nite Foxxy! Sweet dreams!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
If I get my ass in gear I can crank out an Oompa Loompa - the old timey ones not the Tim Burton one!
I will dress up like a Mayan - need to get feathers, and shake it till the cosmos cave in! *swigs champers*
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 1:54am.
Cashew posted here something somewhere today. DD was around before Thxgiving but i haven't seen her since.
nite all. they made me talk about legal procedure in the other post and now i'm sleepy. study (within!) or party hard and have a good night/day
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Owlie they come in once in a while. Diamond Dogs got a new job so she's busy.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, with oompa loopas and everything? Well, if it's the end, let it be in a chocolate fountain. Great idea! That's a full day's worth of fun!
@Wowlie, hi there! *waves* :p
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Hey what happened to CashewTime and DiamondDogs?? : (
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GG a Willy Wonka theme sounds fabulous!
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I kinda am ready WR. I just have to take the boxes of decorations out of the garage to make it "festive" around here. I am going for Willie Wonka this year.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Just noticed that her new eyebrows are significantly higher than the outline of her old eyebrow area. Makes the eyes look larger and more wide open?
GG, did you hear something? It's them creepy crawlies on that loolly calling to yoooooou! Eat meeee, Lol
You all set for the last month of the year GG? We got 21 days... Let's go all out!
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"curlie wurlies"???
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