Lindsay Lohan's Victim Just Wanted To Give Her A Psychic Reading, That's All!
Just like every part of Lindsay Lohan's life, her latest smack down saga just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Tiffany Mitchell, the chick who had to get a tetanus shot after Lindsay Lohan knuckled her in the face, tells TMZ that they didn't fight over Max from The Wanted, they fought over a psychic reading and a slur. I should've known that sooner or later this wreck of a story was going to give me an opportunity to make a God Warrior reference. SLYCICS!
Tiffany is supposedly a "prominent" palm reader and aura analyst who owns a few psychic salons in Florida. I should've known that sooner or later this wreck of a story would feature a cameo appearance by Florida. Tiffany says that when she saw Lindsay Lohan at Avenue early this morning, she instantly had a premonition. Tiffany's premonition must've been that she was going to get a whole lot of media attention and free publicity after getting punched by a Lohan. Tiffany asked LiLo if she could give her a free physic reading and LiLo shouted at her, "Give me my space." As Tiffany and her friend walked away, her friend heard LiLo call her a "fucking Gypsy." The friend came at LiLo, called her a "whore" and said "Liz & Dick sucked." LiLo went crazy and punched Tiffany in the face. Don't you hate when your friend starts some shit and you're the one who gets punched in the face?
Tiffany's husband, who wasn't at the club, says that "Gypsy" is a racial slur and that LiLo is only mad, because her career is the equivalent of a soggy hairball stuck in a drain pipe:
"We are not Gypsies. That has nothing to do with our religion ... it was a racist comment. Just because your career went down the drain and your new movie sucks, you can't go around beating people up."
Tiffany's husband also tells ABC News that they can't even leave the house, because his wife's cheek is really swollen.
So, some crazy psychic offered a free reading to a drunk LiLo (FYI: Her lawyer says she was sober. HAHAHAHAH.), LiLo turned it down, LiLo called her a "Gypsy," the friend called LiLo a "whore," LiLo threw a punch at the psychic and the psychic didn't duck even though she's a psychic and should've known a punch was coming?
LiLo is a crazy bitch, but the psychic is crazier for going up to a coked-up human train wreck in a club. That is not very professional. Miss Cleo would never.
And if you needed a quick laugh, here's White Oprah's official statement:
"At this time I kindly ask that you extend to my family the time we need to address my daughter's circumstances with the appropriate parties. As a mother you always love and pray for the best with all your children. Our family's bond grows deeper and stronger during the tough times and I am beyond proud of all of my children for the love and devotion they provide for each other. We are there for and stand by one another unconditionally. Many thanks to all that have expressed concern for my daughter. Your compassionate thoughts and prayers are received with my deepest gratitude."
And here's a priceless video of LiLo kicking her assistant out of the SUV after he bailed her out of jail:
And after reading about LiLo all day, I feel like I've just been punched in the face. I need to stick my face in the ice cube bin in my freezer.
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That video is awesome because Greg T from the Elvis Duran show is in the background yelling at Lindsay and asking if she is a south paw. Ha!
Tiffany Eve Mitchell today. She's a sharp dresser, that one. Must have forgotten her wedding ring.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2241092/How-depressed-Linds...
seriously, how does this one twat always get into such trouble? she's nothing but a total shit-magnet...
See, this is the problem. The lohans think partying solves problems. ;)
White O sez:
"we need to address my daughter's circumstances with the appropriate parties"
PS: The only realistic solution here is to have the two hosebags do a re-match throwdown on a reality special--yank out those hair extensions, you caliente sperm dumpsters!
The show would gross more than dick and liz and they would both benefit from the publicity.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:18am.
Oh, man. Then I guess she's better off in NYC, where she doesn't need to drive. And how do you even drink 2 liters of vodka in a day? If I did that, I'd have to go to the ER and it'd take six months to recover.
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Last time I heard of someone pounding back that much vodka per day was this dude on Intervention that worked from home and actually functioned oh and p.s. the guy is now six feet under.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:18am.
Oh, man. Then I guess she's better off in NYC, where she doesn't need to drive. And how do you even drink 2 liters of vodka in a day? If I did that, I'd have to go to the ER and it'd take six months to recover.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:08am.
TMZ says that Lohan is "guzzling two liters of vodka a day
Somebody had commented recently about the brown spots in her iris which means - Liver, you in danger gurrl..
TMZ says that Lohan is "guzzling two liters of vodka a day." hahahahaha That would account for a few things. Can't she endorse Ketel One or something? Lemons/lemonade.
They are called Romani/Roma not gypsies (which is considered offensive). In the UK they refer to the are "travellers" which is just stupid since anyone that travels is a traveller.
betcha the premonition was "your career is OVAH & liz & dick 2 aint gonna happen."
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Submitted by Webberbear on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:42pm.
So I Google Gavin Doyle and find this:
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/florida/miami/gavin-doyle/39160451
Arrested not three years ago for felony cocaine and drug paraphernalia possession. And it was Gavin who along with Lins were suspects in that jewelery theft case - the one where $100,000 worth of accessories were stolen from a Hollywood Hills home. The pair weren’t indicted on the case due to lack of evidence.
Submitted by MO2 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 9:32am.
You wait. She'll blame the whole thing on her assistant - Gavin Doyle who she unceremoniously kicked out of the car that picked her up from jail.
I know right? What a thankless job that must be - I guess he's finally had with her ....
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/lindsay-lohan-assistant-begs-he...
In spite of gallons of peroxide and bleach and layer upon layer of make-up, and the lousiest, fake, striper-y name ever, this psychic is still a camel-faced gypsy. Right up there with the Khawam sisters.
I wouldn't be surprised if she uses the old "I'm a Native American- Cherokee, and I need money to buy diapers and get home" ploy.
Scum really attracts scum.
Run,Gavin, run!
This bitch can't think of ANYTHING else to do besides go to a club? Gross.
You wait. She'll blame the whole thing on her assistant - Gavin Doyle who she unceremoniously kicked out of the car that picked her up from jail. Probably because he didn't get her away from the scene of the crime a the nightclub fast enough. I want to know his story. He's been with her constantly for a few months. Please Gavin, write a book or sell your stuff to TMZ.
I wasn't around yesterday to chime in on this latest Festivus miracle so... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
of course Crackie central (TMZ) got her arrest on video ... and that's why I love them.
Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:28am.
When I was a kid, my mother would threaten to sell me to the gypsies when I was bad.
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my mother did this too. When I asked her what gypsies were, she told me they used children to make soup. Like as an ingredient. Freaked me out.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Psychic readers should be punched in the face more often. Also people who see them should undergo a Lohan knuckle! Quacks...
I really want to know what that premonition is now. Probably something obvious, but still.
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I think you took that a little too literally Lindsay...
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do any of you realize just how fucking crazy this place is gonna get if she goes to prison? we've been waiting for this shit for yeeeeeears. yeah i know it won't happen but still.... one can dream.
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Whenever gypsies are mentioned, i think of the serial killer mother and son duo, Sante and Kenneth Kimes. Scary sociopaths.
When I was a kid, my mother would threaten to sell me to the gypsies when I was bad.
You know, sometimes I feel like Lindsay Lohan is some sort of performance art piece, like Joaquin Phoenix's schtick a few years back.
Stuff like kicking out the dude who just bailed her feels… almost surreal. Like she's a parody of a spoiled bitch ex-child star with no career.
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I want so badly to join the Lindsay pile-on, but I hate fortune tellers.
Dirtbag gypsy scum
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 12:03am.
Nah, anyone from Hollywood would dance for joy, so it wouldn't be worth it. Plus, Jared Leto would leap in front of her before the curse could hit her.
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Submitted by Webberbear on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:57pm.
Often immigrants, the Irish ones are called "Travelers". My elderly father-in-law was scammed by one who offered to seal his driveway, but used only water. Many years ago, I was working alone in an office when one came in offering me bootleg perfume. I was scared to death and locked myself in after that.
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My parents are from Ireland and they used to liken my sibs and I to "tinkers" (same as "Travelers" but derogatory) when we behaved badly. As a kid, I used to like to chat out my window to my friends in the street down below and my mother would always yell for me to stop shouting out the fucking window like a goddamn tinker. She came from a very poor family, though, so that explains the concern about appearing coarse and uncivilized. Her expert command of vulgar language, of course, did nothing to help her cause, LOL.
And Hohan....what's left to say? smdh
"The friend came at LiLo, called her a "whore" and said 'Liz & Dick sucked.'"
So the friend's legal defense would be "veritas".
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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Why did she kick Gavin out of the car?
If you have 20 seconds to waste, just for shits and giggles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPeu7Ee6kk8
How the fuck is she getting out of this one? Even if she pays the bitch off, she still went to jail on third degree assault. I doubt New York fucks around with this shit. I know she gets away with everything, but holy fuck...she is in deep shit now I think. One can dream.
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Is it really a good idea to be a cunt to someone who might testify against you in your on going probation troubles??? Like how he hold her "never speak to me again".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Stick a fork in her, Bitch is done.
"Just because your career went down the drain and your new movie sucks, you can't go around beating people up."
THis is awsome - and I am sure many have seen it. How is this going to affect her 8th "come back"?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
a former child star v the poor man's paris hilton?! i haven't seen a fight like this since celebrity deathmatch.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
lohan will just go to cirque lodge again for rehab..,..
I doubt Linds called anyone Gypsy. That's like the grifter calling the con artist shady.
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Well LiLo's both a tramp and thief, so it would be fitting if she recognized a gypsy.
Gotta love that she blindsided her with LIZ AND DICK SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, when she kicks it and there's that tribute montage of departed celebrities at the Oscars, when her bloated speckly visage appears, do you think anyone will applaud? Or just gasp?
I hope that gypsy pointed at her and said, "Thinner!"
Hmmm a girl who basically lives hotel to hotel, lives a gaudy/tacky lifestyle yet doesn't really "work" and basically swindles people out of money and jewelry calls someone else a "gypsy"?yea, ok. And this trick better be happy someone even had the nerve to pay her any mind.
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Gotta love the Urban Dictionary for finding what I always thought the definition of gypsy was:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gypsy
As Twat Muffin said, they make their living scamming people. Often immigrants, the Irish ones are called "Travelers". My elderly father-in-law was scammed by one who offered to seal his driveway, but used only water. Many years ago, I was working alone in an office when one came in offering me bootleg perfume. I was scared to death and locked myself in after that.
Sounds like Gavin says,"Never speak to me again!" as he closes the door. Bitch fights all around! She can't get along with anyone!!
If the girl is really a Gypsy would she consider it an insult if Lindsay called her one? One of my good guy friends when I was in high school was a Gypsy and had no problem identifying as such.
And what Twatty said pretty much describes Gypsies to a t! They are really weird about dating also, like they aren't allowed to date at all. They basically have arranged marriages.
Tiffany (of *course* her name is Tiffany) looks a bit like Paris Hilton to me.
Also, to the question regarding bar closing times in NYC: most bars close between 4-5 a.m. and re-open around 10-11 am for brunch/lunch time drinking. There are a handful that I am aware of that are actually open at 7 - 9 am and when I've walked past them on my way to work they are usually serving the guys who work the graveyard shift.
I dont know if Gypsy is an insult, but my Grandma called us (my sister and me) that one day, when we were in the middle of beating our heads in and she couldnt separate us. "Get away from each other, you fucking Gypsies" Hahah, wtf?
The psychic and the psychotic.
IMMA CALLING IT NOW. NOTHING HAPPENS TO MS. HOHAN. SHE'S GOING TO GO TO REHAB FOR 30 DAYS INSTEAD OF JAIL AND SHE'LL LEAVE REHAB AFTER 3 DAYS AND LIFE WILL GO ON.