Lindsay Lohan Punched A Woman Over This
TMZ, Radar and UsWeekly all have different stories for why Lindsay Lohan punched Tiffany Eve Mitchell (Side note: I just knew her name was going to be Tiffany or Crystal.) at Avenue in NYC early this morning.
UsWeekly says that LiLo bopped a bitch in the face, because she wanted to sit in the VIP section and Tiffany's purse and coat were in the way. They got into a fight after Tiffany refused to move her stuff. The old LiLo would've stolen that purse and coat and traded them in for a baggie of the bad shit, but since she's trying to be a different kind of mess, she punched Tiffany in the face instead.
Radar says that LiLo not only had the sweet nectar running through her veins, but she was also filling her nostrils with coke. We all know that LiLo turns on the "cunt" when she's high on coke, so she snapped when Tiffany asked to take a picture with her. LiLo refused to pose with Tiffany, so Tiffany shrugged and kept dancing with her friends. LiLo wouldn't let it go and later on, she shoved Tiffany before throwing a fist. LiLo kicked, screamed and spit at Tiffany until the fight was broken up.
And TMZ has the best and most pathetic reason for why LiLo kissed probation goodbye by attacking someone. Their source says that LiLo has had her brown eye, crack eye and all her eyes on Max from The Wanted for a while now. (The Wanted is that British boy band who isn't One Direction.) The Wanted opened for Justin Bieber at Madison Square Garden last night and so LiLo went there to try to get a piece of Max. After she was denied from going backstage, she met up with Max and the other dudes from The Wanted at a bar. They partied at the bar and then all went to Avenue. As the morning went on, LiLo's drunk ass got sloppier and sloppier, and Max wasn't exactly looking for a ho to barf on his dick during sex times. So Max started hitting on Tiffany, which made LiLo ragey and we all know what happened next. Max ended up leaving the club with a piece who wasn't LiLo or Tiffany.
This is how dumb LiLo is. Scrappin' over some dick that she's never even had. How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. Any self-respecting slut would've asked to taste test the dick before slapping a trick over it. Getting done in by dick is tragic on its own, but getting done in by dick that you haven't even done is extra tragic. And yes, you high school theater students can use that last tongue twisting sentence for your vocal warm-ups.
Also, the Santa Monica City attorney just hit LiLo with 3 charges for lying to the cops after crashing her Porsche into an 18-wheeler. Add that to her assault charge from this morning and that's 4 criminal charges on the same day. White Oprah, please take a bow, because you have raised a true winner!
Here's Tiffany Eve Mitchell looks Jerseylicious chic while leaving the police station this morning.
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Lilo made that woman's day!
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God don't like ugly.
LiLo punched that broad out over Joran Van Der Sloot?
wow just when you think she has hit rock bottom. she surprises you by trying to ride Z-list cock.
i mean those guys are the low rent version of one direction, which is saying alot!
Can we ship Hohan to Peru for a conjugal visit with her one, true love? If They Mated..
Li Ho, Li Ho
It's off to clink you go
la la la la la la la la
High Ho Li Lo
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
ugh so fug. i hate faces like tiffany's
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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I remember her and the the guy from Mcfly way way way back before she had reached official train wreck status. She sure loves a British boy band.
Even that didn't happen ( well according to him) because she was mess and this was 2005! Seriously is this girl going to ever get her act together?
Lemme guess, Lindsey was on a bender after the Liz and Dick fallout.
On the other hand, I can envision a sober person wanting to punch this Tiffany Eve person.
Wow, this girl looks BEAT. She still looks better than Lilo.
This just screams TRASH. Uggh.
@ craigypants --
" "At this time I kindly ask that you extend to my family a line of credit for the nationwide legal fees we will have to fork over to address my daughter's circumstances with the appropriate parties. As a mother you always love and pray to do the best drugs with all your children. Our family's addictions and delusions grow deeper and stronger during the tough times and I am beyond proud of all of my children for the blind enabling they provide for each other. We are there for and stand by one another unconditionally because that is the easiest way to reach each other’s backs with our knives. Many thanks to all that have expressed contempt for my daughter. Your compassionate thoughts and prayers are ignored with my deepest ignorance."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Seriously? This dude? I swear he's got a rep for being crap in bed over here and she didn't shag him? Lord.
Dear ol' Tiff looks like a deep fried version of Wonky.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I knew it wouldn't be long before WO picked herself up off the floor to blab to the press:
Dina Lohan tells The Huffington Post, "At this time I kindly ask that you extend to my family the time we need to address my daughter's circumstances with the appropriate parties. As a mother you always love and pray for the best with all your children. Our family's bond grows deeper and stronger during the tough times and I am beyond proud of all of my children for the love and devotion they provide for each other. We are there for and stand by one another unconditionally. Many thanks to all that have expressed concern for my daughter. Your compassionate thoughts and prayers are received with my deepest gratitude."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 8:52pm.
also remember that La Lohan just hired a brand new PR team that was cracking down to get the media "back on message" by refusing interviews with people who wanted to ask her about her criminal record
lmfao
Ah yes Foxy I forgot about that. That PR firm are doing one hell of a job. They need to dump her ass before she completley ruins their reputation. Everyone associated with this trick ends up looking like a hot mess.
How many squirrels must die, to make you look fly?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Tiffany and her (un)Wanted piece look like they're brushing 40...and they both STILL look 30 years younger and fresher than Punchin' Judy.
There really isn't much more to comment on this latest altercation/arraignment since I'm sure another one will happen soon enough. You can time her run-ins with an atomic clock.
Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 8:52pm.
also remember that La Lohan just hired a brand new PR team that was cracking down to get the media "back on message" by refusing interviews with people who wanted to ask her about her criminal record
lmfao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This bitch. One of these DA's better make one of these damn charges stick. She needs to be locked the fuck up and off my monitor for a few years. Sick of looking at this crackass ginger ho.
I fucking love it, White Oprah was on ET no less than a week ago telling us how good Lindsay was doing and how she is totally sober. How long before she starts mouthing off excuses with her usual brand of Fuckery?
Fur hag Gypsy NEEDS the orange slapped off of her.
Hi Lindsay!
"This world is a whore."
She's a fucking menace! PUT HER IN JAIL!!
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She did this to take attention away from the fact that everyone trashed her for liz and dick. so transparent.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Ok, a guy whose band opens up for Lesbeaver is NOT worth fighting for.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Trixster on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:04pm. These people remind me of Glendale, California.
Yes she looks like an armenian that bleaches her hair along with her possessive pimp/boyfriend/husband
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" It's just God-Knows-Who in Buttfuck wherever writing hate shit. " Christina Aguilera on MK
This story is SO confusing! TMZ is saying that Tiffany is the psychic and that Lindsay called her a "fucking gypsy" after she tried to give her a reading!
"Tiffany tells us ... she had a premonition about Lohan and approached her inside the club to offer her a free reading ... but Lohan turned her down saying, "Give me my space."
As she walked away, Tiffany's friend says she heard Lohan call her a "f**king Gypsy" ... and it set her off.
We're told the friend went ballistic -- unloading a bunch of insults back at Lohan ... calling her a "whore" and telling her "Liz & Dick sucked."
At that point, Lohan lost her cool and socked the psychic in the eye ... and all hell broke loose inside the club. Lohan was eventually arrested for assault."
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-psychioc-victim-tiffany-mitc...
Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, a new girl at my job told me this hilarious (un)surprising piece of information:
When she worked for American Apparel, her coworkers told her after she arrived at work that Lindsay Lohan was there earlier in the afternoon and that she was drunk. Supposedly, she asked if she could get a discount since she was Lindsay Lohan. She truly is such a piece of trash.
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shes gypsy trash, and lilo is irish traveller
both scam artists and grifters.
fun awaits , gypsy is gonna grift the irish traveller
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:55pm.
HAHAHA. Just saw this. Get it girl, get it get it girl!!!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Anything Could Happen
lol Pero, well then WELL PLAYED SIR
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:59pm.
Lisbet -- I'm well into my 40's and I just tried wrinkling up my forehead. I was unable to crunch my forehead to look like this broad's. I think she's a whole lot older than 28. 28 in dog years maybe.
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I think all these old looking 20somethings are the result of too much partying and tanning yourself into leather from the age of 15.
Sit on my face!
Submitted by beware on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:25pm.
@wendynerd:
Lindsay Lohan punched that girl because she looks like an orange cone and Lindsay was just trying to move her.
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Lindsay Lohan punched that girl because she looks like Michael Lohan in a wig.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:57pm.
I think it comes down to intent and whether the person is a malicious fuck or sort of hapless with a real problem.
Agree. I've seen a lot of compassion here for those who deserve it.
Angus E. Parvo -- if she is Russian and may be of one of the Orthodox religions, then she is wearing a ring on her right ring finger. It looks like it to me.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Um, a young guy from a boy band was hitting on that chick? So...Oedipal complex or what? Because scrub off all the orange crayola and she's old enough to be his memaw!
Isn't Lindsay still on probation and getting random drug tests anymore?? Seems like there are accounts of her being high every other day now, how is she getting busted for everything BUT that?
"In March, Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner warned the actress that she could face up to 245 days in jail if she violated her probation again.
'You need to live your life in a more mature way, stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work,' Sautner said."
Submitted by rosehips69: "Reading over these comments makes me hope I never become a D-lister who gets myself into hot water, because Dlisters really know how to rip losers a new one! A bunch of wild jackals, we are."
There are plenty of losers who the Dlisters sort of stick up for, like Britney Spears and Pete Doherty and Jessica Simpson and the late Amy Winehouse. I think it comes down to intent and whether the person is a malicious fuck or sort of hapless with a real problem.
Is the Jersey trick wearing a wedding ring?
Holy shit!
MK, don't be hatin' on bitches named Tiffany. That luscious "t" stands for something, you know!
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
She really is too stupid to live.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:06pm.
Ivana Humpalot/Orangiska looks like she's waiting to be ordered from a catalog by a fat, American mid-level bank manager.
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thank you! i thought the same damn thing.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
The dress under this broad's coat sort of looks like she's having a Chico's kind of day.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Listen up ladies; pussay=$$$
dick= not so much.
Men pay top dollar for what we have so stop acting like desperate, thirsty ass, broke ass bitches, fighting for a man. Even the most unfortunate looking ladies can dress their shit up and land a good man. So for this BI-SEXUAL chick to be going on like she has so few options that she needs to box a woman for some dick is absurd! The only people who should fight over dick is really burly hot gay men, cause everyone knows it will eventually turn into a three way, pyjama party/pillow fight where they make out and ask me to join in... That is what happens at gay sleep overs, right?
Hohan must really crave a hard cot, lots of bologna sandwiches with an apple for desert, cold air in winter and large scratchy clothes coupled with huge granny panties and cheap polyster bras..cause that is exactly what she will be getting upon her lovely and hopefully long arrival at the women's jail in Lynwood, CA...enjoy Hohan, YOU HAVE DEFINATELY EARNED IT!! Also, the dude looks like Van Der Sloot, and Tiffany is an extremely busted looking 28...all pure trash but Hohan gets the crown this time..way to fuck up your life cunt!!
@wendynerd:
Lindsay Lohan punched that girl because she looks like an orange cone and Lindsay was just trying to move her.
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
'Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 6:08pm.
"The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. Any self-respecting slut would've asked to taste test the dick before slapping a trick over it."
THE WISDOM OF MK *bows down*
And how drunk was dude to hit on either one?? That's not beer goggles, it's more like Bacardi 151 goggles, Jesus.'
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Sweetas: I'm thinking that Blohan and TifTif were fighting over a man who wasn't even having it with either of them!
I think he hadn't said one word to either of them; the battling kitties were fighting for rights to just get to the approach! Max made out the best of the three: without doing anything he got his "hit it" cred raised. And he avoided doing the Skankonia Mambo either one and probably curled toes with a better piece than either of them. Not bad for a night out...
Trust Lohan to choose the member of the wanted who "allegedly " has the clap . Christ knows what they what would have swapped between them if the dirty deed had happen. He's always looked like filth to me ( I'm British ,I've been round about 2 years here).
I'd screw him though ,him and curly hair .
Good gravey, who told Tiffany her clutch went with her horrible outfit?
28? Horseshit.