Just A Regular Night: Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested For Punching This Woman
UPDATE: That's not a picture of the woman who got smacked down by LiLo. That's the woman's friend who either smeared bronzer on her cheek to make it look like a bruise or is just extremely heavy with the rouge.
White Oprah better make room on her wall of family achievements, because here comes another mug shot of beauty from her daughter!
Because it's been much too long since Lindsay Lohan has been in handcuffs and she missed posing for the mug shot camera, bitch got arrested in NYC early this morning for punching a woman in the face at a club. If it's morning time for you, then you can skip your morning cup of liquid caffeine by going to TMZ to get your buzz from watching the video of her perp walk. If it's afternoon or night times for you, you can still get higher from listening to her scream out to the cops, "Oh my God! Are you kidding me?" Oh, LiLo, that's what we all said on Sunday night are Liz & Dick.
The latest chapter in LiLo's never-ending Party Heat episode of a life started when she and the woman above got into some kind of argument at Avenue in NYC. The woman was sitting in the booth next to Lindsay's and nobody knows what they were fighting about, but at one point Blohan said, "Give me some space!" TMZ's source says that the two stopped fighting, but a little while later LiLo punched the woman in the face for whatever reason. Somewhere up in heaven, Elizabeth Taylor is screaming at God, "Youdammit! I told you to use your powers to make that lady punch LiLo in the face for fucking me over. Not the other way around!"
The cops were called, but by the time they showed up, LiLo was already making her getaway in a car. The cops eventually found the car LiLo was in and arrested her ass. She was booked for third degree misdemeanor assault and released a few hours later.
In LiLo's defense (and bitch is totally going to use this in court as her defense), she was at Justin Bieber's concert earlier in the night and listening to that baby yodel will make anyone want to randomly punch a trick.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:48pm.
I wanted to say how quickly people forgot about how much they shit on Amy Winehouse and most pretended they didn't wish her dead many times over. When she hit the big crackpipe in the sky I was sickened how people changed their tune and were kissing her ass.
Ah, that was fun. The record number of people here suddenly drowning in vats of Amy's "talent" mixed with their own tears was spectacular.
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Exactly Luc, it was like throwing a lightswitch.
Rande -- oh, great, the chick is a psychic. Another grifter. I'm beginning to feel less sorry for this chick.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Is it bad that I'm getting a sick pleasure for enjoying this? This fuckin' news just made my day.
Submitted by hotass on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:33pm.
RE: NO memories of Amy Winehouse being a violent drunk mess...
I'm just saying people have short-term memories.
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Hell ya, she always spitting punching fighting with someone damn near everytime she when out.
When she was on the islands they wanted to kick her out of there she was such a fucking pain in the ass.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:48pm.
I wanted to say how quickly people forgot about how much they shit on Amy Winehouse and most pretended they didn't wish her dead many times over. When she hit the big crackpipe in the sky I was sickened how people changed their tune and were kissing her ass.
Ah, that was fun. The record number of people here suddenly drowning in vats of Amy's "talent" mixed with their own tears was spectacular.
Nothing quite like death to reveal how "talented" someone is.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:24pm.
As dlisters I have to ask my dlisting family that when this girl bites the bullet and finally gets herself killed we all have to promise that we aren't going to yammer on about how much "promise" she had and what a great talent she was.
Promise?
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YES YES YES
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Also, I cannot WAIT to hear her excuse.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
I'm sure there will be a statement soon about how mean the world is to Her Innocencess. Am I right, (D)elus(I)o(N)(A)l?
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When does she turn 27? You just know she's joining that club.
Oh, and remember when AW stole a magazine and some other useless crap from a drugstore? No? Here ya go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COP-N5wbdy4
I don't know why I care about even trying to compare the two assholes. Lohan is an asshole and so was Winehouse. That's all.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:30pm.
28 year old Tiffany Eve Mitchell = 38 year old Tatiana Evgenia Mikhailova
oic. so they were fighting over a john.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
All I have read so far is the headline, but THANK YOU LIEBLOW for...just being you.
Time to go make coffee, then enjoy reading all this....
How come no one ever punches the Cracken?
"This world is a whore."
RE: NO memories of Amy Winehouse being a violent drunk mess...
The title of this video is "Amy Winehouse punches a fan"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IN7yJWi21E
Amy Wnehouse (RIP) was a colossal violent mess just like so many other drug addicted, alcoholic, entitled stars. I can find more headlines if you're not convinced. I'm not defending anyone I'm just saying people have short-term memories.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:30pm.
I'm sorry for insinuating that Tiffany Eve isn't gainfully employed: she's in fact a psychic palm reader.
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She should have seen it coming!
(just like it says in the headline--- red face)
I'm sorry for insinuating that Tiffany Eve isn't gainfully employed: she's in fact a psychic palm reader.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2240275/She-didnt-coming-Re...
She did alright in Mean Girls and FreakyFriday because those were "fun" movies that didn't require much from her. I would never call her a good actress. Even as a child, she wasn't any kind of Kirsten Dunst in Interview With a Vampire or Jodelle Ferland in Tideland, ever.
It doesn't matter how old this woman looks (sun damage) but that she provides a tipping point for La LiLo and her many unfulfilled consequences.
And what? Liz Taylor was famous for taking her rings off to whoop a trick up in the club.
*holds up fists* These have always brought me luck!
On a serious note, it's beginning to feel like Linds is the "OK" celeb to arrest. If Lady Gaga punched someone they wouldn't do dick.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:25pm.
Whamo's defeeeeending Lilo, Whamo's liiiiiikes Liho, nana nana n
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LOL :P!!!
*shakes head*
Whamo's defeeeeending Lilo, Whamo's liiiiiikes Liho, nana nana na na ;p
HAHAHAHAHAH but she always gets ou... wait a minute, she went to a LezBeaver ear torture show last night? LET HER BURN and THROW AWAY THE KEY! lol
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The Lohans: singlehandedly keeping the gossip rags in business.
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Villagers, Nothing Arrived
Listen don't want to be seen as sticking up for Lindsay or ANYTHING she's about. YES she's adult, YES she a colossal fuck up, YES she's been given every singe chance in the book, YES it's no longer her "parent fault", YES she's a big girl now ,NO she doesn't deserve anymore chances and YES she probably does need a good run in the clink as this seems to be the only thing that will straighten her out.
I hope that helps Bwahaaaaa!!!
I'm actually getting a little tired of all the Lohan coverage. Every site I've been on today has an article about her latest arrest under "Top News." Can we FINALLY stop giving this piece of shit any attention? She's a perma-fuckup with a side of white trash, and she's not talented enough to warrant the amount of attention she gets in the media.
Let's let her fade into obscurity already.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:30pm.
28 year old Tiffany Eve Mitchell = 38 year old Tatiana Evgenia Mikhailova
haaaaaaaaaaaa. Perfect.
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Submitted by Xenia UK on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:16am.
According to People Magazine, the chick she hit is 28 years old. That's a rough 28
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WHOA!! Well to be fair Linds is a rough 48 year old!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:57pm.
"tragic Hollywood tale of squandered talent"
when i first started commenting, i asked the basis for the belief that she is a good actress. it was a sincere question -- liz n dick was my first time seeing her "perform." i only received 4-5 replies and they added up to "she showed so much promise in Mean Girls and Freaky Friday." adult roles never seem to be mentioned
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:41pm.
"...own your shittiness, don't be a hypocritical pussy and pretend[]..."
Whammy, did you forget for a minute that you're on Dlisted?
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I know I'm on Dlisted and understand why we're here. Say whatever you want lol! we are here so be snarky ass snarksters no probs, my point simply was own your shitiness at the end of the day that's all.
I will say that when Winehouse died I DID NOT make one statement about how terrible it was and what a loss of talent it was. Nope.
And when Blohan finally OD's or finds herself at the wrong end of the hands of a pissed off John's gun I will not say the world has lost talent. Nope. The world will be rid of one piece of shit grifter, thief, loser, drug addict.
*flips everyone off and leaves*
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:38pm.
CBS says BloHan is on probation for (get this) "removing a necklace from a jewelry store without permission". Oh, is that what they're calling a crackheist nowadays??
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LOL this will definitely make her a candidate for the Real Domestic Engineers of Beverly Hills.
skinny fat -- hey, hon! You're totally right -- she's a big, fat, nasty cockroach, she'll live forever. Plus she's too selfish and nasty to ever kill herself, she'll keep tormenting us with her ass for as long as can be.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I'm not wishing death on anyone, no, not at all, but I do believe in karma. While Amy Winehouse was a fuck-up, too, I don't remember hearing stories about how she was slugging people, being mean to people, stealing shit, lying about stuff, like Blohan has done. And yes, I do believe Amy was talented, much unlike Blohan. For the reasons I've just mentioned, that's why I hate Blohan so much. If she didn't act like such a twat and had been nice to some people along the way, I'd give her a huge pass, but she hasn't.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose : As dlisters I have to ask my dlisting family that when this girl bites the bullet and finally gets herself killed we all have to promise that we aren't going to yammer on about how much "promise" she had and what a great talent she was.
Promise?
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It'll be a new dark age for blogs and meth cooks everywhere.
Whamo, I was (and still am) so disgusted by everyone on facebook posting Amy's videos the week she died. Please. She had one good song. Maybe two. A great voice that quickly became a groggy, confused croak, and way too many opportunities to get her shit together not to mention money. Once Lindsay turns 27 (one more year folks!) the masses on facebook will be posting clips of parenthood and mean girls and I bet there will be more than a few that will praise Liz & Dick and the wannabe-Tarantino-porno-flick. Which goes to prove that more than half of society is just as ignorant and self-condemned as Ms. Lohan. Did I mention: One more year, folks!!!
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I'm just waiting for when she gets thrown in jail and all of us that watched "Liz & Dick" will play that GIF over and over again where she cries out, "I'm bored, I'm so bored!"
One more thing - Hohan is NOT going to die young. She's a cockroach; she'll live forever.
26 years old is no longer a "fucked up kid." Lindsay is a grownup and responsible for her actions. She's been given A LOT of chances to get her act together and DIDN'T. She thinks she above the law and entitled to do whatever she wants whenever she wants without any consequences. If she ends up dead, I won't care. Just like I didn't care when Amy Whinehouse died. So I'm a heartless bitch when it comes to people like this.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:28pm.
vsminimoose -- oh, god no. It's well documented here on dlisted that I've always said Blohan has never been talented and can't act. I think at one time she possessed a certain type of charm that some mistook as talent. When it became clear she was a smelly fuck-up, all that went out the window. When people still think she has acting ability, I shake my head.
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Hey, I liked Mean Girls for the schlocky after school special that it was. But you're totally right.
I think some people just want to put a narrative on things. They're not gawking at a car crash. Oh, no, not them! They're much too klasseh for that. They're watching a tragic Hollywood tale of squandered talent, hedonism and the haunting question of what could have been?
"except my MIL but I wish it with love"
*snort* lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Everyone needs to remember that the only reason blowhan is in trouble is because of blowhan. She's the sole reason for her troubles, yet she refuses to even consider trying to end her issues. I'm guessing it's because she's been getting away with it, and she's just too stupid and/or lazy to care. Love that quote of hers: "Are you kidding me?" Obviously, blowhan thinks slugging someone for no reason is perfectly legal.
What this bitch needs is a wake-up call, a real "come to jesus" moment. I suggest that she gets thrown in jail for an extended period of time IN GENERAL POPULATION. That's right; no more special treatment for little miss thing here, no more comfy home confinement where she can do commercials, party, call out for pizza, etc. She needs to spend at least 6 months in jail, mixing in with the gen pop girls. Let them steal her stuff, kick the shit out of her on a daily basis, ugly her up real quick. Bottom line, she needs a jail experience so horrifying that she doesn't even speed in her car to avoid any potential of going back...
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:41pm.
"...own your shittiness, don't be a hypocritical pussy and pretend[]..."
Whammy, did you forget for a minute that you're on Dlisted?
/sorry -- admittedly still pissy from that Britney post crap last night. king of the fucking hypocrites all up in there. also still a little abt how some of our "non-racists" had so so much fun in that baby names post talking about "those people and their names." but, yeah, a lot of inconsistent position taking in these parts, to be sure
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey, I don't wish death on anyone (except my MIL but I wish it with love) but I'm no damn hypocrite. If she does kark it, I will mourn the loss of a life wasted so young, yes, but I will also say the stupid bitch had so much handed to her and she blew it all. She had marginal talent and she sucked as a human being who was given chance after chance but squandered every single one.
Nyah.
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Why is this a big deal? It's not like Lindsay hit herself. After all, Lindsay Lohan is the only person that matters in this world.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
This made my day. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!
Way to concrete the decision of whether or not you have violated your probation.
HEY JAIL CELL! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Doggeh -- what? I don't want to be friends with Blohan!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose: "As dlisters I have to ask my dlisting family that when this girl bites the bullet and finally gets herself killed we all have to promise that we aren't going to yammer on about how much "promise"
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I've been wanting to say that for a LONG time.
I wanted to say how quickly people forgot about how much they shit on Amy Winehouse and most pretended they didn't wish her dead many times over. When she hit the big crackpipe in the sky I was sickened how people changed their tune and were kissing her ass.
Go ahead and wish someone dead but when they DO die own your shittiness, don't be a hypocritical pussy and pretended YOU were the only one that wanted to see her well.
Lindsey is EXACTLY where Amy was before she died and don't give me this bullshit Amy tried to get better, she fucking drank her ass off while "rehabbing in the islands" and was a colossal fuckup just like Lindsay. Now you can give me the "oh but Amy had talent" so what, people still wished her dead and changed their tune THAT's the point not whether she had talent.
If I said half the shit people said about Amy NOW...forget about it! People make her out to be a Saint now it's pathetic.
So indeed it will be interesting how many people change their tune when Lindsay OD or kills herself or some shit. We'll see who has the balls to say GOOD, FUCK HER she has enough chances.
Like I said I'm not defending Lindsay, she is indeed a colossal fuckup but I personally find wishing someone dead is just a little bit harsh. I mean at the end of the day she's just a fucked up kid that had a shitty start and apperently lacks the skills to get her shit together as an adult.
Don't mean to be Dr Buzz kill...sooo... Die Lindsay Die?...yaaaaaa! Bawahaaaa!
Lindsay Lohan: A walking, talking, punching Public Service Announcement against drinking and doing drugs. Pathetic.
Lindsay is a straight up thug.
That bitch is 28?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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Douchechill!
CBS says BloHan is on probation for (get this) "removing a necklace from a jewelry store without permission". Oh, is that what they're calling a crackheist nowadays??
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if the woman was one of the writers of "Liz and Dick" i can understand why this happened.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by vsminimoose : As dlisters I have to ask my dlisting family that when this girl bites the bullet and finally gets herself killed we all have to promise that we aren't going to yammer on about how much "promise" she had and what a great talent she was.
Promise?
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I promise. *throws in a pinky swear*
Submitted by Eggbeater on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:09pm.
But I agree that she needs her own reality show. I have to admit, I'd probably watch
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Me too.
Twattie secretly wants to be BloHan's BFF so they do each other's extensions, try on hazmat suits together, and share needles. Friendship is soooo much fun.
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