Thursday, November 29th 2012

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lvroper1959, a cougar chanteuse who is crooning her way to a restraining order.

Demi Moore and Madonna better pull out their notepads and pens and take note, because this is how you woo a young piece. Or maybe I'm confusing "woo a young piece" with "make a young piece get ADT for his dorm room." 19-year-old Johnny Manziel (aka Johnny Football) plays football for Texas A&M and apparently he might win the Heisman. Johnny Football hasn't won the Heisman yet, but he has won the heart of this Texas rose.

The writers of "Johnny Angel" have never been prouder, because Johnny's #1 fan has reworked their song into an ode for her favorite college freshmen football player. Every time Johnny makes the football fly, she gets the tingles.

And why do I have a feeling that from now on whenever Johnny hears finger snapping, he's going to get the scared shakes and start looking for the nearest exit?

via Deadspin

Posted by: Michael K


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the original video was taken down because of copyright issues, she re posted it here

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Mr. Flowbie's side of the family has 3 generations of Aggies and I know many others. They're all crazy when it comes to football. I've never been interested in it.

I expected MK to post about the Dallas police officer who is in trouble for her rap persona "Lucille Baller" and her website. Pretty weird.

kylimayrow's picture

Cougar? More like sabertooth!

WithinReason...'s picture

She didn't flash, I thought she was going to flash Johnny!

"from now on whenever Johnny hears finger snapping, he's going to get the scared shakes" - hahahaha MK, like castanets of doom! lol

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Ew. Where the hell is Chris Hansen?

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literarylioness's picture

But he's not even a pro? How sub par.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:56pm.

Security alarm company.

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Lisbet459's picture

"make a young piece get ADT for his dorm room."

ADT? (This is gonna be something ridiculously obvious, isn't it?)

Catnippe's picture

She might be completely nuts, but she sounds better than half of these 12 year old Youtube "pop" star types like Rebecca Black. At least she can carry the tune without Autotune.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:12am.

I'm a Pac-12 guy, so a jelluz SEC hater.

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Fleass's picture

Lol! I thought I was an over the top crazy Johnny Football fan. Now I don't feel so bad.

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Lmao Topanga! Madam please take a seat! Love Chris Hansen.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Just mention of the word "football" causes my brain to switch off...

Nice ATM helmet...I'm just sayin'...

Whamo's picture

LMAO, some poor kid is in school getting burned cause everyone now knows their mom wants to get her fuck on with Johnny Football

I love her "come hither" eye batting!

Johnny Football...great now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day.

TexnDoc's picture

Holly Hunter needs to play her in the movie. She was brilliant as the Texas Cheerleader Murdering Mother and could use the same accent.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Randee - thank you, sir... just saw that... I wish all this Petrino shit would have gone down at the time Gus Malzhan went to AR state. NO WAY Malzahn is gonna be at state long... he just took the head coaching position to transition the public's view of him from coordinator to head coach. I think he'll wind up head coach for Auburn.

Starr07 - yea, it's been difficult... we don't have a lot of fair weather fans here so no matter where the hell you are SOMEONE is talking about the Hogs. Our tailgate spot on the hill has been packed more this year than any other... However, if they were playing better I can tell you we'd show up to more away games than we have recently. It's all good, we all go though the cycle... WPS!

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Submitted by TOPANGA: "Someone needs to come get their mama"

LOL!

Maybe it's because I was raised with zero exposure to sports, but I just don't get how people base their whole identities on a sports team. Not talking about regular fans, but like the really crazy ones.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:02am.

Jack, I think he just signed up for 7 more years at LSU.

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Jack, wishing good things for Arkansas! I know a lot of Hogs who've been suffering through the season!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

TEAM SEC!!! GO HOGS!! *pretends we've played well* I know one thing, we're in talks with Les Miles and that shit ain't gonna be cheap!!!!!!!

ETA: well shit... he got a fucking raise and contract extension yesterday afternoon from LSU... fuckers

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Aggie fans are known for being over the top, but this kooky broad looks like she's wandering around in the Land of the Demented.

I'm a UT alum and my kidlet is a sophomore at A&M. Having said that, the best part about Johnny Football winning the Heisman will be the big Eff You to UT for running A&M out of the Big 12.

So yeah, go SEC, and suck it Hornz.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 10:52am.

All true. Even though it's supposed to be based on the regular season, there has to be some spillover effect when one of the candidates is playing in the title game and the other is playing some godforsaken bowl somewhere.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Momacita hhhwant to lubz ewe, poppy... mmmmm jes, lemme rubz joo ball az joo scores anubber toochdawn een mah eendzone....

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Someone needs to come get their mama

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 10:43am.

Well you know as a Texas fan, I normally hate on the aggies. But going 10-2 their first year in the SEC and beating Bama AT Bama. Did you watch the game? Kid played lights out...

I hope they give it to the ND guy too...but I think this kid might actually be that good.

Aggies are crazy though..

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RandéSleepover's picture

I hope Manti Te'o wins the Heisman. I'm tired of pretty-boy QBs and running backs always winning it. Besides, A&M is 10-2 and didn't even win their division. He can't be that good.

1959 Mom here is showing her age by her choice of music.

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Juniperjump's picture

Texans and their football ... Bunch of nutters. .

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honey here's his mugshot in case you need that damn everyone gets arrested these days honey!

http://www.click2houston.com/image/view/-/17566822/medRes/2/-/maxh/360/m...

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.