Gavin Rossdale Is Not Screwing The Nanny, Because She’s His Sister

November 29, 2012 / Posted by:

When pictures came out of Gavin Rossdale gently touching the nanny’s upper ass area during a hike, some thought that he was pulling a stage 1 Jude Law and were waiting to see the New York Post headline “NO DOUBT It’s Over!” I see everything through melodramatic OMGSCANDAL eyes, and even to me the pictures looked innocent. Gavin’s just guiding her ass (literally) up the hill while she’s holding his kid. It’s not like he’s giving her the shocker. But even if he was giving her the shocker, it wouldn’t be a big deal. The shocker is a known hiking technique. At least that’s what I tell all my hiking partners….who are male….sort of hot….have big fingers…and not one of my relatives. Besides, like Gavin has room for another side piece in his side piece harem.

A source tells Radar that Gwen Stefani and Gavin both had laughs about the rumors that he’s wet humping the nanny, because she’s his sister Soraya and he’s not dipping into some incest shit. The source said this:

“All the speculation is hilarious. And couldn’t be further from the truth. Gavin and Gwen are happier and more in love than ever and their marriage is absolutely rock solid. They truly have one of the happiest marriages in showbiz, or outside of showbiz for that matter!”

See, so Gavin wasn’t touching his nanny/side piece’s ass. He was touching his nanny/sister’s ass. Don’t you touch your sister’s ass when you go hiking? You can stop furiously shaking your head yes, James Haven. I already knew your answer before I asked the question.

Here’s Gavin, Gwen and their Pom Pom at their kid’s school yesterday.

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