Gabriel, Halle And Olivier Are All Playing Nice Now

November 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Gabriel Aubry doesn’t have to wear a steel face mask and an iron helmet when he goes to pick up his daughter Nahla at Halle Berry’s house, because Olivier Martinez won’t be there to pound the pretty out of his face. Gabriel’s lawyer Shawn Holley (yeah, that Shawn Holley) and Halle’s lawyer Blair Berk met in court today and came up with “amicable settlement,” so that the judge doesn’t have to declare all of them legally insane and give full custody to Jessica Lange or a pack of lions.

Halle isn’t going to try to extend the restraining order she has out against Gabriel and he gets to visit Nahla again like normal. Shawn Holley and Blair Berk didn’t give any details about the settlement, but a source (aka Gabriel using a voice changer) tells Radar that Halle agreed to keep Olivier away from the house whenever Gabriel comes to pick their daughter up. Gabriel is totally scared of Olivier and he’s afraid that if they run into each other again, Olivier is going to beat Gabriel’s pretty model face so hard that it’s going to permanently look like Olivier’s present day face. The source went on to say, “This was very important to Gabe going forward because he feared for his safety. Gabe was supposed to have Nahla on Thanksgiving, according to their custody agreement, but Halle asked if she could have the little girl that day and Gabe said yes. He had no obligation to do so, but he had been acting in good faith and knew it meant a lot to Halle, so he did it. Gabe was absolutely blindsided by Olivier and his rage.”

So they’re all going to join hands and skip through the lavender fields under a double rainbow….until Halle and Olivier eventually break up and she gets herself a piece who’s even crazier than him (I’m thinking Sean Penn). Then Halle and Gabriel will do this all over again. Gabriel should keep that steel mask and take self-defense classes from Bas Rutten just in case.

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