Open Post: Hosted By Mimi’s Christmas Chichis

November 28, 2012 / Posted by:

I never know when it’s okay to start rolling out super annoying Christmas shit. Stores start playing ear-torturing Christmas song in October and that’s not right. Your neighbor probably threw Christmas lights on their house three weeks ago (or if you’re related to me, you keep your Christmas lights up all year) and that’s not right either. Some say that it’s okay to start farting out the holiday spirit the day after Thanksgiving. But I say that’s it not Christmas times until Mariah Carey has shoved her yule tide titty balls into a holiday dress that’s four sizes too small. Mimi does that every year and she did it last night before her performance at the Rockefeller tree lighting ceremony in NYC.

Mimi’s chest looks like a reindeer butt and that’s mean it’s officially the start of the holiday season! Tits beginning to look a lot like Christmas.



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