Justin Bieber Will Take One In Every Color

November 28, 2012 / Posted by:

When designing her men’s fashion line for Opening Ceremony, Yoko Ono obviously found inspiration from style icons Regina George, Michael Lohan and Bruno. If you’ve got a couple thousand dollars available on your credit card and really want to look like a mental patient in The Fifth Element world (or like a visual representation of Tilda Swinton’s thought process), jump over to Opening Ceremony and go crazy.

Yoko Onoshedidnt (I hate myself for typing that) tells Opening Ceremony that in 1969, she sketched a men’s fashion line for John Lennon. Yoko wanted to “celebrate John’s hot bod” and gave him the sketches as a wedding present. I bet John flipped through all those sketches and secretly wished that he would come across a sketch of a gift receipt so he could return all that shit. 43 years after Yoko gave John the worst wedding gift ever, Opening Ceremony has helped her to bring those sketches to life.

For just $250, you can get a bandeau tube top with light bulbs nipples. I know that top is TOO masculine for some of you ladies, but if you’re currently breastfeeding and want to confuse (or shock) the shit out of your baby, wear this. For just $75, you can get a hoodie that Yoko Ono calls the “butt hoodie,” but to me it looks more like something that would flop on your forehead during teabag night at the Lemon Party Strip Club. For just $400, you can get a Ring For Your Mommy” bell board. All of these clothes make me want to ring for my mommy, so that’s the one thing I’d buy. There’s also a jock strap with LED lights on the peen part and pants that look like they’re giving you a prostate exam and a nutsack cancer check.

Yoko Ono is a new kind of crazy, but we already knew that. And the Church of Scientology just found their new staff uniforms.

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