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Adela Hernandez, Cuba’s first ever transgender public official.

Cuba used to send gays to the countryside to slave away in the fields, but things are changing so much for the LGBT community that the country has seen its first ever transgender member of government. Adela Hernandez was born Jose Agustin Hernandez 48 years ago and has lived as a lady ever since she was a little girl. Adela served 2 years in prison in the 1980s for “dangerousness” (Note: If I ever serve time in prison, I want it to be for dangerousness.), but now she’s a voice of the people!

In the November election, Adela was voted delegate to the municipal government of Caibarien. Adela told HuffPo that her family has disowned her for being transgendered and she’s been attacked by dumb bitches in the street. Adela works as a nurse and when she’s not healing the sick like a Cuban Florence Nightingale, she’s keeping an eye out for crime as a member of her neighborhood watch program. Adela says that everyone in her neighborhood has embraced and accepted her and don’t see her as anything but the nurse with an eyebrow situation that beats all. Being really active in her neighborhood helped Adela win the election.

Even though Cuban’s healthcare system covers gender reassignment surgeries, she hasn’t turned her peen into a poon yet. Adela is going to scream for her community as their delegate, but she says she’s also going to be a voice for gay rights, “I represent a community but I will always keep in mind the defense of gays.” 

Today Adela is delegate, tomorrow she’ll be a member a parliament and the day after that she’ll be President. Raul Castro who? Thanks to those exquisitely crafted eyebrows that look like ebony rainbows, Adela is going all the way. Well, Adela will go all the way if she burns those white CROCs in a trash can fire pit.

And Adela’s look is what Miley Cyrus was aiming for when she chopped off and bleached her hair. Reach for that bottle of dye, Miley, because you’ll never have it like this.