From The Department Of Why: Butt Implants Gone Wrong

November 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Some days I really regret going onto the wonderland of beautiful foolery known as The Daily Mail and today is one of those days. Today they have a video from World Star Hip Hop of a woman playing with the Simon game in her ass. Did we not learn anything from The Floppy Ass of ’07 or the Fix-A-Flat Ass of ’11? No, a butt bag full of silicone isn’t supposed to do that.

As much as this terrifies me, I’m going to try to look at the positive. If the “butt cheeks permanently pressed up against a glass window” look every becomes a thing, homegirl can say that she started it. And if you’re ever lying next to her at the beach, you can flip her ass implant around and use her butt as a table for your beer. Yes, her nalgas look like a pig snout, but sometimes having an end table ass is a good thing.

And her ass still looks better than Kim Katrashian’s ass.

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