From The Department Of Why: Butt Implants Gone Wrong
Some days I really regret going onto the wonderland of beautiful foolery known as The Daily Mail and today is one of those days. Today they have a video from World Star Hip Hop of a woman playing with the Simon game in her ass. Did we not learn anything from The Floppy Ass of '07 or the Fix-A-Flat Ass of '11? No, a butt bag full of silicone isn't supposed to do that.
As much as this terrifies me, I'm going to try to look at the positive. If the "butt cheeks permanently pressed up against a glass window" look every becomes a thing, homegirl can say that she started it. And if you're ever lying next to her at the beach, you can flip her ass implant around and use her butt as a table for your beer. Yes, her nalgas look like a pig snout, but sometimes having an end table ass is a good thing.
And her ass still looks better than Kim Katrashian's ass.
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Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:28pm.
"playing with the Simon game in her ass."
i just spit water at my screen
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No you didn't. I think people claiming that they're spitting out their water, coffee, oatmeal, etc at their computer screen are part of a very strange movement. It's like the new and longer way to say "lol" even when someone doesn't lol.
I'm not trying to be a rank bitch....does anyone else agree with me on this? It's weird.
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I just spit water at my screen as I was reading this, but only because I was choking on it. It was like art became life.
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^^ AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I JUST LOL-ED!! BEST FUCKIN COMMENT OF THE DAY!!!
There is no such thing as "Ass Implant Goes wrong" All ass implants ARE wrong and the fu-ktards that have them ARE wrong!
Ass implant...really? Just go eat some fucking pop-tarts like a normal person.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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On the plus side, she looks like she spends a lot of time sitting on her ass, so the flat ass thing works. Plus with her ass being so big, her thighs and fat stomach look less so.
She must be video taping it because she is going to sue someone. Bitch...the person who would do that surgery isn't a doctor with license and insurance.
I still don't understand why people just won't go to a gym and stop going to McDonalds.
W-w-why would you want to make your ass look BIGGER?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I have to agree wholeheartedly on the necessity of butt implants.
I can sort of understand the whole tummy tuck thing, since many of us do not have the best abdominal structure in the world. However, sometimes with surgery like this, you can really get screwed over.
She should just have the implants removed and be done with it.
The worst part is that it started out as a boob job...
AW HALE NAW
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Oh barf, that was disgusting.
Dr. DLT says they're supposed to be placed under the fat and muscle and her surgeon obviously operates out of the backroom of a Jiffy Lube or something.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
The Daily Mail is like Ogrish, 'Mondo Cane', 'Faces of Death' & 'The Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield' all rollled into one.
Shouldn't her implants be one with her ass? Did they break off or what? Fuck this. Bye.
I have an aunt who is under 5 feet tall, has pretty big breast implants and has a big butt (I actually asked her if it was fake but she claims it's not, but I'm convinced she did something because it doesn't look natural at all). Im sorry but she looks ridiculous! I have no ass and I plan to never get implants. It just looks fake as hell and there are too many risks.
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
How is that not painful??
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
So, I'm confoooosed. Bitch got back assward implants or ass backward implants?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
No you stupid bitch, an implant really isn't supposed to flip but we're also not supposed to be shoving pumpkin-sized enhancements into our ass either.
I'm sorry - if you're dumb enough to think you need stuff like this to "feel better" about yourself then you deserve reverse hostess sno ball ass cheeks. Fuck you.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 8:28pm.
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The only people who can pull off an ass like this are tall, muscular legged women, and usually ethnic ones.
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A flat back with a crack isn't a picnic in the eye candy department either, but to me a nice firm shapely ass has always been better than a giant sloppy jello ass. I've seen so many pretty girls with nice bodies, but their ass just wrecked it! I saw a chick with an ass so big, her jeans couldn't go completely over her ass, and it looked like her belt loops were screaming for help trying to belt her ass in. And they were normal sized jeans for the rest of her, but DAT ASS!
I wonder what it looks like when tupperware ass up there booty claps. Imagine the visuals...imagine the sounds!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I thought implants were supposed to be INSIDE your body. Christ that's disgusting.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
it is just too close to bedtime for this nightmare making shit. thanks MK.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 8:08pm.
This is why you don't implant Glad Tupperware in your asscheeks, bitch.
I get wanting a nice shaped ass. Even a small ass can be shaped nice and toned, but I never for the life of me understood why someone wanted a thick fat ass. It's not an attractive look in my opinion.
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The only people who can pull off an ass like this are tall, muscular legged women, and usually ethnic ones.
Work with what you got. Lose weight, get in the best shape you can, and then dress to flatter. You may never get back into a bikini or halter top, but that's ok. Don't alter your body. It is not necessary.
The only cosmetic surgery I can give a thumbs up to is a gentle eye lift or very gentle face lift when you are much older. Or a tummy tuck if you have lost a tremendous amount of weight.
Jumpoffs have gotten to a place where having a Hottentot behind is a thing to do. When these tricks are 40-50 years old they are going to have excess skin hanging down the back of their knees.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Good. Keep the PSAs coming.in this fucking economy she spent the cost of two years at the community college on this shit. This should be part of a commercial for Devry.
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 8 a c:54pm.
Do me, baby. Thanks Foxxy and Sweetas!
Her ass reminds me of the Staples "Easy" buttons.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is why you don't implant Glad Tupperware in your asscheeks, bitch.
I get wanting a nice shaped ass. Even a small ass can be shaped nice and toned, but I never for the life of me understood why someone wanted a thick fat ass. It's not an attractive look in my opinion.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
One of the most horrifying things I have ever fucking seen.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:28pm.
"playing with the Simon game in her ass."
i just spit water at my screen
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No you didn't. I think people claiming that they're spitting out their water, coffee, oatmeal, etc at their computer screen are part of a very strange movement. It's like the new and longer way to say "lol" even when someone doesn't lol.
I'm not trying to be a rank bitch....does anyone else agree with me on this? It's weird.
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I just spit water at my screen as I was reading this, but only because I was choking on it. It was like art became life.
She should consider getting a brain implant.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:28pm.
"playing with the Simon game in her ass."
i just spit water at my screen
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No you didn't. I think people claiming that they're spitting out their water, coffee, oatmeal, etc at their computer screen are part of a very strange movement. It's like the new and longer way to say "lol" even when someone doesn't lol.
I'm not trying to be a rank bitch....does anyone else agree with me on this? It's weird.
Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 7:39pm.
Looks like the "doc" just took his Tupperware lunch bowl and slapped it right in there. I bet it's got the patented "burping seal" too.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Villagers, Nothing Arrived
Looks like the "doc" just took his Tupperware lunch bowl and slapped it right in there. I bet it's got the patented "burping seal" too.
Let's see, I'm a short woman who is overweight and out of shape. How can I accentuate my flaws 100 times? Get a big, fake ass! But to some people, that is "fine", "baby got back!".
Her butt looked a decent size pre-implant already. WHY go bigger?!?!? (Says the owner of a shelf booty.)
The implant is supposed to be UNDER the muscle and this is clearly above it, even above the fat layer, practically subdermal. Damn, if she scratches her ass too hard, she may pop that thing right out!
What if that thing starts traveling and blocks her asshole and start growing teeth and hair? It will serve her ass right.
PEPPER IS MISSING
"playing with the Simon game in her ass."
i just spit water at my screen
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Hey, mike! (and the rest of yas) I was in western PA for Thanksgiving. Great time.
Coincidentally, my bestie has two sisters (now in upper 50's) with quite large natural posteriors.
Hope everyone had a good T-giving.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I would jump at the chance to have two giant smarties shoved into my ass cheeks.
*runs screaming from thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OMG - she musta gone to that same Brazilian phony plastic surgeon who fucked up Priscilla Presley's face. It looks like they implanted dinner plates!!
I'm glad shit like this is happening. This plastic surgery craze has gotten ridiculous. How about spending that money in getting an education? Or mental health? Geez
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
That is horrifying.
I have to wonder about the mechanics of that. How much loose skin does she have, if she can manipulate that thing so radically? Does she plan on getting any older? Because skin gets worn out and loses elasticity and that thing will be halfway down the back of her leg before she knows it. Doesn't look like a spring chicken anyway.
*gasp* Lawd jeezus, does that not rub up against anything important down there? o_O
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Of all the things to spend good money on? Really? Your chunky hiney? RiDICKerous!
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 6:27pm.
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down was never supposed to be like this.
"oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
/rolling on the floor
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Another reason why I am NEVER getting an implant of ANY kind.
Does that not hurt? Doesn't seem to bother her. Ugh.
That implant for the size of the arse looks too small and is why it sits up like that.
Getting a fat ass is one of the easiest things in the world, I dont understand the popularity of implants.
Well, at least it makes for a neat party trick.