Demi Moore's Got A New 20-Something Piece
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher still haven't filed for divorce from each other and a couple of tabloids say that she wants him back, and sometimes cuddles with a bottle of douche to remember what it's like to spoon with him. But Page Six says that if Demi is crying out tears for Ashton, then she's using those tears to lube herself up for fuck times with her new dude Vito Schnabel. Demi is 50 (cut to Demi kicking, stretching and kicking) and Vito Schnabel is 26 (in Lohan years, obviously).
Vito is the art dealer son of painter and filmmaker Julian Schnabel, so he's around famous types a lot. Vito is also used to being the cub, because he dated Elle Macpherson when he was 21 and she was 44. A source says that Vito and Demi have been hanging out for a few weeks. Earlier this month, guests at a birthday party in India for Naomi Campbell's hot billionaire boyfriend all watched as Demi and Vito got down on the dance floor. The source said that as Diana Ross performed, Demi and Vito "were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests."
If you need a visual of Demi and Vito throwing down some sweet, sexy moves on the dance floor, then press play on a classic (you knew this was coming). Demi will play the part of Demi and Ashton will play the part of Vito. (If for some reason, you need a visual of a zombie having a seizure while red ants attack its armpits and b-hole, this video will give you that visual too.)
I can't fully hate on this. Demi and Vito look good together, and that's mostly because they both look like root vegetables molded out of clay. They're also a good pair, because Demi can use her razor sharp cheeks to cut away any rogue hairs from Vito's perfectly pruned brows.
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omg that photo of demi!!!!!!!!!! :(
:double-take: That's a guy? I thought Demi was having a Cynthia Nixon moment with her own moreno-caliente.
Also, Demi's pic gave me a flashback to Dr. Shar, the plastic surgeon from Daria. It's the same face and neck, but with dark hair.
http://www.dariawiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Dr._Shar
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:25am.
I'm 45 and can't imagine finding 25 year-olds attractive to date. If I were single, I can't imagine dating anyone under 30.
Men are immature enough as it is.
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What are you talking about!
hey...come here, pull my finger..Bawahaaaa!
Submitted by snowball on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 6:18pm.
He looks like Mayim Balik.
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OMG Yes he does! lol
Demi moore is dating Blossom.
Wow. Asston clearly took the last of Demi's sex appeal with him when he left; she's lookin' rough!
Ba-buttons: Two or more relationships with an older woman? Why hello there, Mr. Mommy Complex. Can we call you Oedipus for short?
Ba-B, dude, have you seen this 26 yr-old's mom? I haven't seem any photos of her recently, but even 5 years ago she was utterly SMoKIn'! If I were her son, I'd have a Mommy Complex, too.
HER TEEFS!
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:08am.
That sounds like a Mafioso's mistress.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:13am.
Uh, there's a big difference between 25 years and 8 years.
Submitted by Fae on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 9:28pm.
Yeah yeah, play the sexism card. Except, you know, it's bullshit because everybody talked about how creepy Sarkozy and MK (or was it Ashley?) were together, and how she looks like his daughter.
And I notice you only mention the sexual compatibility as "making perfect sense," not the emotional content. That guy hasn't reached cognitive maturity, and won't for a few more years. That means that they're totally incompatible in any relationship more involved than a one-night stand.
Then again, Demi seems to be trying to act like she's 19, so maybe it works.
And it ALSO doesn't make sense because she's Demi Moore. I could see this working for someone self-assured like Sandra Bullock (who is only a year or two younger), but recall how her last relationship ended. She clung to her ex long after he blatantly cheated, had a total meltdown, ODed on whip-its and alienated all her kids, making herself look pathetic and desperate for months.
Someone like that should not have relationships with someone young enough to be their son, because it's NOT going to last, and she's going to melt down again when it does end.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What are they gonna call this couple?
Demi de Vito?!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Good for this average-looking kid gettin' on two world class cougars like Elle MacPherson and Demi Moore. I like Vito's style!
I'm 45 and can't imagine finding 25 year-olds attractive to date. If I were single, I can't imagine dating anyone under 30.
Men are immature enough as it is.
Here is today's test question:
How many times does 26 go into 50?
Good for them. I don't care who she dates. As long as she is not on phone sex lines with 16 year olds it is none of my business. I like someone who is 8 years younger. No I mean I am in love with someone who is 8 years younger. These days who cares. Do what makes you happy.
My 10 year-old saw the photo of Demi over my shoulder, and said "What IS that?!" LOL
Demi looks like Skeletor.
Bitch need to put on a few pounds to stop looking like a whip it addict. Oh await a minute............
Damn her girls must get embarrassed by her antics. She should sit down for a few minutes, or years.
Ugh, she looks so conservative but apparently her looks are deceiving. I remember reading that she's a long term drug addict who has engaged in orgies for years. Although Ashton is a douche, I think she's much worse and much more pathetic.
wasn't she chasing Zac Efron a few months ago? ... he had to change his phone number
pathetic pathetic pathetic
How does this guy do it? He doesn't look older than 26 to me, and his face looks like it's missing a major feature or something. How can Demi and previously Elle not die of embarrassment around his dad? He's who Demi should be dating, if she could handle an actual adult.
A cougar character may get a laugh in a sitcom, but in real life it's just creepy and pathetic. This woman could be this kid's grandmother.
... and no, Fae, it's not any less creepy when the roles are reversed. That that happens hardly justifies Demmy's (I refuse to pronounce it her pretentious way) behaviour.
Submitted by Fae on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 9:28pm.
People are so sexist and brainwashed to hate on women. It's still ok for men to date/marry younger women but when a woman does she's crucified. Yesterday there was a news clip that Nikki Sixx age 53 just got engaged to his 27 yr old girlfriend and their age difference is of no consideration. Everyone is just like oh yeah, congratulations. Women in their 30's and 40's are at their sexual peak, matching the sex drive of men in their 20's, so it makes perfect sense.
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Not around these parts. People throw equal shade at pepaws for dating women in their 20s. Refer to the last Mary Kate Olsen-Oliver Sarkozy thread for proof.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
People are so sexist and brainwashed to hate on women. It's still ok for men to date/marry younger women but when a woman does she's crucified. Yesterday there was a news clip that Nikki Sixx age 53 just got engaged to his 27 yr old girlfriend and their age difference is of no consideration. Everyone is just like oh yeah, congratulations. Women in their 30's and 40's are at their sexual peak, matching the sex drive of men in their 20's, so it makes perfect sense.
Ugh. You can tell he's a little shit.
Demi is of course desperate and pathetic. She is a joke.
This photo always creeps me out because she's so puppet-like. I keep thinking she's going to slowly turn her head towards me and stare at me with her dead doll eyes.
*shudders*
Looks like that youngest Jonas brother...
Oh, Demi...
Go back to ODing on Whippets and gas station weed; it's far less pathetic and embarrassing.
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Submitted by MundoLoco on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 8:25pm.
Get it girl is right! I'm all for this cougardom she has embraced!
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I'd say the same, with someone really hot. This dude, meh. To each their own but she could get bettah, imo.
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Gimme More is the poster child for pathetic desperation. If she thinks this is gonna make Asston Crotcher jelly, she's also the poster child for stupid.
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Get it girl is right! I'm all for this cougardom she has embraced!
This bitch has issues. She can't even see how pathetic she's become.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:17pm.
Hey..... It's Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Good one!! Thanks!
At first I thought it was Demi and a butch lesbian.
Demi is looking a little Crypt-Keeperish.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Why does Demi lust after youth so hotly? And what the fuck do you talk about with a guy (or girl) half your age?!? Of course, I know she's not much for talking.
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Vito does nothing for me and Demi CANNOT dance. How about Tristan MacManus (Nancy Grace's partner on dwts) is he free at all? That'd be a good match, lol
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This guy would only be attractive if he were wearing a suit made out of his dad's money.
If I had to call it, this shark jumping moment in dance history, is when their blissful union ended and her kids stopped taking her calls. Oh the humiliation.
Barry Kripke!
He looks like her daughter Rumer.
MISSING PEPPER
Submitted by rosehips69 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 6:19pm.
If Sean Penn, Michael Douglas, Bruce Willis, George Clooney...and, well, half of Hollywood men can do it, and you consider yourself a feminist, you shouldn't be so harsh on Demi for doing it.
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EVERYBODY gets run into the ground on Dlisted We're harsh on George, we're harsh on his girls, we're harsh on Sean, we're harsh on anyone he's fucking we're harsh on Bruce...
We're harsh on Demi because she's a colossal fuck up and you don't get a pass on the D for being a colossal fuck up regardless of what baby you're dating
This video is still one of my all time favorites.
I'm still searching for M.K.'s original description when this classic "funky chicken" dance video came out! Where is it?
But I'll make do with this description of her whip-it seizure moves. hahahahahah There is a longer version of this video, in which Ashton, clearly freaked out and embarrassed, is trying n vain, to get a drunk Demi to jerk her way off the stage by motioning from the side lines with a come hither sexy move of his own, all while clutching his phone. He's dressed like the slacker midwestern home boy doofus he is and she is circa 1990's slut dress. Ahh haaa It's hilarious. The gift that keeps on giving. Happy Holidays!
I hope she is secure enough not to go off the rails if this guy decides to move on and ends up with a younger chick.
When a woman dates an older man there is usually a monetary incentive. When a woman dates a younger man its proof of her mental instability. It reeks of sadness and patheticness. She need to be admitted.
Oh yay, now she really IS dating someone young enough to be her son, not just someone who acts it.
I know people will say "STFU! If she were man, you'd all be cheering! She doesn't need a RELATIONSHIP, just some hot peen!", but I really don't think that's it.
I mean, she had a total meltdown when her husband left her, she's alienated both her daughters, and she hasn't had a relationship with a peer since she broke up with Bruce. I remember before she hooked up with Ashton, she was chasing OTHER much younger men around.
I think that like an aging man, she cannot bear to accept that she's getting old, and she's dating someone much younger to camouflage that.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
pathetic
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AND why oh why are we constantly hearing about Demi grinding on someone on the dance floor. 50 year old women should not be grinding on dance floors PERIOD. Hell, I'm 31 and I'm too old to be grinding in public. Fucking gross!!!!
She's not repeating the same old mistakes, OH NO!
Submitted by She She peritta on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:06pm.
She's not. She's trying to show him she can still get a younger, presumably hotter piece.
Demi has just turned into a desperate old lady. She needs a reality check. Her relationship with Ashton was doomed from the start, and she's really beyond delusional if she thinks she is ever going to have a lasting relationship with a man in his 20s while she's in her 50s.