This could be fake, or it could be viral marketing for fuckery, or it could be made of one hundred percent truthiness since there’s not a law requiring hos to have working brain cells in order to procreate. Gizmodo, Mashable and @AwkwardMsgs all posted a Facebook status from a couple who named their newborn baby girl Hashtag Jameson. HASHTAG JAMESON. We’ve officially lost our right to name children. Just give all future babies serial numbers from now on, because this child abuse must be put to an end.
If you’re thinking this mess can’t be real and nobody with a heart would ever hate a newborn that much, let me remind your ass that a dude in Egypt named his kid Facebook. The laws of real-life foolery know no bounds.
But for real, the stoner and drunk in me (which is pretty much all of me) actually likes that disaster of a name. They can call her Hash for short. And when she writes her name the way it’s supposed to be written, it looks like she’s promoting whiskey. #Jameson!